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I am an employee of the federal government...ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/05/2012 09:14 PM
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Well of course it has. Obviously, since the government has massive, internal (and external, Mr.Voter) issues, my conscience has been seared because I work in an important, productive, necessary capacity.

I mean, the only way I could possibly have an impact on government over-spending would be to work elsewhere. Being a contributing team member who has input on cost-saving measures, at whatever level, clearly makes me a minion of Satan and should ensure that I not be able to sleep at night.

I'm sure that you don't consume any government services, right? You probably also have regular contact with your legislators as well. Me, I work for the government and buy toilet paper at Wal-Mart. Now that you mention it, my life's probably not worth living.

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Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.
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Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?
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OIG is the only one that pretends to care about cost saving.
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Thanks. I do actually know what OIG is. And you're right. I know nothing of Niburu or Area 54. I apologize that you somehow mistakenly arrived at that impression.
Evil Cretin

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12/05/2012 09:19 PM
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Oh no. OP works for OIG. She knows nothing of Niburu or area 54.
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Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?
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OIG is the only one that pretends to care about cost saving.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Thanks. I do actually know what OIG is. And you're right. I know nothing of Niburu or Area 54. I apologize that you somehow mistakenly arrived at that impression.
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That's what the morans here believe. If you say you are a federal employee, then the morans here believe that you know about Niburu, area 54 (maybe it's 51), and who killed JFK.
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12/05/2012 09:24 PM
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Ha! I wish I worked for OIG. Now that would just be a ball, wouldn't it?
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OIG is the only one that pretends to care about cost saving.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Thanks. I do actually know what OIG is. And you're right. I know nothing of Niburu or Area 54. I apologize that you somehow mistakenly arrived at that impression.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3756790


That's what the morans here believe. If you say you are a federal employee, then the morans here believe that you know about Niburu, area 54 (maybe it's 51), and who killed JFK.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Well. My heart goes out to the morons. Yes, it's area 51. If I knew who killed JFK, it would not be because I learned about it in a staff meeting.

I'll bid you a good night, and beg you to remember: Be the change you wish to see. It's a basic truth. And it works regardless of your employer.
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12/05/2012 11:17 PM

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I'll only be here for a bit though.


And I won't divulge anything would give away my specific position within the government or my location or identity, so don't bother.
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Which Federal Government?

agent
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


The Federal Government of the United States of America.

Notice the flag under my name...
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Thus the agent gif. Obviously, thinking at that level is beyond you, thus the job with the Federal Government.

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