How do you know you're not a muslim..?

I know a few of you guys (gals) may be a little bit concerned or uncertain if you could in fact be a muslim. Well, have a look at the following checklist and it might give you a better idea...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim.

3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim.

4. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean. You may be a Muslim.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.

...and finally...

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10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim.



Last Edited by GeordieLegend on 12/05/2012 08:58 AM