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when i was a little kid. Four years old I got upset watching the news.

I was like, "If Santa is real... why does he waste time giving us presents when he could use his awesome powers to help starving children or stop wars?"

Yes. I was that logical at four. I read my first novel, a crappy romance book my mom had left lying around called "The Wolf and the Dove" when I was six.

And yet, it took me until I was about twenty five to finally decide that All of the major religions are just as fake as Santa Claus stories.

But why? I often think about that. Why did it take so long for me to accept that it is not true? And how do other scientists and engineers still believe in such obviously false things?

The answer is because there is no overarching order to the universe. The more you look, the more weird things you will find. Ipads? The idea of a computer, touch scree, etc. all in one, twenty years ago seemed like pure fantasy. Yet here it is.

The sun, the moon, the stars... they only make sense because you can... sense them.

So no matter how preposterous things are... the idea that a God made this universe, and his son died on the cross, etc... it could actually be true.

In fact, it has become apparent to most societies that in a
'multiverse' type fashion, everything is true somewhere at sometime.

But not everything is true everywhere.

And unfortunately, this looks like a part of the multiverse where the major religions simply hold little truth.

So I see why scientists and engineers hold out hope and blind their minds for a little awhile.

But in the internet age, with this much information flowing. I feel that it is only willful ignorance. A mental disease, that would keep a person enthralled to these religions.

Because at this point... IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT IS TRUE.

See. Thats the thing. Even if the Christian Bible is true. And i die and go to Hell.

When god summons me before him and says, "Why did you not have faith? I will now burn you forever"

I will tell him, "The fault was not mine. It was yours. And if you burn me in Hell for eternity for this, then you never were a God. But only a Devil"

And that... is that..
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You are confused about many things. When the Bible says:

For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23)

You think it means:

The wages of sin is eternal life in hell.

because your parents lied to you when you were 4 years old and you haven't gotten over it.
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12/06/2012 01:26 PM
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it appears to be an endless universe so there are countless theories
it's been around forever
there are other places people in space, time to open some minds and stop thinking everything is just about this one planet
we are space children
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when i was a little kid. Four years old I got upset watching the news.

I was like, "If Santa is real... why does he waste time giving us presents when he could use his awesome powers to help starving children or stop wars?"

Yes. I was that logical at four. I read my first novel, a crappy romance book my mom had left lying around called "The Wolf and the Dove" when I was six.

And yet, it took me until I was about twenty five to finally decide that All of the major religions are just as fake as Santa Claus stories.

But why? I often think about that. Why did it take so long for me to accept that it is not true? And how do other scientists and engineers still believe in such obviously false things?

The answer is because there is no overarching order to the universe. The more you look, the more weird things you will find. Ipads? The idea of a computer, touch scree, etc. all in one, twenty years ago seemed like pure fantasy. Yet here it is.

The sun, the moon, the stars... they only make sense because you can... sense them.

So no matter how preposterous things are... the idea that a God made this universe, and his son died on the cross, etc... it could actually be true.

In fact, it has become apparent to most societies that in a
'multiverse' type fashion, everything is true somewhere at sometime.

But not everything is true everywhere.

And unfortunately, this looks like a part of the multiverse where the major religions simply hold little truth.

So I see why scientists and engineers hold out hope and blind their minds for a little awhile.

But in the internet age, with this much information flowing. I feel that it is only willful ignorance. A mental disease, that would keep a person enthralled to these religions.

Because at this point... IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT IS TRUE.

See. Thats the thing. Even if the Christian Bible is true. And i die and go to Hell.

When god summons me before him and says, "Why did you not have faith? I will now burn you forever"

I will tell him, "The fault was not mine. It was yours. And if you burn me in Hell for eternity for this, then you never were a God. But only a Devil"

And that... is that..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


Both Santa and god are fairy tales. theres no scientific, physical evidence that either exist. For parents to brain wash their children from a very early age to "believe in things just because others do" creates the hole which they then drive in the GOd character.

Religion is for stupid people, people without a working brain cell capable of discerning bullshit from reality.

Once man evolves and the ignorant "believers" die off, the world will finally know love, peace and happiness.

FUCK the POPE and his pedophile army.
BRIEF
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when i was a little kid. Four years old I got upset watching the news.

I was like, "If Santa is real... why does he waste time giving us presents when he could use his awesome powers to help starving children or stop wars?"

Yes. I was that logical at four. I read my first novel, a crappy romance book my mom had left lying around called "The Wolf and the Dove" when I was six.

And yet, it took me until I was about twenty five to finally decide that All of the major religions are just as fake as Santa Claus stories.

But why? I often think about that. Why did it take so long for me to accept that it is not true? And how do other scientists and engineers still believe in such obviously false things?

The answer is because there is no overarching order to the universe. The more you look, the more weird things you will find. Ipads? The idea of a computer, touch scree, etc. all in one, twenty years ago seemed like pure fantasy. Yet here it is.

The sun, the moon, the stars... they only make sense because you can... sense them.

So no matter how preposterous things are... the idea that a God made this universe, and his son died on the cross, etc... it could actually be true.

In fact, it has become apparent to most societies that in a
'multiverse' type fashion, everything is true somewhere at sometime.

But not everything is true everywhere.

And unfortunately, this looks like a part of the multiverse where the major religions simply hold little truth.

So I see why scientists and engineers hold out hope and blind their minds for a little awhile.

But in the internet age, with this much information flowing. I feel that it is only willful ignorance. A mental disease, that would keep a person enthralled to these religions.

Because at this point... IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT IS TRUE.

See. Thats the thing. Even if the Christian Bible is true. And i die and go to Hell.

When god summons me before him and says, "Why did you not have faith? I will now burn you forever"

I will tell him, "The fault was not mine. It was yours. And if you burn me in Hell for eternity for this, then you never were a God. But only a Devil"

And that... is that..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


Both Santa and god are fairy tales. theres no scientific, physical evidence that either exist. For parents to brain wash their children from a very early age to "believe in things just because others do" creates the hole which they then drive in the GOd character.

Religion is for stupid people, people without a working brain cell capable of discerning bullshit from reality.

Once man evolves and the ignorant "believers" die off, the world will finally know love, peace and happiness.

FUCK the POPE and his pedophile army.

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hi Satan
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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santa = satan
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God Made THIS Universe - Could there be other Universes in which GOD came from or created - Does it say anywhere that this is the one and only Universe - maybe that WE know of.

I would think that we do not have enough data on anything outside our Solar System - as we do not know everything within our own solar system.
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According to Rush

The poor are getting "presents" from Obama so...

Obama = Santa
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SANTA - SANAT - SATAN?

Sanat Kumara is worshipped by some new age groups as God. H.P. Blavatsky, the mother of the new age movement, said on page 350 of her book, The Secret Doctrine, Vol. 2: "The name isn't important. It is the letters". "Santa" has the same letters as "Satan"! According to G.A. Riplinger, "Ole Nick" is listed as the name of a fallen angel in the Dictionary of Fallen Angels. (New Age Bible Versions, Gail Riplinger, pg. 53)
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Santa Claus and Christmas in general are both pagan entity's.

Santa is a evil as it gets, as he first of all is a distraction used to keep children from the Truth of Christ.
Parent's tell the children that Santa see's everyting they do. He judges whther they aare naughty or nice. Obviosly knows everything we do and will judge us one day. '

Now. let's get down to the plain evil, as Santa's name is an anagram (Santa =Satan). Santa wears a red suit, as obviosuly the caricature is a red demon. Santa lands on the roof of a house, then gains access to our homes by sliding down the chimney. That represents Santa sliding down the Chimney into the pit, so there is hardy a comparison between that and Jesus.

Christmas, is just the cleaned up version of Saturnalia (A winter solstice celebration or worship). The Catholic Church puled the old bait and switch to draw in more parishoners. They knew the masses did not want to give up that celebration so they used Constatine's birthday (Dec.25th), to clebrate what we now know as Christmas.
Christian's should not, in my opinion) celebrate this day as the heathen does (Jermiah 10). I knew that I should cease and desist celebration this day when I read Matthew 15 regarding men's traditions and commandments. Jesus warned that many will celebrate in his name, but their hearts would be far from him (Mathew 15:8).

I work with folk who will have nothing to do with Christ, but they celbrate Christmas. If the world is doing it, Christians...you probably should divest.

The very word Christmas broken down is Christ + mass (a Catholic funeral). So, essentially Satan has tricked the masses to celebrates Christ's death. If you don't believe me, then what's with the wreath that people affix to their doors? The only other place that I have observed wreaths were at funerals.
Now, of course, Jeremiah 10, tells us the tree decorated with its siver and gold tensil, and propped up on a wooden stand is nothing more than an idol. If you don't believe that, why is that you have to kneel to take receipt of your gift? The gifyt itself is a selfish desire, that is the antithesis of Christ's teachings. This is a drunken, all about us, holiday. Christian's CEASE AND DESIST!!!

I celebrate Christ daily, but could find no where in scripture that indictates we are to celebrate so called Chritmas. Jesus' birthday is not even indicated in the Bible. So, I beseech all to find out for themselves.
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when i was a little kid. Four years old I got upset watching the news.

I was like, "If Santa is real... why does he waste time giving us presents when he could use his awesome powers to help starving children or stop wars?"

Yes. I was that logical at four. I read my first novel, a crappy romance book my mom had left lying around called "The Wolf and the Dove" when I was six.

And yet, it took me until I was about twenty five to finally decide that All of the major religions are just as fake as Santa Claus stories.

But why? I often think about that. Why did it take so long for me to accept that it is not true? And how do other scientists and engineers still believe in such obviously false things?

The answer is because there is no overarching order to the universe. The more you look, the more weird things you will find. Ipads? The idea of a computer, touch scree, etc. all in one, twenty years ago seemed like pure fantasy. Yet here it is.

The sun, the moon, the stars... they only make sense because you can... sense them.

So no matter how preposterous things are... the idea that a God made this universe, and his son died on the cross, etc... it could actually be true.

In fact, it has become apparent to most societies that in a
'multiverse' type fashion, everything is true somewhere at sometime.

But not everything is true everywhere.

And unfortunately, this looks like a part of the multiverse where the major religions simply hold little truth.

So I see why scientists and engineers hold out hope and blind their minds for a little awhile.

But in the internet age, with this much information flowing. I feel that it is only willful ignorance. A mental disease, that would keep a person enthralled to these religions.

Because at this point... IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT IS TRUE.

See. Thats the thing. Even if the Christian Bible is true. And i die and go to Hell.

When god summons me before him and says, "Why did you not have faith? I will now burn you forever"

I will tell him, "The fault was not mine. It was yours. And if you burn me in Hell for eternity for this, then you never were a God. But only a Devil"

And that... is that..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


Both Santa and god are fairy tales. theres no scientific, physical evidence that either exist. For parents to brain wash their children from a very early age to "believe in things just because others do" creates the hole which they then drive in the GOd character.

Religion is for stupid people, people without a working brain cell capable of discerning bullshit from reality.

Once man evolves and the ignorant "believers" die off, the world will finally know love, peace and happiness.

FUCK the POPE and his pedophile army.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17444403


Well, neither Santa, religion nor the Pope died on the Cross for us. Accept Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The roots of Santa Claus, stem from a real Saint Nicholas of Turkey...

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santa = satan
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Right; Santa Claus translates to "Satans Claws". Imitation for God like Satan. "Sees you when you're sleeping, knows when your awake" Omnipresent and omnipotent.
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And Carlos Santana is the uncle of the Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. 5a

Dear Fuckwits

Just put your freaking lights ON !!!!


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Satan Claws

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Satan Claws

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You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry because this Christmas Santa Claws is coming to town...
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