I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question

What is your favorite color crayon?

Yeah, right! You work in the executive branch during the Ocommie administration.

It was a stupid question, posed by the uninformed.

Sadly, I haven't had a box of crayons for many years, so I cannot speak to that. Due to budget restraints, the government does not purchase crayons for me, so if I were to use them in my job, I'd need to provide my own. This would be consistent with the breakroom supplies, facial tissue, ink pens, and other supplies that are not part of the government-purchasing experience.

Does your job purchase your crayons? Which color really speaks to you? As I recall from my past experiences with crayons, I'm partial to red.

Alright, Sunshine.

Which Federal Government?

The Federal Government of the United States of America.

Notice the flag under my name...

Yes. With only 2.6 weeks of accrued sick leave, he is a powerless minion. And GLP'ers will suck his cyber dick.

I am really unsure what point, if any, you're trying to make in this post.

Is everyone heading to colorado< are you already there

Clear as rain, you are an inexperienced, trolling, federal employee and GLP'ers will fall all over themselves trying to suck your cyber dick. Enjoy it!

Sadly, I doubt anyone in my department has a room reserved in Colorado. However, when the zombie apocalypse begins, I plan to gather my family and begin hiking in that direction.

So far, no one has attempted, to my knowledge, to suck my cyber dick. I must admit, I prefer the cyber pussy-head, so if anyone is interested in providing me with cyber oral stimulation, please bear that in mind.

How's your cubicle?

It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.

A window? Bonus....

I had no window access for 6 years straight!

I know, right!?

I'm sorry for your lack of window access. Did you retire or advance to a corner office?

Your exchange for comfort with lack of creativity is the selling of your soul.

There will be no banner.

No explosion.

No ringing of bells or signing of blood contract.

You will simply live this path.

I was laid off in late February.... Taking a break from working for the time being. : )

Well, damn. Thanks, Sylvia Brown. I'm unsure where I implied any level of comfort. Perhaps you missed the post, but my wage is barely a living wage. BARELY. In addition, I work my ass off. So, if I've sold my soul, then please direct me to customer service, because I'm pretty sure I got screwed.

I do appreciate your concern for my soul though, so thanks. Since I'm a creative person, though, I can actually express my creativity and enjoy life in places...get this...not at work. My work is not my life. My life is my life. Truly, sometimes I sell out. I do things like, say, buying toilet paper at Wal-Mart on occasion. We can't all be perfect.

As for bells, banners, explosions and blood contracts, I dunno what the hell you're talking about.

I'm sorry to hear you were laid off. We've had some tough times at my house, too, in the last few years. I hope you find something soon.

That's fantastic that you're able to take a break from work. Good luck!

What is your GS Level?

Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?

GS-6

Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?

Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.

Is Planet Nibiru Real and is the government Preparing for it's arrival?

Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

[insert eye roll here]

Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.

Last Edited by Evil Cretin Heretic on 12/05/2012 09:02 PM

Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?

OIG is the only one that pretends to care about cost saving.