Have you ever shit farted, literally? share your experience

You sure it wasn't semen?

pin! 5 stars

The most commonly used term for that is a "shart"

OP are you jewish?

we know how "God's chosen" love Scatology

Yep. Sharted on way to work. Luckily I was working away from home and had enough boxer shorts to last a couple of weeks. The soiled boxers went into a petrol stations toilet bin. I can still remember the squelching sound as I made my way from car to petrol station toilet....

Yeah. Try having a baby. Not pretty. You would think the hospital would automatically buttplug you the minute the little fucker/ette starts crowning. I mean seriously...they could just add 50 bucks to the bill for a buttplug. Would have saved me enough stress about the entire situation.

Yeah, when withdrawal sets in, it just makes the bad, worse .. : (

I said no i didnt.

So , I was working on a customers property . Had to fart. Splat . I instantly knew this was no ordinary fart . I felt my butt wet n squishy . I went behind a tree to look down my pants and i saw brown all over my leg.

What to do? I was almost done with the job had about a 1/2 hour left . Soldier on I did. fuckit . I kept working . I was sweating my ass off < pun intended > I could feel the poo slime running down both legs right to my ankles and my socks became saturated with the evil brew.

I got done and put a blanket down on my driver seat of my truck because by now itd soaked clean through my pants due to the poo slime and sweat . I got home I took my pants off in the garage socks shirt EVERYTHING . DoooooooOOMMMM . I was brown from the waist down. It was almost like I knew what it would be like to be black people.

I got in the house . Straight to the bathroom and took my boxers off. i had runny shit all over my ass my balls . the smell was horrid . I hoped into the shower and like the light of a new dawn all was well in the world again.

I cleaned up got out the shower and threw the whole outfit including shoes away. Yes the poo had gotten into the shoes from the saturated socks.

Hope you enjoyed my misery from that day

Yes, this has happened to me, the morning after a night of too much beer.

Luckily, I was still close to my place and was able to drive back there, and sort it all out.

[link to www.digdang.com]

Thats HORRIBLE.

i had just parked in the community colledge after a night of driking. i farted and also filled my pants with liquid shit. i had no towels or napkins so i took of my underwear left them in the parking loot and proceded to take an exam

When I was a little fella I was running round in my birthday suit eating licorice. My stomach started to well up and I knew I had a winner. First target I saw was my Mothers leg, I ran up to her and let it rip but this one was outta control. What was meant to be a fart turned into a runny shart and it was now running down my Mums leg!!!
I thought I was a goner but she didn't do anything because she was laughing so hard ;-)

Yep....Wal mart after a McDonald's McDouble....just blew on the way to their restroom.

Swabbed the deck and left the undies in the garbage.

Gotta do what ya gotta doo doo...

hmm

Yeah, breaker one nine
This here's the Rubber shit Duck
You got a copy on me D-rhea, c'mon

Uh, yeah, Ten-Four D-rhea, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean shit to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there D-Rhea
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
And a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab over Pete with a refer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin' for bear
On 'I-1-0
'Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says, Pig Pen this here's the shit Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down

'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little 'ole convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this shit' convoy
'Cross the USA
Convoy
Convoy

Yeah, breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck
And uh, you wanna back off them brown logs
Uh, ten-four 'bout five mile or so
Ten-Roger them logs is gettin' intense up here

By the time we got into Tulsa Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
And them bears was wall to wall
Yeah, them smokies as thick as bugshit
I says, callin' all trucks
This here's the Duck
We about to go a huntin' brown trout

'Cause we got a little 'ole convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this shittin' convoy
'Cross the USA
Convoy
Convoy

Uh, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Pig Pen
Uh, negatory Pig Pen you're still too close
Yeah, them logs is startin' to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you'd better back off another ten

Well, we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindel sheets
And left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Shy Town
Them brown trout was a gettin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois national guard
There's armored cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah, them chicken poops was full of shit
And choppers filled the skies
Well, we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus
In a Chartreuse microbus

Yeah, Rubber Duck 'tis Ass Buster
C'mon there
Yeah, Ten-Four Ass Buster
Listen, you wanna put that microbus
In behind that suicide jockey
Yeah, he's haulin' shit
And he needs all the help he can get

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with shit
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Ass Buster this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' 98
I says let that shit roll
Ten-Four

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Ain't shit a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this shittin' convoy
'Cross the USA
Convoy
Convoy

Ah, Ten-Four
Ass Buster what's you're Twenty
Omaha
Well, they oughtta know what to do
With them logs out there, fer sure
Well, mercy sakes good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the shit off yer glass
And the shit off yer...tail
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's the Rubber ShitDuck on the side
We gone
Bye, bye

just the other day

very odd

was standing in the kitchen, when what i thought was a bog standard parp was coming through, only to realise the toot wasn't so much of a toot, than a blergh, then realised there was an unusual warmth 'down there'

lol

had to wash my underpants and the joggers i was wearing as well.

I had to pull over to the side of the road and run into the bushes once. I grabbed some poison oak leaves to wipe my ass, true story..

I was burning, blistering and oozing puss sores for days..

That's why i never trust a fart