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Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?

 
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Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Remember that Civil War photograph that raised all sorts of Internet speculation on whether or not Nicholas Cage was a vampire? Well, I found something similar that raises questions about Jerry Seinfeld's background.

Seinfeld was supposedly born in 1954 - about the same time that the film "The Benny Goodman Story" starring Steve Allen was being filmed and which was released in 1955. If Seinfeld's claimed history was true, he'd only be an infant at that time. But if you watch the film, you can see an adult Seinfeld in one of the crowd scenes.

Go to the 4:46 mark. There you will see "Seinfeld" in the third row to the left of Goodman. Then a few seconds later, a close-up shot of the crowd clearly shows "Seinfeld".



Proving that throughout history, we've all had doppelgängers.

Let the crazy speculation begin. 1rof1
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thats gold jerry, gold
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
nah not him

but nick cage really is a vampire
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12/05/2012 07:14 AM
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Look totally like him. The nose, the entire face profile, the way his mouth is open. Not saying its him but it could be his dad lol. Who knows eh!

ohyeah
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Look totally like him. The nose, the entire face profile, the way his mouth is open. Not saying its him but it could be his dad lol. Who knows eh!

ohyeah
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Looks just like him. Is this genuine? or was he added in somehow.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Watched it again, there's a guy two or three people over to "Jerry's" right who looks like Paul Simon.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
LOL!!!!

"JAAA-rry, hell-OOOO!!!"
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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lots of jews look alike, op
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chuckle
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Lots of people look like other people...
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lots of jews look alike, op
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Just like black guys.
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Khazar.
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somebody forgot to take meds
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
if you pay attention you can even hear Seinfield (and it sounds like him)
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lots of jews look alike, op
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Just like black guys.
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And east Asians. ;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Zionfeld is a prime example of a jew who is not the least bit funny or talented and the idiot masses drool on themselves thinking he's funny because the jew media tells you he is.

Somebody should kick sinefeld in his face.
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
A young Morty Seinfeld.
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The parents of my childhood best friend owned a Carvel. Jerry used to run errands for them, do odds and ends around the shop and some times keep an eye on my friend and I.

I remember him playing paper dolls with me and yelling at me not to eat the chocolate crunchy things that go in the middle of the cakes.

I also remember him taking us with him to the bank to get change. It was walking distance and we stopped at a pizza place on the way back. He got us some Sicilian pizza and a root beer. We watched him play pin ball and he let us pick a song on the juke box. He gave us crap when we leaned against the pinball machine and messed up his game.

Not a very interesting story, but true.
"I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."

"Because you are you"
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
He's a fucking Jew, that means he's a Satanic vampire, like all Jews!
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
A young Morty Seinfeld.
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this lolz!
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12/05/2012 11:39 AM
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those teeth arent average thats for sure.
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
wow! Looks just like Jerry.
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Zionfeld is a prime example of a jew who is not the least bit funny or talented and the idiot masses drool on themselves thinking he's funny because the jew media tells you he is.

Somebody should kick sinefeld in his face.
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no, actually he is an example of a guy who is quite funny, and quite clever at the art of situational humor. you on the other hand are an example of a jealous hating bigot.
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
He's a fucking Jew, that means he's a Satanic vampire, like all Jews!
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yeah, you sunnis are real princes
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Thats a LOT of gum!
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
totally looks like Jerry. Without a doubt. Either a close relative or its him. elites have access to all sorts of stuff.
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
TV TRIVIA



Jerry Seingield is........da da


JACKIE VERNON



Nuanced but there...begin at 1:02
[link to www.youtube.com]






Seinfeld Atty Jackie a tribute..



Jackie Jr



(PS Jackie lawsuit in the works against swindler pop, (Re: Will II, gotta start some place) brought by sister who now lives at 376 President St. Brooklyn, wha?)


the coffee story is still pretty funny...
[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Martin Short



this is bugging me...


I was ALMOST brought up SHORT when I realized there's another Jackie.

embarrasment...


B.Bu..wha..fgg..Really..wha..how...and what kind of sendup?!

I remember SHORT'S JACKIE ROGERS as an old man,

Not my fav..

Short's Jiminy Glick on the other hand, would probably swat me down like a mosquito, even though I think I'm funny


anyway,

I had concluded the only reason Seinfeld would name the lawyer after this Jackie Rogers, is that Martin Short must be the true owner of NBC, and Seinfeld owes his show to him



Am I Dreaming


Now in my fevered state..I find out ..there is no Internet reference to a JACKIE ROGERS..

there never was a Jackie Rogers Sr.

it was all in my mind from the 70s..


there's only a Jackie Rogers Jr.

but luckily for us, he is quite funny.


so, quick evidence for Jackie Rogers Jr as inspiration for lawyer Jackie Chiles


1. Jackie Jr makes a references to the Jeffersons..

[link to www.youtube.com]


2. Martin Short's Jiminy Glick has jousted with both Seinfeld and Julia Louisa Dreyfus on his show


But wait, the Glick-Seinfeld interview itself..

[link to www.youtube.com]

A closer look..

reveals...

Jiminy Glick making Jackie Vernon insider Jokes...




Crazier



The bus & I drove past the Paramount theater this year, a few weeks ago..and saw Martin short appearing 9/21..

Yesterday, it says Martin Short appearing 10/3..

His picture is kooky spooky, as in Young



Like I said to Jerry and Rickles,


I'm sorry I won't be there in person, as someone will probably start kicking the back of my seat, the moment I sit down..


plus, it costs money

plus, there's no limo


But,

Martin,

if its really you,


I know you will do 30 encores for me

for practice...



MS Senior

aka Jackie Jr
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They are all immortal 4th dimensional reptilians/fallen angels projecting themselves into 3-D. All of them are arround since centuries, if not millenia. KD
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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
Zionfeld is a prime example of a jew who is not the least bit funny or talented and the idiot masses drool on themselves thinking he's funny because the jew media tells you he is.

Somebody should kick sinefeld in his face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29126621


no, actually he is an example of a guy who is quite funny, and quite clever at the art of situational humor. you on the other hand are an example of a jealous hating bigot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26810521


Agreed.

My favorite Seinfeld moment:

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Re: Jerry Seinfeld - Time Traveler or Vampire?
nah not him

but nick cage really is a vampire
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