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Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.

 
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Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
Woman told Boston Police she believes that an unknown male may have masturbated by her vehicle, leaving a specimen and penis imprint behind.

On Nov. 28 around 6:28 p.m., officers went to ...spoke with a resident who said that when she went to her vehicle around 7:45 a.m. she saw "what appeared to be a pool of semen on the ground next to her door." The woman also said she noticed what looked like to be a penis imprint on her driver's side window.

An officer observed the imprint in question and it appeared to resemble a penis, according to a Boston Police report.

[Some construction workers were nearby during the day]

[link to westroxbury.patch.com]

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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
ill leave a penis imprint on her face
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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
ill leave a penis imprint on her face
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Careful. A guy in Maine just got sentenced to 5 days in jail for that, lol.
[link to bangordailynews.com]

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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
Luckily the FBI has everyone's penis prints on file, and will track down the culprit shortly.
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Luckily the FBI has everyone's penis prints on file, and will track down the culprit shortly.
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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
ill leave a penis imprint on her face
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25293245


Careful. A guy in Maine just got sentenced to 5 days in jail for that, lol.
[link to bangordailynews.com]
 Quoting: LaniJane


When you thinking about the physics of such a feat, that dude must have been packing some serious heat.

To literally beat someone with your dick is no easy task.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecutionís version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.
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