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I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...

 
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I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
My wife went to get a hair cut yesterday, she got a level three color and cut. $150 bucks. It looks horrible, to me it looks like a wig.

She said what do you think, all I could say was: uhh, it looks ok.

It looks like this with highlights..
[link to theoryhairsalon.com]

She's 43, and just cant pull of this hair style.
The hair style itself isn't bad, it just doesnt look right on her.

How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
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Pretend you like it angryface
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12/05/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


One does not simply tell his wife that she is no longer 23... chuckle
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12/05/2012 01:59 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
tell her she's never looked more beautiful you idiot
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How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
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One does not simply tell his wife that she is no longer 23... chuckle
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Hahaha, I rekon.
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
My wife went to get a hair cut yesterday, she got a level three color and cut. $150 bucks. It looks horrible, to me it looks like a wig.

She said what do you think, all I could say was: uhh, it looks ok.

It looks like this with highlights..
[link to theoryhairsalon.com]

She's 43, and just cant pull of this hair style.
The hair style itself isn't bad, it just doesnt look right on her.

How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


Why would you tell her that? Does she tell you how much you suck? Of course not, because she loves you and accepts you for who you are, you should do the same.

Your suppose to uplift each other. For better or worse remember?
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop.

FEMA Sector VII

I have asked the plants and the plants do not remember, the plants have asked the rocks and the rocks do not recall...even the rocks do not recall. Jak and Daxter Precurser Legacy
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12/05/2012 02:03 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
I want the girl in the picture.
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Be glad at 43 she didn't chop off all her hair like a lot of us (not me) women do? Hair grows. She will probably tire of the bangs and grow them out. If you are smart (and I am really doubting that you are) you will shut up and say "I am no judge of women's hairstyles. If it makes you happy then I am happy". The End.
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Be glad at 43 she didn't chop off all her hair like a lot of us (not me) women do? Hair grows. She will probably tire of the bangs and grow them out. If you are smart (and I am really doubting that you are) you will shut up and say "I am no judge of women's hairstyles. If it makes you happy then I am happy". The End.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam


yeah at least she has long hair.... why do women chop their hair off when they get old?


Anyway, OP, you just should bite your lip on this one, and rest assured its not permanent.
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12/05/2012 02:07 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
she might not like your haircut.
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Be glad at 43 she didn't chop off all her hair like a lot of us (not me) women do? Hair grows. She will probably tire of the bangs and grow them out. If you are smart (and I am really doubting that you are) you will shut up and say "I am no judge of women's hairstyles. If it makes you happy then I am happy". The End.
 Quoting: ParallaxPam


yeah at least she has long hair.... why do women chop their hair off when they get old?


Anyway, OP, you just should bite your lip on this one, and rest assured its not permanent.
 Quoting: J-Honey


I don't get it...a WOMAN will tell another woman to get "a nice short haircut"....total bull! I don't know a guy who would say, "Gee, she would look better, if her hair were short"...let me rephrase that...I don't know a heterosexual guy who would say, "Gee, she would look better, if her hair were short"

Off-topic: J-Honey: from yesterday...B.I. - Big Island of Hawaii...check it out some day!
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
So, I'm supposed to lie to her when she asks me if I like it.....
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
So, I'm supposed to lie to her when she asks me if I like it.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


Yes...

Edit....

NO. Say you like her hair like ...insert how you like it here.....and leave it at that.

When she says so you don't like it?

Just say, you miss it when it was like......insert style here....
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So, I'm supposed to lie to her when she asks me if I like it.....
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Yup
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop.

FEMA Sector VII

I have asked the plants and the plants do not remember, the plants have asked the rocks and the rocks do not recall...even the rocks do not recall. Jak and Daxter Precurser Legacy
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
What do you suggest she do OP cut it to chin length and get a perm? If she likes it then whats the problem? Shes still the same woman that you love with a different hair style. Its not important. hf
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My man and I agree mine will stay long, his will stay short. Easy enuff!
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Oh CUT......thought there was an n there

:back to the forums
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Tell her to try this one [link to d277vln4jzkhhg.cloudfront.net]
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Well OP, my wife lost all of her hair last year to cancer. Now since it grew back, she keeps short, kinda like the old Jamie Lee Curtis look. I tell her I love her hair short, simply because I love her. When I looked at her when she was bald, I didn't notice "no hair", because thats what love is. Are you really in love with her?
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12/05/2012 03:01 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
I want the girl in the picture.
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^^^
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
My wife went to get a hair cut yesterday, she got a level three color and cut. $150 bucks. It looks horrible, to me it looks like a wig.

She said what do you think, all I could say was: uhh, it looks ok.

It looks like this with highlights..
[link to theoryhairsalon.com]

She's 43, and just cant pull of this hair style.
The hair style itself isn't bad, it just doesnt look right on her.

How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


You tell her you dont like it and thats like messing with the gorilla in the monkey cage.
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wait until she goes to sleep and fix it yourself. give her the carol brady.
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I'll bet her "emotional friend" from Facebook likes it...
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
My wife went to get a hair cut yesterday, she got a level three color and cut. $150 bucks. It looks horrible, to me it looks like a wig.

She said what do you think, all I could say was: uhh, it looks ok.

It looks like this with highlights..
[link to theoryhairsalon.com]

She's 43, and just cant pull of this hair style.
The hair style itself isn't bad, it just doesnt look right on her.

How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


For what its worth..

When I first saw this, I thought--isn't it obvious? Be NICE. In reading the responses..I got an education. I didn't know..seriously..that men cared if their spouse's hair was long or short--so long as it looked presentable. There was an episode on the Duggar family awhile back where his wife, who normally has long (and in my opinion..stringy) hair-got a few inches cut off. Not--short; just..kind of cleaned up with a little shaping--still pretty long. I thought her husband was going to cry when he saw it! She did everything she could to put it back the way it was..and reminded him that it will grow back, but still..? Isn't it just--hair?!

Because of the shape of my face..I've kept mine just above my jaw line.

Maybe I should grow it out?
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12/05/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
I used to spend a lot of time in restaraunts, usually working, sometimes as a customer.

I can't count the times I've seen women (mostly those with longer hair) get monkey-ass drunk, then stretch over the table to hug an acquaintance... in the preocess, dragging their hair over an open top, lit candle and there they stand - hair ablaze - trying to comprehend WTF is happening to them...

Then there's the beat-down and floor roll, the screaming...

And the smell of styling products in burning hair is not pleasant, I can tell you.

Not suggesting you set your wife's hair on fire, OP.

Just remembering the good old days.



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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
My wife went to get a hair cut yesterday, she got a level three color and cut. $150 bucks. It looks horrible, to me it looks like a wig.

She said what do you think, all I could say was: uhh, it looks ok.

It looks like this with highlights..
[link to theoryhairsalon.com]

She's 43, and just cant pull of this hair style.
The hair style itself isn't bad, it just doesnt look right on her.

How do I tell her I hate it without hurting her feelings...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


I dont llke it either. Screw her sister instead ?
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12/05/2012 03:56 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
Here's some questions for you...

Why are you so shallow and materialistic?
Why did you feel the need to post on GLP about it?
Are you not IN LOVE with your wife?
Where are your balls?
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12/05/2012 04:00 PM
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Re: I don't like my wife's new hair cut... ask me a question...
just wait till she is asleep and then cut it in the style you like.


sounds solid right?
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Stop short before she's about to climax...and don't tell her why.
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Stop short before she's about to climax...and don't tell her why.
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that is a better idea, lol
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lmao

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