I want to date a crazy girl next.

If she is the opposite of you, then all the better.

Granted...


You're going to wish you were dead when she's through with you.

Bye now...

Yeah. But in a good way, hopefully.

Haha, no you don't.

its not that great

Fun girls... I like them too

Well you've come to the right place...

Yes i can understand, i need one that has been just as naughty as me

Man you have been lucky.

the fool who persists in his folly will become wise

why would you want to put yourself through that? o.O

^This mostly

I second that

Fuckin' A, go for it OP.

My last short-time relationship ended about a week ago and she was a Batshit Barbie. New agey type - in fact I think from some of the stuff she was saying she may even be a member of GLP or a similar site. Smokin' bod and a dirty mind.

Crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

The crazy ones definitely aren't long term relationship material since it will often end in tears or screamed obscenities or both, but they are an experience well worth experiencing.

Look for them on dating sites where they will often telegraph their batshittery in their dating profile.

Redundant title is redundant.

I want to date a hippy

Sane GF: Does striptease for you.

Insane GF: Does striptease for you after tieing you to the bed and supergluing your flacid penis to your thigh.

Which one sounds like the better GF to have OP?

Absolute truth.

I met that exact opposite of myself a year ago. It's been freaking awesome. I highly suggest it.




Lol

Maybe you should try one with "Daddy issues." lol

Like that 19 year old girl who robbed
a bank in Nebraska and youtube'd it?

Fuckin' A, go for it AC.

They are generally less inhibited and more willing to experiment but there are a few things to be aware of -

1. May carry STDs and not realise it. Possibly from a previous long term relationship with an older, drug-fucked hippy dude that went sour. Don't ever go the growl and always use a condom - even if she's giving you a blow job. The general rule with hippy chicks is that the more attractive she is, the more chance she's infected with something you don't want in your system.

2. Avoid all political conversation unless she has a thing for asphyxiophilia. Assume that 90% of the shit which comes out of her mouth will piss you off.

3. Encourage her to wash more frequently. I know it sounds like stereotyping, but most hippy chicks do indeed believe that a buildup of "natural body oils" (read: body filth) helps keep their skin looking better and their hair soft and shiny. They avoid perfumes and deodorants and may also suffer from gingivitis and bad breath for "political" reasons. With some proper maintenance, some toothpaste, soap and a razor, the hippy chick can be made entirely palatable.

be smart, be safe and enjoy your hippy chick while you have her - soon you'll be sick of her constant bullshit, or she'll leave you and hook up with a poet. If you don't want to dump her, then get to know a poet and introduce them.

Giant sign hanging outside fraternity house on college campus as parents arrive to help move their newly arriving college kids into the freshman dorms:

"YOU'VE BEEN HER DADDY FOR THE LAST 18 YEARS. I'LL BE HER DADDY FOR THE NEXT FOUR."

I think yur hippies are different

check out the post about periods sure you will find someone there

Be careful what you wish for.................you just might get it.

In the form of hydrochloric acid to your face, a razor across your jugular vein or a gunshot to your head.

Go ahead. Whatever floats your boat. but don't say you weren't warned.........................

LOL.

If that is for real, I can just imagine some Dad looking at that and saying, "Not if I can help it," and proceeding to shoot up the frat house, killing all "future daddies" in it.

Will claim "preemptive strike against potential rapists" and "temporary insanity" as his defense.

Some may actually sympathize.

LOL.

me me me pick me, I have always been the sane stable one, I want to be crazy now LOL

No. You don't.

Trust me on this. It might sound like a good idea but you will regret it. You will never be able to fix them, after you realize that, you can't get rid of 'em without one of you moving to a new state.

Try a native American woman who likes to consume alcoholic beverages.