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Orion is in the Wrong Place!!!

 
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12/06/2012 12:07 AM
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thought it said ONION IS IN THE WRONG PLACE!!!!!!

why can't there be more threads about misplaced vegetables???
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friggin hilarious
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12/06/2012 12:10 AM
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I noticed this a few weeks ago also.
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Poser.

Anyway...

Welcome to Dec.5, 2012, Day T-16 on your Timewave Zero journey to infinite novelty.

The path may include changes in Earth's polar orientation, resulting in the alteration of traditional astronomic observational metrics, and Lovecraftian statements that "The stars are right again".

Please keep your hands and wits inside this reality until you are prepared to exit.

Thank you, and have a pleasant journey.

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12/06/2012 12:11 AM
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just checked it outside. it appears to be somewhat in the region of the sky where it should be. Im in Ontario Canada and right now around midnight orion is in the central south sky. didnt look anymore south or north than usual? it was right were google sky map on my android says it should be.

jupiter is REALLY bright right above it and a bit too the north
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12/06/2012 12:13 AM
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"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory." Luke 21:25-27

The Lord is coming soon! Now is the time to repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior!
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12/06/2012 12:14 AM
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Hmm fat hillibilly astronomer, ill go with crazy thanks
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^^^this
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12/06/2012 12:15 AM
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Related threads....Orion was in the wrong place in 07 and 11. Geeez
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12/06/2012 12:18 AM
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I'm not saying that the theory about Orion and the moon being off track and out of place is wrong . . . but why do so many people who live in trailer houses far out in the country have a beat up old RV and/or school bus sitting there surrounded by a junkyard assortment of metal, tires, trashy furniture pieces, etc. strewn all over the place. Not everyone can afford to live in a nice house or apartment, but geez why are these types of trailer people always so filthy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12799994


Wow, do you realize how absolutely pompous and uppity you sound? Dont worry, we'll all be the same soon. The nice thing about poor people is that can and will make it through the hard times because that's all they have know. Rich people will go crazy and jump of of high buildings if their bank accounts get below $10,000. You don't know why these people are poor. It could be out of their control. You should think about what youre saying least you become one of THOSE people.
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That's your false interpretation.and clearly you did not read my post with an open mind.

I am very much aware of the fact that hard times can fall upon the majority of people at some point in their lives and that NO ONE should ever take whatever good times they might have for granted.

It has NOTHING to do with being "pompous and uppity" - it has everything to do with humans being filthy, as opposed to neat and clean.

The poorest people in the world can at least be clean and keep their surroundings orderly. But to the contrary, many people who live in trailer houses like that have all kinds of junk around, their living conditions are filthy, and generally, they themselves are hygienically unsound - and there is NO justification for that.

Some people judge others by their common sense or lack thereof . . . so if a person doesn't have the common sense to be clean and have some order in their living conditions, their opinions probably won't be taken as seriously as someone with common sense.
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12/06/2012 12:24 AM
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Because you are not at the mount=djed pillars-=light of god dendera.
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find the pillars of djed mountain of god=light of god dendera/ just as carved in stone
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12/06/2012 12:26 AM
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apps report of correct locations could be made to keep seeming normal by gov.
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putin i don't know why i bother

yes, my mistake, the government has clearly "gotten to" all of the iphone app developers to make them change the position of the constellations in their apps to keep the populace from panicking. it's a good thing we have you on this forum to wake everyone up, moran!

1doh1
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12/06/2012 12:29 AM
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SO IS THE MOON... NOT according to the Moon calendar at

[link to www.moonconnection.com]

... but showing approximately like this at 11:40PM in Enfield Connecticut

[link to www.leigh-hilbert-photography.com]
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do any of you bumpkins have an iphone??

there are several astrology apps that let you literally aim your iphone at the sky, and it will identify the constellations for you.

google Star Walk Astronomy Guide or GoSkyWatch

description of Star Walk:
Launch the app and point your iPhone at the sky, you'll see the stars, planets and constellations in their proper place from your location. As you move your device, the star map updates in real time.

if ANYTHING was out of place, the app would be totally messed up and you'd hear a LOT of people talking about it.

that is why i never take any of these retarded "OMG the moon [or whatever] is in the wrong place" threads seriously...

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26942431


you are a cyborg in the making... xmit

i doubt you even keep that thing an inch or so away from your body like the directions tell you to.886
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I noticed this evening, it was waaay East of where it normally is, and the "belt" was almost perpendicular to the horizon, from my ground here in coastal Delaware....
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12/06/2012 12:31 AM
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Good grief !!!!

You people amaze me.

Orion is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The moon is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The sun is exactly where it is supposed to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18012248


When did you actually check?
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


When did YOU actually check?




How did you check?




What margin of error are you working with?




What equipment are you using?




Where did you source the date needed to verify?




Did you check at all or are you just assuming?
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12/06/2012 12:33 AM

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Is the Onion in the right place or not?
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it. Going to grab my fucking camera and put an end to this nonsense.
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12/06/2012 12:35 AM
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Just a sign to keep in mind I believe

Oxx
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Good grief !!!!

You people amaze me.

Orion is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The moon is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The sun is exactly where it is supposed to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18012248


When did you actually check?

How did you check?

What margin of error are you working with?

What equipment are you using?

Where did you source the data needed to verify?



Did you check at all or are you just assuming?
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Quoting is not working right. How about YOU or people who claim things in the sky are out of place answering those questions?
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I noticed this evening, it was waaay East of where it normally is, and the "belt" was almost perpendicular to the horizon, from my ground here in coastal Delaware....
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Of course it was perpendicular to the horizon as was rising (aka "east" of where you expected). That's what it looks like when it's rising or setting due to field rotation. Yes, the constellations experience it too, everything in the sky experiences it from a non-polar aligned perspective as I've been saying for years.
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I don't usually comment on these types of threads, but I thought it was in the wrong place a few nights ago. I'll have to read through the thread. Thanks for posting.hf
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The star programs are written by the Navy.
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Hogwash.
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Smart off if you like. If you don't have your head up your ass, if you are paying attention, you KNOW the earth is wobbling. It has been for awhile now. It is getting worse. Chances are something is affecting us magnetically. A few guesses: Galactic center or a large magnetic body near us....Wake up and look up but most of all grow up!
 Quoting: kentoni1


The heliosphere is in fact a hugemongous magnetic wave.

Also, look at Saturn and note the hexagonal anomaly at the north pole which formed just a few years back...

Also the sun has been sending massive amounts of protons that hit earth.

Changes are happening across our solar system and beyond.

Maybe this is being caused by the cloud that us about to hit, which was ejected from the black hole at the center of our galaxy...

If there is an enrrgy wave of excited particles heading towards earthy then we should worry no?
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it. Going to grab my fucking camera and put an end to this nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


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And thanks.
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do any of you bumpkins have an iphone??

there are several astrology apps that let you literally aim your iphone at the sky, and it will identify the constellations for you.

google Star Walk Astronomy Guide or GoSkyWatch

description of Star Walk:
Launch the app and point your iPhone at the sky, you'll see the stars, planets and constellations in their proper place from your location. As you move your device, the star map updates in real time.

if ANYTHING was out of place, the app would be totally messed up and you'd hear a LOT of people talking about it.

that is why i never take any of these retarded "OMG the moon [or whatever] is in the wrong place" threads seriously...

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26942431


you are a cyborg in the making... xmit

i doubt you even keep that thing an inch or so away from your body like the directions tell you to.886
 Quoting: Midwestmiddlemang


you are a paranoid schizophrenic in the making
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apps report of correct locations could be made to keep seeming normal by gov.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25148952


putin i don't know why i bother

yes, my mistake, the government has clearly "gotten to" all of the iphone app developers to make them change the position of the constellations in their apps to keep the populace from panicking. it's a good thing we have you on this forum to wake everyone up, moran!

1doh1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26942431


All the space programs for every site every program are written by the Navy/Government. Nobody has to change apps. The programs come preloaded. They also get updates just like we do for their programs. Yes they can all be easily tweeked. Wake up.

How hard to you think this would be. Not hard at all. Alot of these sites are supplied by the Government also. Nobody checks too see who the site owners are thats all. The liers leading the sheep around. Everything is normal alright.
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it. Going to grab my fucking camera and put an end to this nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Bumping for an amateur astronomer to confirm...
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Are there any on GLP?1dunno1

Waiting for confirmation..............................
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777204


Yeah there is...Unfortunately the best one got stalked and chased off the site. I believe there are others though...
 Quoting: Rayrayz


Oh...You're still around.

Way to hang in there champ.

Looking forward to your analysis.

Last Edited by Rayrayz on 12/06/2012 12:41 AM
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it. Going to grab my fucking camera and put an end to this nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Good, then you can be potentially wrong. Just like the rest us!

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Good grief !!!!

You people amaze me.

Orion is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The moon is exactly where it is supposed to be.
The sun is exactly where it is supposed to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18012248


When did you actually check?

How did you check?

What margin of error are you working with?

What equipment are you using?

Where did you source the data needed to verify?

Did you check at all or are you just assuming?
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


Exactly.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29130142


"Exactly"?? When has anyone claiming things are out of place in the sky EVER answered that sort of questions?

and the moon (appears to be "sideways"),
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29130142


You are confirmed as an ignoramus. Look up "field rotation".
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


hahaha, this ^ putin
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Oh for fuck's sakes. That's it. I've had it. Going to grab my fucking camera and put an end to this nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


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