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Wife farted in my mouth this morning...

 
toothless
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12/05/2012 06:21 AM
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Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
You know that moment when you wake up you sometime don't know where, who, or what you're doing? Well, that was me at 4am this morning. Got blasted drunk last night and fell alseep at the odd end of the bed. Woke up and reached over to kiss my wife and then I smelled what appeared to be cabbage. Remembering that we had stuffed cabbage the night before, I ask my wife if she was ok. She answered me, but it was from the opposite side of the bed. She had farted into my mouth as I was leaning to give her a kiss...
TheSeventhGate

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12/05/2012 06:22 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
lol 5a
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Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
cool, your wife shit in my mouth last night and i licked her clean
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rockon
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12/05/2012 06:24 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
ass cabbage yum
GeordieLegend

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12/05/2012 06:25 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
Liar.
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
natasha77
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12/05/2012 06:29 AM

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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
ugh
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/05/2012 06:29 AM
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shitstream
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12/05/2012 06:33 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
Another 26,000 years for you both.

kissup
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12/05/2012 06:34 AM

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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
hahaha! I laughed. Hilarious.
Was she wearing pants?
Rasty Fartburger
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12/05/2012 06:37 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
Yummy, air biscuits for breakfast. Did you bite the fart bubbles?
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2012 06:41 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
What utter tripe angryface
Battlestar Valkyrie

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02/17/2013 03:46 PM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
Lol
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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02/17/2013 03:51 PM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
hf
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 03:52 PM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
umm I have a hard on?
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 07:12 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
umm I have a hard on?
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me too
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03/19/2013 07:25 AM
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Re: Wife farted in my mouth this morning...
Good morning to you too

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