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I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question

 
geminilion

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12/05/2012 07:34 PM
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What is your favorite color crayon?
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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12/05/2012 07:36 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
Do any of your co workers or bosses know about the NWO?

Are they good guys or bad guys?
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


Everyone knows about the NWO. You don't have to work for the federal government to have that knowledge, do you?

My co-workers are the good guys.
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Yeah, right! You work in the executive branch during the Ocommie administration.

It was a stupid question, posed by the uninformed.
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12/05/2012 07:37 PM
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What is your favorite color crayon?
 Quoting: geminilion


Sadly, I haven't had a box of crayons for many years, so I cannot speak to that. Due to budget restraints, the government does not purchase crayons for me, so if I were to use them in my job, I'd need to provide my own. This would be consistent with the breakroom supplies, facial tissue, ink pens, and other supplies that are not part of the government-purchasing experience.

Does your job purchase your crayons? Which color really speaks to you? As I recall from my past experiences with crayons, I'm partial to red.
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12/05/2012 07:38 PM
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Do any of your co workers or bosses know about the NWO?

Are they good guys or bad guys?
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


Everyone knows about the NWO. You don't have to work for the federal government to have that knowledge, do you?

My co-workers are the good guys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790



Yeah, right! You work in the executive branch during the Ocommie administration.

It was a stupid question, posed by the uninformed.
 Quoting: Hahahaha 28872856



Alright, Sunshine.
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12/05/2012 07:39 PM

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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
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Which Federal Government?

agent
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Which Federal Government?

agent
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


The Federal Government of the United States of America.

Notice the flag under my name...
Evil Cretin

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12/05/2012 07:40 PM
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9teen How many weeks sick leave can you get every year and still keep your job.
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In a year, I accrue approximately 2.6 weeks of sick leave which, incidentally, I am not inclined to use as they count toward years of service for retirement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Yes. With only 2.6 weeks of accrued sick leave, he is a powerless minion. And GLP'ers will suck his cyber dick.
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/05/2012 07:44 PM
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:9teen: How many weeks sick leave can you get every year and still keep your job.
 Quoting: Judethz


In a year, I accrue approximately 2.6 weeks of sick leave which, incidentally, I am not inclined to use as they count toward years of service for retirement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Yes. With only 2.6 weeks of accrued sick leave, he is a powerless minion. And GLP'ers will suck his cyber dick.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


I am really unsure what point, if any, you're trying to make in this post.
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12/05/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


What branch
 Quoting: Dr.DoomLittle


Executive
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


spock

Is everyone heading to colorado< are you already there
Evil Cretin

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Clear as rain, you are an inexperienced, trolling, federal employee and GLP'ers will fall all over themselves trying to suck your cyber dick. Enjoy it!
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12/05/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


What branch
 Quoting: Dr.DoomLittle


Executive
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


spock

Is everyone heading to colorado< are you already there
 Quoting: Dr.DoomLittle


Sadly, I doubt anyone in my department has a room reserved in Colorado. However, when the zombie apocalypse begins, I plan to gather my family and begin hiking in that direction.
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12/05/2012 07:51 PM
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Clear as rain, you are an inexperienced, trolling, federal employee and GLP'ers will fall all over themselves trying to suck your cyber dick. Enjoy it!
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


So far, no one has attempted, to my knowledge, to suck my cyber dick. I must admit, I prefer the cyber pussy-head, so if anyone is interested in providing me with cyber oral stimulation, please bear that in mind.
ANHEDONIC

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12/05/2012 07:53 PM

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How's your cubicle?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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12/05/2012 07:55 PM
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How's your cubicle?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.
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12/05/2012 08:03 PM

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How's your cubicle?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


A window? Bonus....

I had no window access for 6 years straight!

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/05/2012 08:10 PM
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How's your cubicle?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


A window? Bonus....

I had no window access for 6 years straight!
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I know, right!?

I'm sorry for your lack of window access. Did you retire or advance to a corner office?
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2012 08:14 PM
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your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


Well, I've actually had soul-sucking jobs, and this is not a soul-sucking job. It does not, however, allow for much creativity. I'm merely a minion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Your exchange for comfort with lack of creativity is the selling of your soul.

There will be no banner.

No explosion.

No ringing of bells or signing of blood contract.

You will simply live this path.
ANHEDONIC

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12/05/2012 08:18 PM

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How's your cubicle?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


A window? Bonus....

I had no window access for 6 years straight!
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I know, right!?

I'm sorry for your lack of window access. Did you retire or advance to a corner office?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


I was laid off in late February.... Taking a break from working for the time being. : )

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/05/2012 08:23 PM
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your soul will not be free until you leave. trust me i know.

how does it feel to have no soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16045504


Well, I've actually had soul-sucking jobs, and this is not a soul-sucking job. It does not, however, allow for much creativity. I'm merely a minion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Your exchange for comfort with lack of creativity is the selling of your soul.

There will be no banner.

No explosion.

No ringing of bells or signing of blood contract.

You will simply live this path.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25601325


Well, damn. Thanks, Sylvia Brown. I'm unsure where I implied any level of comfort. Perhaps you missed the post, but my wage is barely a living wage. BARELY. In addition, I work my ass off. So, if I've sold my soul, then please direct me to customer service, because I'm pretty sure I got screwed.

I do appreciate your concern for my soul though, so thanks. Since I'm a creative person, though, I can actually express my creativity and enjoy life in places...get this...not at work. My work is not my life. My life is my life. Truly, sometimes I sell out. I do things like, say, buying toilet paper at Wal-Mart on occasion. We can't all be perfect.

As for bells, banners, explosions and blood contracts, I dunno what the hell you're talking about.
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12/05/2012 08:29 PM
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It's dusty, outdated, and, sadly, nowhere near ergonomically designed. It does boast a window.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


A window? Bonus....

I had no window access for 6 years straight!
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I know, right!?

I'm sorry for your lack of window access. Did you retire or advance to a corner office?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


I was laid off in late February.... Taking a break from working for the time being. : )
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I'm sorry to hear you were laid off. We've had some tough times at my house, too, in the last few years. I hope you find something soon.

That's fantastic that you're able to take a break from work. Good luck!
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12/05/2012 08:34 PM
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What is your GS Level?
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12/05/2012 08:35 PM
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I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?
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What is your GS Level?
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GS-6
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?
Anonymous Coward
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I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.
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Is Planet Nibiru Real and is the government Preparing for it's arrival?
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Re: I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question
I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

[insert eye roll here]
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Have any problems looking at yourself in a mirror?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

[insert eye roll here]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.

Last Edited by Dances With Fire on 12/05/2012 09:02 PM
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Nope. None at all. I'm pretty damned sexy so it's a pleasure every time. Is that supposed to relate to my employment in some way?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

[insert eye roll here]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?
Evil Cretin

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Well, I mean yah since the gubmint only grows, consumes available capital and does nothing productive for the economy I thought your conscience might be impacted, but as in the case of so many others I see your conscience has been seared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

[insert eye roll here]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


OIG is the only one that pretends to care about cost saving.
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