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Have you ever shit farted, literally? share your experience
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So , I was working on a customers property . Had to fart. Splat . I instantly knew this was no ordinary fart . I felt my butt wet n squishy . I went behind a tree to look down my pants and i saw brown all over my leg.
What to do? I was almost done with the job had about a 1/2 hour left . Soldier on I did. fuckit . I kept working . I was sweating my ass off < pun intended > I could feel the poo slime running down both legs right to my ankles and my socks became saturated with the evil brew.
I got done and put a blanket down on my driver seat of my truck because by now itd soaked clean through my pants due to the poo slime and sweat . I got home I took my pants off in the garage socks shirt EVERYTHING . DoooooooOOMMMM . I was brown from the waist down. It was almost like I knew what it would be like to be black people.
I got in the house . Straight to the bathroom and took my boxers off. i had runny shit all over my ass my balls . the smell was horrid . I hoped into the shower and like the light of a new dawn all was well in the world again.
I cleaned up got out the shower and threw the whole outfit including shoes away. Yes the poo had gotten into the shoes from the saturated socks.
Hope you enjoyed my misery from that day
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28647427 Thats HORRIBLE.
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