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I've just had a massive shit, then noticed that there isn't any toilet paper.

If either of my parents, who both visit GLP now and again happen to be reading this, could you please throw a toilet roll up onto the landing.

Thank you.
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That's pretty damned funny!

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12/06/2012 02:51 AM
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... I know how PC uncool it is, but I roll my own - Amsterdam shag is my favorite, but right now it's Turkish Export.

Funny enough, I stink far less than those buying the store bought and I'm not consuming carpet glue (fire-safe, they call them). It's hard for me to smoke a store bought smoke.

So are there smokers still about?

Yay to good tobacco!
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Waste of money and bad on your health, what's the fucking point?
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12/06/2012 02:53 AM
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health guru david wolfe talks about tobacco, you may be surprised.

[link to www.thebestdayever.com]
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12/06/2012 03:26 AM
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Smoke and proud. Don't give a shit what anybody thinks.
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12/06/2012 03:29 AM
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... I know how PC uncool it is, but I roll my own - Amsterdam shag is my favorite, but right now it's Turkish Export.

Funny enough, I stink far less than those buying the store bought and I'm not consuming carpet glue (fire-safe, they call them). It's hard for me to smoke a store bought smoke.

So are there smokers still about?

Yay to good tobacco!
 Quoting: Turtles Voice


Waste of money and bad on your health, what's the fucking point?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150324


Yeah, you are probably SOOO healthy. Run? Eat pine nuts? But maybe drive like hell and force others off the road? Speed down the highway unaware that you might kill somebody? Hit your wife or your dog? Drink like a fish? Have sympthay and empathy and help others? Buy lottery tickets? What do you waste your money on? Cell phones that cause cancer? Have you checked the quality of your local water supply or air? Do you use chemicals on your lawn that are contaminating the water supply and causing illness and cancers? Or perhaps you piss the chemicals into your toilet from your prescription meds and then think your drinking water is safe.
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12/06/2012 07:02 AM
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today I havent smoked yet, ( been awake for 1 hour so far)

I got me a electronic cig, a cheap one, Blu, its called.

The morning cig is the hardest, I can do it..
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12/06/2012 07:03 AM
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today I havent smoked yet, ( been awake for 1 hour so far)

I got me a electronic cig, a cheap one, Blu, its called.

The morning cig is the hardest, I can do it..
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Like to add, I smoke about 60 cigs a day
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12/06/2012 07:33 AM
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I roll my own to save money and I mix my tobacco with natural organic herbs. Mullein blends especially well, you can add peppermint if you like menthol. I am mixing half tobacco and half herbs but plan to phase out the tobacco completely soon simply because of the many harmful chemicals that they add to the tobacco. You would be surprised how good these cigarettes smoke and how much money you can save. There are many herbs that you can smoke to avoid the chemicals and save money or this can be a great way to quit smoking by gradually phasing out the tobacco.
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12/06/2012 07:38 AM
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Pre-made packaged cigarettes (Marlboro, etc.) are all treat with various chemicals that poison you.

I would venture to say that the hand-picked tobacco you buy and roll yourself is NOT treated, therefore you are not getting the harmful effects of the chemicals, and you ARE getting the beneficial effects of nicotinic acid.

I'm not a smoker, but I believe that growing tobacco and drying it and smoking it all by yourself is not harmful, as opposed to some cigarette company making your cigarettes for you.
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12/06/2012 07:50 AM
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The country with the highest life expectancy --> Japan
The largest number of smokers in proportion to population --> Japan


Smoking moderately makes your lungs stronger just like lifting running up on a hill daily makes your legs stronger. Of course, if you smoke excessively, your lungs will give up, and if you run too much, your legs will not be able to take it.
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12/06/2012 07:59 AM
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i wish i could stop 3 packs a day been smoking20+ years
nothing i try works...even on meds i last maybe 3 days then i go ape shit crazy cussing and what not and break down and smoke
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good tabaccos is pretty dank yo upgrade to reds and you set
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12/06/2012 08:10 AM

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Reading the different responses to this thread has been enlightening. Pro & con, we all have our opinions.

Yes, I smoke tobacco and vape whole tobacco alkaloid (WTA) liquids. And, I'm planning on growing tobacco plants next season for my own edification.

When I owned a tobacco shop it was interesting. I was never sick... There's something medicinal in the tobacco plants/leaves in my opinion. All plants have healing properties. All plants have deadly properties. It's knowing how to be in harmony with the natural order.
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12/06/2012 08:12 AM
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Dutch guy here, smoking DRUM shag...been rolling for 27 years now...im 42.

Never cough, never ill, no doctors, pretty good condition.








The whole thing is, when unhappy smokers smoke, it is the negative feeling of "i smoke but i schould'nt do it realy cause i will get sick" yadayada....

DING, DING, DING....this is the main reason why people get sick...the mind is very powerful.




So when i smoke, i say to myself that smoking is GREAT and it's protects me from all kinds of shit.



If you are a smoker, be a happy one.
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12/06/2012 08:24 AM

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The 1982 United States Surgeon General’s report stated that “Cigarette smoking is the major single cause of cancer mortality [death] in the United States.” This statement is as true today as it was then.

Tobacco use is responsible for nearly 1 in 5 deaths in the United States. Because cigarette smoking and tobacco use are acquired behaviors; activities that people choose to do – smoking is the most preventable cause of death in our society.

I am a nurse & see lots of 60 - 70 yr old men with lung, esophageal , larynx & bladder ca. Almost all are caused by smoking & or alcohol. It may take 20 - 40 yrs to get you, but there is a good chance it will.
You may think it is your decision, but in reality the smokes control you. You've even convinced yourself that yours arent as bad as the store bought. People who can barely breathe or swallow will continue to puff away, so sad.
Break free, dont be a slave
 Quoting: Peach


I'm not arguing that you may be seeing these cancers, but who's to say they weren't caused by the radioactive particles blowing around in the dust that these people breathed in... the article I read stated in no uncertain terms that ONE little particle landing in your nose, airway, esophagus, lung, stomach etc WILL CAUSE CANCER. These particles are in our soil, and have been, since the nuclear testing was done; In our soil, on our beaches in the sand, and in our water. That is why the government went all out after cigarettes.. it was a plausible scape goat.

If it wasn't for the fact the populations with the highest per capita smokers, having the lowest per capita cancer rates, I might too have been sucked into their propaganda.
But, when you look at the facts, they don't jive with what we are being told.

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12/06/2012 08:43 AM
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I smoke, and am sick and tired of the way smokers are treated in this country. Go to a motel, no smoking. Go to a restaurant, no smoking. Rent a car, no smoking. Everywhere one goes it is no smoking. I miss the good old days when one could enjoy a smoke after a meal. Or walk through the mall enjoying a smoke. Or even rent a room and have a smoke before bed. Seems these stupid whiners have ruined it for everyone.

Makes me hate people more.

I can't get a job because I enjoy herb. I did not get a job this week because I do not drink and the guy wanted someone who would stick around after work and drink beer. Hell, the interview was in a bar!! I do not touch that nasty stuff and do not like to be around people who do. But I ain't gettin laws passed to ban drinking. Why can't they do the same for smokers?

I was in a public park not too long ago and some dipshit started complaining about me smoking. I threatened to shove it down the guy's throat if he did not shut up. He ran away like the pussy he is.

I am so sick of the way people are now days. I sure hope the apocalypse comes soon. We have wayyyy too many people on this planet.
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I smoke, and am sick and tired of the way smokers are treated in this country. Go to a motel, no smoking. Go to a restaurant, no smoking. Rent a car, no smoking. Everywhere one goes it is no smoking. I miss the good old days when one could enjoy a smoke after a meal. Or walk through the mall enjoying a smoke. Or even rent a room and have a smoke before bed. Seems these stupid whiners have ruined it for everyone.

Makes me hate people more.

I can't get a job because I enjoy herb. I did not get a job this week because I do not drink and the guy wanted someone who would stick around after work and drink beer. Hell, the interview was in a bar!! I do not touch that nasty stuff and do not like to be around people who do. But I ain't gettin laws passed to ban drinking. Why can't they do the same for smokers?

I was in a public park not too long ago and some dipshit started complaining about me smoking. I threatened to shove it down the guy's throat if he did not shut up. He ran away like the pussy he is.

I am so sick of the way people are now days. I sure hope the apocalypse comes soon. We have wayyyy too many people on this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351



I know smokers who have had a lot worse happen 2 them by the anti smokers - u guys r victim's of the power of political correctness
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I smoke, and am sick and tired of the way smokers are treated in this country. Go to a motel, no smoking. Go to a restaurant, no smoking. Rent a car, no smoking. Everywhere one goes it is no smoking. I miss the good old days when one could enjoy a smoke after a meal. Or walk through the mall enjoying a smoke. Or even rent a room and have a smoke before bed. Seems these stupid whiners have ruined it for everyone.

Makes me hate people more.

I can't get a job because I enjoy herb. I did not get a job this week because I do not drink and the guy wanted someone who would stick around after work and drink beer. Hell, the interview was in a bar!! I do not touch that nasty stuff and do not like to be around people who do. But I ain't gettin laws passed to ban drinking. Why can't they do the same for smokers?

I was in a public park not too long ago and some dipshit started complaining about me smoking. I threatened to shove it down the guy's throat if he did not shut up. He ran away like the pussy he is.

I am so sick of the way people are now days. I sure hope the apocalypse comes soon. We have wayyyy too many people on this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


You're not allowed to smoke in restaurants now because, surprisingly, most people don't want to smell that shit while they're eating.I don't think you'd be okay with me sauntering into your restaurant carrying a massive ball of putrescent shit that keeps getting on your clothes as you're trying to eat.
These stupid whiners probably also don't want their clothes to smell like your shit, and probably don't want their children to develop asthma or lung cancer. Crazy isn't it.

You can't not smoke weed for like two weeks and drink a ton of water like the rest of us, more well adjusted and not completely insane people? And then later you complain that you can't get a job because you don't like beer. Really?

From what I've gathered, you're just a generally unhappy and selfish person. Grow up, and go outside when you have to smoke. Please. I have kids.
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12/06/2012 01:27 PM
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Better tobacco smells better. Better papers taste better. All natural, no additives is better for you.

Its still destructive to your lungs. Animal studies fail to prove a tobacco-cancer connection and tobacco may have some real benefits but emphesema can't be fun.

I switched to a really good quality cigarette. If I could smoke one every Sunday, or keep a box in the desk for when I needed a stimulant I would. But I can't. I let myself get addicted (its very easy) and I see no value in smoking myself sick and stinky. So I had to let it go.

I don't care if you smoke so long as you don't use filters. Cigarette filters never go away. They are found everywhere. Probably they account for smoking related fires. Be a man and inhale your smoke without the little polyester pollutant thingie and we are fine.
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I smoke, and am sick and tired of the way smokers are treated in this country. Go to a motel, no smoking. Go to a restaurant, no smoking. Rent a car, no smoking. Everywhere one goes it is no smoking. I miss the good old days when one could enjoy a smoke after a meal. Or walk through the mall enjoying a smoke. Or even rent a room and have a smoke before bed. Seems these stupid whiners have ruined it for everyone.

Makes me hate people more.

I can't get a job because I enjoy herb. I did not get a job this week because I do not drink and the guy wanted someone who would stick around after work and drink beer. Hell, the interview was in a bar!! I do not touch that nasty stuff and do not like to be around people who do. But I ain't gettin laws passed to ban drinking. Why can't they do the same for smokers?

I was in a public park not too long ago and some dipshit started complaining about me smoking. I threatened to shove it down the guy's throat if he did not shut up. He ran away like the pussy he is.

I am so sick of the way people are now days. I sure hope the apocalypse comes soon. We have wayyyy too many people on this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


You're not allowed to smoke in restaurants now because, surprisingly, most people don't want to smell that shit while they're eating.I don't think you'd be okay with me sauntering into your restaurant carrying a massive ball of putrescent shit that keeps getting on your clothes as you're trying to eat.
These stupid whiners probably also don't want their clothes to smell like your shit, and probably don't want their children to develop asthma or lung cancer. Crazy isn't it.

You can't not smoke weed for like two weeks and drink a ton of water like the rest of us, more well adjusted and not completely insane people? And then later you complain that you can't get a job because you don't like beer. Really?

From what I've gathered, you're just a generally unhappy and selfish person. Grow up, and go outside when you have to smoke. Please. I have kids.
 Quoting: jadksn 29160286


Fuck your kids. Seriously. Second hand smoke is not dangerous and anyone with half a brain knows it is not. I am so sick of you pussies crying about the kids. You love kids so much? Why can't I have a decent meal without Shaniqua and her 5 monkey brats running around making noises. You don't like the smell of cigarettes? I don't like the smell of shitty diaper brats screaming when I eat. Yet they don't ban kids from restaurants.

Do a little research instead of vomiting things you hear on the news like a robot. Second hand smoke is not harmful. Period. There are smells that are offensive. That is life. They don't ban perfume and that stuff is actually capable of causing harm. How many times have I gotten a headache from being the elevator with some skank wearing too much perfume? More than I can count. I do not make laws against it. I deal with it like a man. You should deal with smoke like a man. But then, you've proved you're not one already.

Yes I am unhappy. I awoke in this bizarre reality 12 years ago and haven't been happy since. I wish I could go back to my reality. But I can't. I am stuck here. I have to deal with a world gone insane and it makes me unhappy.

And I will NOT go outside to smoke like some leper. I quit going to my daughter in law's house because she banned smoking in her house. I will not go back. Fuck her and her stupid ideas. She and her husband both smoke and they go outside? They are retarded. Fuck them.

I want my freedom back. And I am this close to getting a few guns and like minded men to help me take it.

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