How do you know you're not a muslim..? | |
GeordieLegend (OP) User ID: 4912635 Netherlands 12/05/2012 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh - and before someone calls me religion-ist, could i just inform some of the more ignorant GLPers that not all muslims are murderers. Some of them are just rapists. Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach... |
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BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 12/05/2012 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you wear diapers on your head instead of your ass, you might be a Muslim. If you pass a rug store and have the urge to go inside and flop on them, you might be a Muslim. If every third sentence you say Alluah Akbar, you might be a Muslim. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29126824 United States 12/05/2012 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh - and before someone calls me religion-ist, could i just inform some of the more ignorant GLPers that not all muslims are murderers. Quoting: GeordieLegend Some of them are just rapists. Not all Jewish guys are pimps that whore out their own sisters. Just most of them. Traffickers target Israeli girls to replace foreign sex slaves Success in combating the import of women for sex in Israel has led traffickers to recruit local girls. [link to www.haaretz.com] |
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samanthasunflower User ID: 14930415 United States 12/05/2012 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh - and before someone calls me religion-ist, could i just inform some of the more ignorant GLPers that not all muslims are murderers. Quoting: GeordieLegend Some of them are just rapists. Not all Jewish guys are pimps that whore out their own sisters. Just most of them. Traffickers target Israeli girls to replace foreign sex slaves Success in combating the import of women for sex in Israel has led traffickers to recruit local girls. [link to www.haaretz.com] If you blame Jewish people for everything bad that has ever happened, you might be a muslim. If whenever someone points out how messed up your culture and people are, you reply with something bad that some Jewish person did, you might be a muslim. |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 12/09/2012 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh - and before someone calls me religion-ist, could i just inform some of the more ignorant GLPers that not all muslims are murderers. Quoting: GeordieLegend Some of them are just rapists. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Alufiend User ID: 29349120 United States 12/09/2012 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The thread says "How do you know your not a Muslim" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27603250 You all are Backwards. ok i'll play by those rules. you know you are not muslim if you are gay. if you think kissing in public is ok, you're not a muslim if you go to a nudist colony, you're not muslim if you think everything tastes better with bacon, you're not muslim if you think sharia is a girls name, you're not muslim if you use toilet paper, you're not muslim |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29427635 Australia 12/09/2012 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The thread says "How do you know your not a Muslim" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27603250 You all are Backwards. ok i'll play by those rules. you know you are not muslim if you are gay. if you think kissing in public is ok, you're not a muslim if you go to a nudist colony, you're not muslim if you think everything tastes better with bacon, you're not muslim if you think sharia is a girls name, you're not muslim if you use toilet paper, you're not muslim cool story bro |
Lotus Flower User ID: 16091860 United Kingdom 12/09/2012 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know a few of you guys (gals) may be a little bit concerned or uncertain if you could in fact be a muslim. Well, have a look at the following checklist and it might give you a better idea... Quoting: GeordieLegend 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim. 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim. 4. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean. You may be a Muslim. 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim. 6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim. ...and finally... drumroll... 10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim. Have you always gone through life this way OP? Putting people into neat and tidy boxes I mean? For crying out loud, God give me strength! Lotus Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2 One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt |
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