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Welcome to the Fiscal Cliff. Just received this notice from payroll dept...

 
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Now everyone, take a breath and a step back.

The politicians on both sides are going to play this in order to work you all up and then at the last minute will work something out to make themselves look grand.

It's just a shell game inside a dog and pony show.

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Is this part of the "recovery"?
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Sure it is. The government is about to recover all that disposable income we were enjoying.
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Problem=Taxes

Solution=Stop Paying Them
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I went to my local Wal*Mart Supercenter last night. The parking lot was 3/4 empty. There was an unusually small number of people shopping. They have removed some of the shelves and widened the aisles. What is left is poorly stocked. I went specifically to get dogfood. The kind I usually get was completely out-of-stock as were several other brands and of the ones that were in stock, there were only a few bags of each. There was lots of empty space all over the store.

I suggest everyone get some high top rubber boots because we're about to be in deep doo-doo!
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You know what to do right? Start getting paid cash under the table and tell the government to go fuck themselves and buy their own way out of debt.

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Now everyone, take a breath and a step back.

The politicians on both sides are going to play this in order to work you all up and then at the last minute will work something out to make themselves look grand.

It's just a shell game inside a dog and pony show.

Frater
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There is absolutely nothing they can do to look good in my eyes.

Just so sick of the BS.
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When these idiots who voted for Obama (the ones with jobs & college students) get their checks in January & proceed to whine, I plan to rub their noses in it as hard as I can.

No sympathy!
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Part of the Bush cuts included Earned Income Exemption where you can not work at all and still get a check from the gubm'nt.

Yeah, the termination of that program will go over real well.
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Is this part of the "recovery"?
 Quoting: Chip


Sure it is. The government is about to recover all that disposable income we were enjoying.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


they sure would like a bigger piece of the pie.
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Oh and suckers, er employees, effectively immediately, you will be cut to part time status to avoid Obamacare taxes. thank you for your understanding.

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When these idiots who voted for Obama (the ones with jobs & college students) get their checks in January & proceed to whine, I plan to rub their noses in it as hard as I can.

No sympathy!
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Part of the Bush cuts included Earned Income Exemption where you can not work at all and still get a check from the gubm'nt.

Yeah, the termination of that program will go over real well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1321115


Sorry, it's "Earned Income Credit".

Where else can you be lazy and sit around all day and still get a check for thousands of dollars from your Dear Leader and his stooges?

Only in America...
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Luckily these changes won't affect any Obama voters...
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I think you are wrong my friend FICA will go up 2% and bottom tax rate 5% So if you make 10.00 hr or 400.00 per week you will see your weekly deductions go up about 28.00 Better hit that HOPE AND CHANGE app on your OBAMA PHONE and tell BARRY this isn't the change you thought.
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Luckily these changes won't affect any Obama voters...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Now, is this video below a joke, or for real?

People sure are out there stirring the shit with industrial sized mixers

add a big dose of higher prices, lower wages, fewer jobs...and you have the ingredients for a violent backlash somewhere

hope I'm wrong, but history disagrees...


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Twenty seconds of this DISGRACE is all I could handle.
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Is this part of the "recovery"?
 Quoting: Chip


Sure it is. The government is about to recover all that disposable income we were enjoying.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


they sure would like a bigger piece of the pie.
 Quoting: WAKEUPAMERICA01


They already took all of mine .
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Is this part of the "recovery"?
 Quoting: Chip


Sure it is. The government is about to recover all that disposable income we were enjoying.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


they sure would like a bigger piece of the pie.
 Quoting: WAKEUPAMERICA01


They already took all of mine .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19756777


mine too then asked if I had any milk to wash it down.
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"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 1, December 19, 1776
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it."

Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 4, September 11, 1777
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President.
"A majority of the people of the United States have lived all of their lives under emergency rule. For 40 years, [79 years now in 2012] freedoms and governmental procedures guaranteed by the Constitution have in varying degrees been abridged by laws brought into force by statutes of national emergency."
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I remember seeing that 'farm price supports' will be cut also. Driving up the cost of food, I'm sure....
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Luckily these changes won't affect any Obama voters...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Now, is this video below a joke, or for real?

People sure are out there stirring the shit with industrial sized mixers

add a big dose of higher prices, lower wages, fewer jobs...and you have the ingredients for a violent backlash somewhere

hope I'm wrong, but history disagrees...


 Quoting: IssueX


her name is glozell & it was done as a spoof. she does comedic stuff all the time...but still, i'm sure there are many, many, many out there that really think that way.



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My husband and I believe that more 'full time' workers will be reduced to 'part time' before 2013 is over in order to head off the obamacare 'tax'.
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I think that was done by design to push for single payer health care rather sooner than later.
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Luckily these changes won't affect any Obama voters...
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I think you are wrong my friend FICA will go up 2% and bottom tax rate 5% So if you make 10.00 hr or 400.00 per week you will see your weekly deductions go up about 28.00 Better hit that HOPE AND CHANGE app on your OBAMA PHONE and tell BARRY this isn't the change you thought.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8528412


Focus on effective rate after you file income tax form...
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the child tax credit is scheduled to be cut in half. and the marriage penalty tax will also be reinstated...
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So it's about $30 a week more in with holdings.
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So it's about $30 a week more in with holdings.
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at 10$ a hour for forty hours
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"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 1, December 19, 1776
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it."

Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 4, September 11, 1777
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President.
"A majority of the people of the United States have lived all of their lives under emergency rule. For 40 years, [79 years now in 2012] freedoms and governmental procedures guaranteed by the Constitution have in varying degrees been abridged by laws brought into force by statutes of national emergency."
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what about deductibles?
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Well I pay 13.3 percent as self employed.....way more then being employed makes you pay. I wonder if mine is going up too.
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Well I pay 13.3 percent as self employed.....way more then being employed makes you pay. I wonder if mine is going up too.
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I'm self-employed too. I was thinking the same thing and was just going to look it up. Employed people pay half that amount and their employer pays the other half.

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Mr O has not even started his second term.
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Well I pay 13.3 percent as self employed.....way more then being employed makes you pay. I wonder if mine is going up too.
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I'm self-employed too. I was thinking the same thing and was just going to look it up. Employed people pay half that amount and their employer pays the other half.
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Ya....I don't want to hear the crying about it, I cry when I pass massive taxes every 4 months
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FFS! It's over!

Push this bitch over the fiscal cliff already

It will be like culling buffalo old school style
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My husband and I believe that more 'full time' workers will be reduced to 'part time' before 2013 is over in order to head off the obamacare 'tax'.
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Yes they will. And then Obama will declare "part time" is really more akin to "full time" and magically the unemployment rate will go down.

I'm not even joking.
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My husband and I believe that more 'full time' workers will be reduced to 'part time' before 2013 is over in order to head off the obamacare 'tax'.
 Quoting: tandym


Yup!
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For Sure. WAKE UP AMERICA
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WTF does "wake up America" mean - you mean like storm the capital? What? Stupid ass.
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It means nothing to someone like yourself and your buddies. Isn't your morning shift over.sbus
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Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 1, December 19, 1776
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it."

Thomas Paine, The American Crisis, No. 4, September 11, 1777
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power (of money) should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President.
"A majority of the people of the United States have lived all of their lives under emergency rule. For 40 years, [79 years now in 2012] freedoms and governmental procedures guaranteed by the Constitution have in varying degrees been abridged by laws brought into force by statutes of national emergency."
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"Wake up America" is republitard for "if you voted for Romney this wouldn't happen."

What a bunch of tards
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Uhm, no it's not. But keep voting for Obama, I'm sure he will help America haha.