I wish to hell, that your besotted old mama had had enough sense to teach you that:

Fool's names and monkey's faces
Often appear in public places.

Then we might not be beseighed by all your idiotic posts.

I am of Scottish ancestry and a direct descendant of Robert the Bruce.

I imagine you a descendant of some shit-for-brains fool of a wet brained old Scotsman who cleaned out the privy shit holes of rich Englishmen for a living and had an awfully irritating habit hiding down the shit holes of those very same outhouses in order to leap up in surprise and French the shiit dripping assholes of those very same rich Englishmen. At least that is the sort of person you present yourself to be.