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How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?

 
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12/05/2012 07:58 PM
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How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
He won't let me help take care of it. Its like a fuzzy wolf spider. UGH! Men, Why do you want to be hairy? Its so nasty for us wives?
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12/05/2012 08:01 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
STFU
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12/05/2012 08:02 PM

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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Because we are MEN. Men are hairy. We like meat. We smash things with our heads.
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12/05/2012 08:03 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
offer him something in return.

for example, tell him you won't talk so much.
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12/05/2012 08:04 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Lol, just leave it if thats how he wants it, it is his body. And beaty is relative anyway.
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Or offer to shave your butt
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*beauty
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12/05/2012 08:04 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
lol why were you to commited to marry a werewolf
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
I shave my chest/stomach.
Cuz hair always comes back lol.
If I had hair where your husband does.
I would definitely shave lmao.
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12/05/2012 08:05 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
He won't let me help take care of it. Its like a fuzzy wolf spider. UGH! Men, Why do you want to be hairy? Its so nasty for us wives?
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You gotta compromise, OP.

He shaves it, you lick it.
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12/05/2012 08:05 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
i think we have more important things to be worrying about smh fucking talking about our shoes, nails and hairy assess while the world burns....fucking pathetic
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12/05/2012 08:06 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Why don't you gnaw it off when he's sleeping ?
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12/05/2012 08:08 PM

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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Why don't you gnaw it off when he's sleeping ?
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lmao!!
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12/05/2012 08:10 PM
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trollololol
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12/05/2012 08:12 PM
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trollololol
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^^^^^^^^ LOL
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12/05/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
While he is sleeping, Take the ones on the right cheek, then braid them with the ones on the left cheek.

Then, next time he goes to take a dump, wait outside the door and listen.
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12/05/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
I immediately could smell shit after I read that. your husband is nasty let him mate with a fat hairy broad
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12/05/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
offer him something in return.

for example, tell him you won't talk so much.
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cruise

Or that you have a sudden craving for anal, and an overwhelming desire to make him a sandwich.

He'll then sit on an inverted lawnmower if necessary.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/05/2012 08:38 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
While he is sleeping, Take the ones on the right cheek, then braid them with the ones on the left cheek.

Then, next time he goes to take a dump, wait outside the door and listen.
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bigcruise
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/05/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Simple - let him shave your kitty!
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12/05/2012 08:44 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
I shave my chest/stomach.
Cuz hair always comes back lol.
If I had hair where your husband does.
I would definitely shave lmao.
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Manly man. cruisecruise
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12/05/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Slather him up with Nair for Men. He'll have to stand there like that for about 15-20 minutes before showering. But, it's relatively easy and everything, including hair, washes right off. Smells awful. Do that every couple months, and you'll yourself a handsome man.
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08/21/2014 01:19 PM
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I've never seen a butt wax sign.1rof1
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08/21/2014 01:21 PM
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spam
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08/21/2014 01:23 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
He won't let me help take care of it. Its like a fuzzy wolf spider. UGH! Men, Why do you want to be hairy? Its so nasty for us wives?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296206




laugh

Ahahahaha....
Sledster
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08/21/2014 01:26 PM

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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Yeah, I got a fur-butt too.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
DREAM MAKER

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08/21/2014 01:26 PM

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08/21/2014 01:29 PM

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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
While he is sleeping, Take the ones on the right cheek, then braid them with the ones on the left cheek.

Then, next time he goes to take a dump, wait outside the door and listen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


damned

fight

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08/21/2014 01:32 PM

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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Do you call him Furrbaca?
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08/21/2014 01:33 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Propane torch while he's asleep - singe it off in seconds.
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08/21/2014 01:40 PM
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Re: How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?
Return the favor.

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