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I want to date a crazy girl next.

 
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12/05/2012 05:53 PM
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I want to date a crazy girl next.
All my girlfriends have been nice but normal. I'm ready to step up to the next level. I want a batahit insane girlfriend.

5a

The good news is I don't think they are hard to find these days... crazyjak
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12/05/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
If she is the opposite of you, then all the better.
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12/05/2012 05:57 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Granted...wink


You're going to wish you were dead when she's through with you.

Bye now...
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12/05/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
You're going to wish you were dead when she's through with you.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


Yeah. But in a good way, hopefully.
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12/05/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
All my girlfriends have been nice but normal. I'm ready to step up to the next level. I want a batahit insane girlfriend.

5a

The good news is I don't think they are hard to find these days... crazyjak
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Haha, no you don't.
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12/05/2012 06:02 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
All my girlfriends have been nice but normal. I'm ready to step up to the next level. I want a batahit insane girlfriend.

5a

The good news is I don't think they are hard to find these days... crazyjak
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its not that great
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12/05/2012 06:02 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Fun girls... I like them too
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12/05/2012 06:03 PM

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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Well you've come to the right place...
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12/05/2012 06:06 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Yes i can understand, i need one that has been just as naughty as me
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12/05/2012 06:18 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
All my girlfriends have been nice but normal.
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Man you have been lucky.
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12/05/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
the fool who persists in his folly will become wise
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12/05/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
why would you want to put yourself through that? o.O
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12/05/2012 06:26 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Granted...wink


You're going to wish you were dead when she's through with you.

Bye now...
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^This mostly
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12/05/2012 06:29 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
I second that
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12/05/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Fuckin' A, go for it OP.

My last short-time relationship ended about a week ago and she was a Batshit Barbie. New agey type - in fact I think from some of the stuff she was saying she may even be a member of GLP or a similar site. Smokin' bod and a dirty mind.

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

The crazy ones definitely aren't long term relationship material since it will often end in tears or screamed obscenities or both, but they are an experience well worth experiencing.

Look for them on dating sites where they will often telegraph their batshittery in their dating profile.
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12/05/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Redundant title is redundant.
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12/05/2012 06:31 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
I want to date a hippy
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12/05/2012 06:34 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Sane GF: Does striptease for you.

Insane GF: Does striptease for you after tieing you to the bed and supergluing your flacid penis to your thigh.

Which one sounds like the better GF to have OP?
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Fuckin' A, go for it OP.

My last short-time relationship ended about a week ago and she was a Batshit Barbie. New agey type - in fact I think from some of the stuff she was saying she may even be a member of GLP or a similar site. Smokin' bod and a dirty mind.

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

The crazy ones definitely aren't long term relationship material since it will often end in tears or screamed obscenities or both, but they are an experience well worth experiencing.

Look for them on dating sites where they will often telegraph their batshittery in their dating profile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29159916


ohyeah Absolute truth.
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12/05/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Fuckin' A, go for it OP.

My last short-time relationship ended about a week ago and she was a Batshit Barbie. New agey type - in fact I think from some of the stuff she was saying she may even be a member of GLP or a similar site. Smokin' bod and a dirty mind.

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

The crazy ones definitely aren't long term relationship material since it will often end in tears or screamed obscenities or both, but they are an experience well worth experiencing.

Look for them on dating sites where they will often telegraph their batshittery in their dating profile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29159916


I met that exact opposite of myself a year ago. It's been freaking awesome. I highly suggest it.




Lol
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12/05/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Maybe you should try one with "Daddy issues." lol
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12/05/2012 06:38 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Like that 19 year old girl who robbed
a bank in Nebraska and youtube'd it?
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12/05/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
I want to date a hippy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29140055


Fuckin' A, go for it AC.

They are generally less inhibited and more willing to experiment but there are a few things to be aware of -

1. May carry STDs and not realise it. Possibly from a previous long term relationship with an older, drug-fucked hippy dude that went sour. Don't ever go the growl and always use a condom - even if she's giving you a blow job. The general rule with hippy chicks is that the more attractive she is, the more chance she's infected with something you don't want in your system.

2. Avoid all political conversation unless she has a thing for asphyxiophilia. Assume that 90% of the shit which comes out of her mouth will piss you off.

3. Encourage her to wash more frequently. I know it sounds like stereotyping, but most hippy chicks do indeed believe that a buildup of "natural body oils" (read: body filth) helps keep their skin looking better and their hair soft and shiny. They avoid perfumes and deodorants and may also suffer from gingivitis and bad breath for "political" reasons. With some proper maintenance, some toothpaste, soap and a razor, the hippy chick can be made entirely palatable.

be smart, be safe and enjoy your hippy chick while you have her - soon you'll be sick of her constant bullshit, or she'll leave you and hook up with a poet. If you don't want to dump her, then get to know a poet and introduce them.
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12/05/2012 06:46 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Maybe you should try one with "Daddy issues." lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24364944


Giant sign hanging outside fraternity house on college campus as parents arrive to help move their newly arriving college kids into the freshman dorms:

"YOU'VE BEEN HER DADDY FOR THE LAST 18 YEARS. I'LL BE HER DADDY FOR THE NEXT FOUR."

lmaolol
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12/05/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
I want to date a hippy
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Fuckin' A, go for it AC.

They are generally less inhibited and more willing to experiment but there are a few things to be aware of -

1. May carry STDs and not realise it. Possibly from a previous long term relationship with an older, drug-fucked hippy dude that went sour. Don't ever go the growl and always use a condom - even if she's giving you a blow job. The general rule with hippy chicks is that the more attractive she is, the more chance she's infected with something you don't want in your system.

2. Avoid all political conversation unless she has a thing for asphyxiophilia. Assume that 90% of the shit which comes out of her mouth will piss you off.

3. Encourage her to wash more frequently. I know it sounds like stereotyping, but most hippy chicks do indeed believe that a buildup of "natural body oils" (read: body filth) helps keep their skin looking better and their hair soft and shiny. They avoid perfumes and deodorants and may also suffer from gingivitis and bad breath for "political" reasons. With some proper maintenance, some toothpaste, soap and a razor, the hippy chick can be made entirely palatable.

be smart, be safe and enjoy your hippy chick while you have her - soon you'll be sick of her constant bullshit, or she'll leave you and hook up with a poet. If you don't want to dump her, then get to know a poet and introduce them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29159916

I think yur hippies are different
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12/05/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
check out the post about periods sure you will find someone there
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12/05/2012 06:58 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Be careful what you wish for.................you just might get it.

In the form of hydrochloric acid to your face, a razor across your jugular vein or a gunshot to your head.

Go ahead. Whatever floats your boat. but don't say you weren't warned.........................wtfdamned
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12/05/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
Maybe you should try one with "Daddy issues." lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24364944


Giant sign hanging outside fraternity house on college campus as parents arrive to help move their newly arriving college kids into the freshman dorms:

"YOU'VE BEEN HER DADDY FOR THE LAST 18 YEARS. I'LL BE HER DADDY FOR THE NEXT FOUR."

lmaolol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


LOL.

If that is for real, I can just imagine some Dad looking at that and saying, "Not if I can help it," and proceeding to shoot up the frat house, killing all "future daddies" in it.

Will claim "preemptive strike against potential rapists" and "temporary insanity" as his defense.

Some may actually sympathize.

LOL.
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12/05/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
me me me pick me, I have always been the sane stable one, I want to be crazy now LOL
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12/05/2012 07:39 PM
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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
No. You don't.

Trust me on this. It might sound like a good idea but you will regret it. You will never be able to fix them, after you realize that, you can't get rid of 'em without one of you moving to a new state.
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12/05/2012 07:44 PM

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Re: I want to date a crazy girl next.
All my girlfriends have been nice but normal. I'm ready to step up to the next level. I want a batahit insane girlfriend.

5a

The good news is I don't think they are hard to find these days... crazyjak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29161384


Try a native American woman who likes to consume alcoholic beverages.

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