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Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?

 
Eurisko Tau Ceti
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Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
The planet is called Xeta.
The Galactic Federation has been headquartered there
for the last 20,000 years. It's only 11.9 light years
away. If you want to know what it looks like just
think Star Wars: Planet Coruscant
The sun there is only half as bright as our sun.
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12/05/2012 10:53 AM
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
what's the travel time?
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
what's the travel time?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21666560


Believe it or not, it's just 15 minutes.
Beamships have a tachyon drive system that folds space.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Im already promised to go to Elnath...

But thanks for offering...=)
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Tau Ceti is so last year!

Gamma Cephei is where it's at!

5a

hf
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Im already promised to go to Elnath...

But thanks for offering...=)
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST

Which star system is Elnath?
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Tau Ceti (τ Cet, τ Ceti) is a star in the constellation Cetus that is spectrally similar to the Sun, although it has only about 78% of the Sun's mass.

Tau Ceti is metal-deficient and so is thought to be less likely to host rocky planets.

Astrometric or radial velocity measurements have not yet detected companions around Tau Ceti, but given current search refinement, this only excludes substellar companions such as large brown dwarfs. Because of its debris disk, any planet orbiting Tau Ceti would face far more impact events than the Earth.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
fake
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'll think about it.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Tau Ceti (τ Cet, τ Ceti) is a star in the constellation Cetus that is spectrally similar to the Sun, although it has only about 78% of the Sun's mass.

Tau Ceti is metal-deficient and so is thought to be less likely to host rocky planets.

Astrometric or radial velocity measurements have not yet detected companions around Tau Ceti, but given current search refinement, this only excludes substellar companions such as large brown dwarfs. Because of its debris disk, any planet orbiting Tau Ceti would face far more impact events than the Earth.
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


Yes, that's the funny part!

Guess what? That debris = space stations!
When Earth gets its 1st space station that is where
it will be built.

My guess is that the first 2 space stations will be
purchased by Verizon and Apple.
- You need deep pockets to buy them -

Verizon Triple Play all over the Earth!
Buy VZ today!
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'm going home to Alcyone prime in about three weeks, but thanks for the offer.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'm going to Mars. It's the one with all the monsters. And that huge simian face.
The Earth is hungry. It's heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty"
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I want to travel the stars. Its in my blood. How do I get going?
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Can we be home in time for Christmas?
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'll go. I'm bored here anyway.ufo56
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Not if you're going to be there. It's bad enough reading your bad sci-fi posts without having to put up with you irl
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I want to travel the stars. Its in my blood. How do I get going?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4042505


Move to Scottsdale, AZ.
Be in good shape. Go to the Health Spa.
Think about your career path.
Science?
Pilot?
Command?
Medical?

Familiarize yourself with our ET neighbors.
[link to www.stellarium.org]

Find Tau Ceti & Alpha Centauri

Last Edited by Eurisko Tau Ceti on 12/10/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Not if you're going to be there. It's bad enough reading your bad sci-fi posts without having to put up with you irl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29536238


I'll throw in some free healthcare for you.

It will be an adventure.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'll go. I'm bored here anyway.ufo56
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29370612


Me too.

Let's go. I'll be packed in 15 minutes.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
I'll go. I'm bored here anyway.ufo56
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29370612


Me too.

Let's go. I'll be packed in 15 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29542986


^^These^^. Except I don't need to pack, since there isn't anything I wish to take from here. Start over completely unencumbered. This is probably a joke, but It's fun to contemplate.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
The planet is called Xeta.
The Galactic Federation has been headquartered there
for the last 20,000 years. It's only 11.9 light years
away. If you want to know what it looks like just
think Star Wars: Planet Coruscant
The sun there is only half as bright as our sun.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Hell yeah. Swing low...
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
Seriously, I would go in a heartbeat if it were possible.

I've had about as much as I can handle of this species.
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
im in. where do i go for my implant chip?
Sometimes you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right :)
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
You think this guys claims are strange, well, it just got a whole lot stranger this morning.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20770103
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Re: Anybody here want to relocate to the Tau Ceti Star System?
May I bring a cat? My other kitties would rather stay on earth I am sure, with my parents, but one of them would rather be with me I think.

So if your planet is feline friendly, we would like to go. Can you pick us up at our house? If so, if you go the traditional "abduction" type tractor-beam-in-your-sleep method for getting people onto the ship, don't forget my cat. He's the Birman cat, the only white one.

Thank you in advance! Looking forward to seeing you soon.

-KonspiracyKitty

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