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Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.

 
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Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
Woman told Boston Police she believes that an unknown male may have masturbated by her vehicle, leaving a specimen and penis imprint behind.

On Nov. 28 around 6:28 p.m., officers went to ...spoke with a resident who said that when she went to her vehicle around 7:45 a.m. she saw "what appeared to be a pool of semen on the ground next to her door." The woman also said she noticed what looked like to be a penis imprint on her driver's side window.

An officer observed the imprint in question and it appeared to resemble a penis, according to a Boston Police report.

[Some construction workers were nearby during the day]

[link to westroxbury.patch.com]

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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
ill leave a penis imprint on her face
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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
ill leave a penis imprint on her face
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Careful. A guy in Maine just got sentenced to 5 days in jail for that, lol.
[link to bangordailynews.com]

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Re: Boston Police: Victim believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
Luckily the FBI has everyone's penis prints on file, and will track down the culprit shortly.

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