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geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 12/04/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The most commonly used term for that is a "shart" ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
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ParallaxPam User ID: 15366249 United States 12/04/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah. Try having a baby. Not pretty. You would think the hospital would automatically buttplug you the minute the little fucker/ette starts crowning. I mean seriously...they could just add 50 bucks to the bill for a buttplug. Would have saved me enough stress about the entire situation. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28647427 United States 12/04/2012 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What to do? I was almost done with the job had about a 1/2 hour left . Soldier on I did. fuckit . I kept working . I was sweating my ass off < pun intended > I could feel the poo slime running down both legs right to my ankles and my socks became saturated with the evil brew. I got done and put a blanket down on my driver seat of my truck because by now itd soaked clean through my pants due to the poo slime and sweat . I got home I took my pants off in the garage socks shirt EVERYTHING . DoooooooOOMMMM . I was brown from the waist down. It was almost like I knew what it would be like to be black people. I got in the house . Straight to the bathroom and took my boxers off. i had runny shit all over my ass my balls . the smell was horrid . I hoped into the shower and like the light of a new dawn all was well in the world again. I cleaned up got out the shower and threw the whole outfit including shoes away. Yes the poo had gotten into the shoes from the saturated socks. Hope you enjoyed my misery from that day |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 27834717 United States 12/04/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So , I was working on a customers property . Had to fart. Splat . I instantly knew this was no ordinary fart . I felt my butt wet n squishy . I went behind a tree to look down my pants and i saw brown all over my leg. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28647427 What to do? I was almost done with the job had about a 1/2 hour left . Soldier on I did. fuckit . I kept working . I was sweating my ass off < pun intended > I could feel the poo slime running down both legs right to my ankles and my socks became saturated with the evil brew. I got done and put a blanket down on my driver seat of my truck because by now itd soaked clean through my pants due to the poo slime and sweat . I got home I took my pants off in the garage socks shirt EVERYTHING . DoooooooOOMMMM . I was brown from the waist down. It was almost like I knew what it would be like to be black people. I got in the house . Straight to the bathroom and took my boxers off. i had runny shit all over my ass my balls . the smell was horrid . I hoped into the shower and like the light of a new dawn all was well in the world again. I cleaned up got out the shower and threw the whole outfit including shoes away. Yes the poo had gotten into the shoes from the saturated socks. Hope you enjoyed my misery from that day |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29072368 United Kingdom 12/04/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yep. Sharted on way to work. Luckily I was working away from home and had enough boxer shorts to last a couple of weeks. The soiled boxers went into a petrol stations toilet bin. I can still remember the squelching sound as I made my way from car to petrol station toilet.... Quoting: tibbles 23900733 Yes, this has happened to me, the morning after a night of too much beer. Luckily, I was still close to my place and was able to drive back there, and sort it all out. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6409759 United States 12/04/2012 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So , I was working on a customers property . Had to fart. Splat . I instantly knew this was no ordinary fart . I felt my butt wet n squishy . I went behind a tree to look down my pants and i saw brown all over my leg. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28647427 What to do? I was almost done with the job had about a 1/2 hour left . Soldier on I did. fuckit . I kept working . I was sweating my ass off < pun intended > I could feel the poo slime running down both legs right to my ankles and my socks became saturated with the evil brew. I got done and put a blanket down on my driver seat of my truck because by now itd soaked clean through my pants due to the poo slime and sweat . I got home I took my pants off in the garage socks shirt EVERYTHING . DoooooooOOMMMM . I was brown from the waist down. It was almost like I knew what it would be like to be black people. I got in the house . Straight to the bathroom and took my boxers off. i had runny shit all over my ass my balls . the smell was horrid . I hoped into the shower and like the light of a new dawn all was well in the world again. I cleaned up got out the shower and threw the whole outfit including shoes away. Yes the poo had gotten into the shoes from the saturated socks. Hope you enjoyed my misery from that day Thats HORRIBLE. |
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Jibba User ID: 28979620 Australia 12/04/2012 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was a little fella I was running round in my birthday suit eating licorice. My stomach started to well up and I knew I had a winner. First target I saw was my Mothers leg, I ran up to her and let it rip but this one was outta control. What was meant to be a fart turned into a runny shart and it was now running down my Mums leg!!! I thought I was a goner but she didn't do anything because she was laughing so hard ;-) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 4223094 United States 12/04/2012 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This here's the Rubber shit Duck You got a copy on me D-rhea, c'mon Uh, yeah, Ten-Four D-rhea, fer sure, fer sure By golly it's clean shit to Flag Town, c'mon Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there D-Rhea Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy It was the dark of the moon On the sixth of June And a Kenworth pullin' logs Cab over Pete with a refer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We was headin' for bear On 'I-1-0 'Bout a mile out Shakey Town I says, Pig Pen this here's the shit Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down 'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a little 'ole convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight C'mon and join our Convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this shit' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy Convoy Yeah, breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck And uh, you wanna back off them brown logs Uh, ten-four 'bout five mile or so Ten-Roger them logs is gettin' intense up here By the time we got into Tulsa Town We had eighty-five trucks in all But they's a road block up on the clover leaf And them bears was wall to wall Yeah, them smokies as thick as bugshit I says, callin' all trucks This here's the Duck We about to go a huntin' brown trout 'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight C'mon and join our Convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this shittin' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy Convoy Uh, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen Uh, negatory Pig Pen you're still too close Yeah, them logs is startin' to close up my sinuses Mercy sakes, you'd better back off another ten Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our swindel sheets And left 'em settin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shy Town Them brown trout was a gettin' smart They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois national guard There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every size Yeah, them chicken poops was full of shit And choppers filled the skies Well, we shot the line We went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus In a Chartreuse microbus Yeah, Rubber Duck 'tis Ass Buster C'mon there Yeah, Ten-Four Ass Buster Listen, you wanna put that microbus In behind that suicide jockey Yeah, he's haulin' shit And he needs all the help he can get Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore Prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with shit But I didn't have a doggone dime I says, Ass Buster this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't a gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' 98 I says let that shit roll Ten-Four 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a mighty convoy Ain't shit a beautiful sight C'mon and join our Convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this shittin' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy Convoy Ah, Ten-Four Ass Buster what's you're Twenty Omaha Well, they oughtta know what to do With them logs out there, fer sure Well, mercy sakes good buddy We gonna back on outta here So keep the shit off yer glass And the shit off yer...tail We'll catch you on the flip flop This here's the Rubber ShitDuck on the side We gone Bye, bye |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20082957 United Kingdom 12/04/2012 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just the other day very odd was standing in the kitchen, when what i thought was a bog standard parp was coming through, only to realise the toot wasn't so much of a toot, than a blergh, then realised there was an unusual warmth 'down there' lol had to wash my underpants and the joggers i was wearing as well. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 27834717 United States 12/04/2012 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just the other day Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20082957 very odd was standing in the kitchen, when what i thought was a bog standard parp was coming through, only to realise the toot wasn't so much of a toot, than a blergh, then realised there was an unusual warmth 'down there' lol had to wash my underpants and the joggers i was wearing as well. |
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