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I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question

 
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I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
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What branch
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
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What branch
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Executive
Judethz
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12/05/2012 07:02 PM

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9teen How many weeks sick leave can you get every year and still keep your job.
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12/05/2012 07:04 PM
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:9teen: How many weeks sick leave can you get every year and still keep your job.
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In a year, I accrue approximately 2.6 weeks of sick leave which, incidentally, I am not inclined to use as they count toward years of service for retirement.
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12/05/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
can you get me a job?

i need a good job
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
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Well, I've actually had soul-sucking jobs, and this is not a soul-sucking job. It does not, however, allow for much creativity. I'm merely a minion.
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12/05/2012 07:08 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
can you get me a job?

i need a good job
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No I cannot. I am a powerless minion.
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12/05/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
Have you been to the White House, often?
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


Well, I've actually had soul-sucking jobs, and this is not a soul-sucking job. It does not, however, allow for much creativity. I'm merely a minion.
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if only you knew the truth. one day you will.
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Have you been to the White House, often?
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Not in my capacity as a low-level government functionary.
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12/05/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
OP do you feel your managers are clueless and chipped? Does the best ass kisser get the promotion over a far more knowledgeable and qualified non-asskisser?
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
can you get me a job?

i need a good job
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No I cannot. I am a powerless minion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


oh well.

Thats ok

lol
"My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. ... That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave." - General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson
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your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


Well, I've actually had soul-sucking jobs, and this is not a soul-sucking job. It does not, however, allow for much creativity. I'm merely a minion.
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if only you knew the truth. one day you will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


If you say so. Thanks for the warning.
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Have you been to the White House, often?
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Not in my capacity as a low-level government functionary.
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How do you feel about the Administration you work for?
Justalittlebad/more or less
nwo_watcher_911

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12/05/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
Do any of your co workers or bosses know about the NWO?

Are they good guys or bad guys?
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OP do you feel your managers are clueless and chipped? Does the best ass kisser get the promotion over a far more knowledgeable and qualified non-asskisser?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29096310


The managers can be clueless. The way the system functions does not permit a lot of variance or creativity in either monitoring or correcting behaviors.

I do not see the ass-kissing/promotion bit, but I'm not high enough up the ladder to see many "appointed" positions or have much inside knowledge of those situations. At my level, being capable will actually get you a promotion--assuming your manager's not clueless.
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12/05/2012 07:14 PM
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Have you been to the White House, often?
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Not in my capacity as a low-level government functionary.
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How do you feel about the Administration you work for?
 Quoting: Justalittlebad



I certainly have no qualms with the department for which I work. It functions fairly well (as well as it can) within the confines our lawmakers set forth for it. And it is, as a whole, becoming more conscious of not doing stupid shit.
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12/05/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
Do any of your co workers or bosses know about the NWO?

Are they good guys or bad guys?
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


Everyone knows about the NWO. You don't have to work for the federal government to have that knowledge, do you?

My co-workers are the good guys.
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12/05/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
OP do you feel your managers are clueless and chipped? Does the best ass kisser get the promotion over a far more knowledgeable and qualified non-asskisser?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29096310


The managers can be clueless. The way the system functions does not permit a lot of variance or creativity in either monitoring or correcting behaviors.

I do not see the ass-kissing/promotion bit, but I'm not high enough up the ladder to see many "appointed" positions or have much inside knowledge of those situations. At my level, being capable will actually get you a promotion--assuming your manager's not clueless.
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Oh okay, thanks OP.
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12/05/2012 07:20 PM
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How much are we paying you?
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12/05/2012 07:20 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
What is the greatest secret or "taboo" subject you have learned about in your time as a Fed?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/05/2012 07:22 PM
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How much are we paying you?
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We are paying me what amounts to barely a living wage at this point.

My supervisor, on the other hand, is compensated on a scale that is not commensurate with the duties of the position.
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Have you been to the White House, often?
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Not in my capacity as a low-level government functionary.
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How do you feel about the Administration you work for?
 Quoting: Justalittlebad



I certainly have no qualms with the department for which I work. It functions fairly well (as well as it can) within the confines our lawmakers set forth for it. And it is, as a whole, becoming more conscious of not doing stupid shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


I call BS. The Obama Administration. You don't know who you work for?
Justalittlebad/more or less
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12/05/2012 07:24 PM
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Whose side will you be on when everyone goes muslim botherhood over here?
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How much are we paying you?
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We are paying me what amounts to barely a living wage at this point.

My supervisor, on the other hand, is compensated on a scale that is not commensurate with the duties of the position.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Great response cool2

Do you feel your job and/or department are necessary for running our country?
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What is the greatest secret or "taboo" subject you have learned about in your time as a Fed?
 Quoting: JeepersCreepers


I've not been privy to any government secrets. The only exception to that is that I don't like to see my tax dollars wasted when they don't have to be. Within the confines of the laws that govern my job, I refuse to waste my tax dollars. I also point out to my co-workers when they are wasting my tax dollars.
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Not in my capacity as a low-level government functionary.
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How do you feel about the Administration you work for?
 Quoting: Justalittlebad



I certainly have no qualms with the department for which I work. It functions fairly well (as well as it can) within the confines our lawmakers set forth for it. And it is, as a whole, becoming more conscious of not doing stupid shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


I call BS. The Obama Administration. You don't know who you work for?
 Quoting: Justalittlebad


I do know who I work for. I answered regarding the department for which I work as opposed to the administration.

While I don't see what relevance my feelings toward the Obama Administration may have to, uh, anything, I'll tell you that I like it a hell of a lot better than the Bush Administration.
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
How much are we paying you?
 Quoting: 008-80


We are paying me what amounts to barely a living wage at this point.

My supervisor, on the other hand, is compensated on a scale that is not commensurate with the duties of the position.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Great response cool2

Do you feel your job and/or department are necessary for running our country?
 Quoting: 008-80



LOL

I guarantee my job and department are far more vital than the ones with glamous-sounding names. Part of our job is to avert catastrophe but not the kind you might imagine.
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Whose side will you be on when everyone goes muslim botherhood over here?
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Gosh. I'm not sure how many sides there are or what their functions will be, but as soon as that happens, I promise to pick one.

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