Then why aren't you constantly running. You're definitely FAR from "innocent." And I suspect you have MORE than your fair share of indiscretions in the past that you should have probably been arrested for. In fact...I KNOW IT.

Have you turned yourself in like a good citizen would? What about all those drunken college nights where you probably molested your fair share of couches, and anything that your beer goggles didn't register as an electrical outlet? You might even have tried that as well.

I suspect you might have actually been a part of a fraternity as well. Some of those hazing procedures sound like they're right down your alley.

Anyhew...you keep pounding it out MR. law and order...