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I tend to constantly misinterpret things. ask me a question.

 
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They say that a dog is a man's best friend.

What a load of bollocks.

My best friend is Ken Finch.
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Why would you give your dog a last name?
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...well, why give it a first name..?
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Because. What if another dog already has the same last name? They'd both come when you call.
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Re: I tend to constantly misinterpret things. ask me a question.
They say that a dog is a man's best friend.

What a load of bollocks.

My best friend is Ken Finch.
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Why would you give your dog a last name?
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...well, why give it a first name..?
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Because. What if another dog already has the same last name? They'd both come when you call.
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What if your mum was called Fanny, and your dog was called Fannie?

How would you differentiate calling for each of them at home?
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
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Oh look, a bunny
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Why would you give your dog a last name?
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...well, why give it a first name..?
 Quoting: GeordieLegend


Because. What if another dog already has the same last name? They'd both come when you call.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


What if your mum was called Fanny, and your dog was called Fannie?

How would you differentiate calling for each of them at home?
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That's easy! First of all, I already live in my mom's basement so I don't have to worry about calling her, and secondly, my dog doesn't even know how to use the phone.
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Oh look, a bunny
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Look closer. It's actually a computer.
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Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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would you ever take candy from a stranger?
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Re: I tend to constantly misinterpret things. ask me a question.
Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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would you ever take candy from a stranger?
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I do that everytime I buy a chocolate bar at the checkout lane. Except when Joe is working. He's the only cashier I know by name.
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Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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would you ever take candy from a stranger?
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I do that everytime I buy a chocolate bar at the checkout lane. Except when Joe is working. He's the only cashier I know by name.
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laughlaugh

Didn't your Mum teach you NOT to do that?


1rof1 No more Candy for you, unless you buy it from Joe!!!
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Have you ever tied a portapotty to your car and drug it across a sports field?
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Do you find the number 13 unlucky?
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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would you ever take candy from a stranger?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I do that everytime I buy a chocolate bar at the checkout lane. Except when Joe is working. He's the only cashier I know by name.
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If I found it, then I wasn't very unlucky, was I?
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would you ever take candy from a stranger?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


I do that everytime I buy a chocolate bar at the checkout lane. Except when Joe is working. He's the only cashier I know by name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


laughlaugh

Didn't your Mum teach you NOT to do that?


1rof1 No more Candy for you, unless you buy it from Joe!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355


Well, she did teach me that. But then she took me trick or treating. I don't know who those people were, but apparently it was ok to take candy from them. Therefore given mixed messages, I have since opted for the one that involved me getting candy.
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Have you ever tied a portapotty to your car and drug it across a sports field?
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I tried to, but the car was much to heavy for me to budge.
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Re: I tend to constantly misinterpret things. ask me a question.
come back op!
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come back op!
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
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Ooo, I better slow down then.
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come back op!
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
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come back op!
bump
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
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Theres a doctor here? Oh thank goodness, because my thread is covered in bump's!!!

tounge
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I'm an alien intelligence occupying the keyboard of a 23 year old virgin. What is my mission on this planet?
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I'm an alien intelligence occupying the keyboard of a 23 year old virgin. What is my mission on this planet?
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To stay dry.
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come back op!
bump
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355


Theres a doctor here? Oh thank goodness, because my thread is covered in bump's!!!

tounge
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let me take a look at that

aculaeyes

oh my...

take two of these dasbier and call me in the morning
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come back op!
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
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bat

did you say witty or batty? lol
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oh great... the OP constantly misinterprets things...

the OP thought you was telling them to leave!
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408355


Theres a doctor here? Oh thank goodness, because my thread is covered in bump's!!!

tounge
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let me take a look at that

:aculaeyes:

oh my...

take two of these dasbier and call me in the morning
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Ok, but I think I'll have a little trouble with the hat.
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I'm an alien intelligence occupying the keyboard of a 23 year old virgin. What is my mission on this planet?
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To stay dry.
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that was dry wit, not misinterpr-wit
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1rof1

You can be very witty too Dr. tounge
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Theres a doctor here? Oh thank goodness, because my thread is covered in bump's!!!

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


let me take a look at that

aculaeyes

oh my...

take two of these dasbier and call me in the morning
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Ok, but I think I'll have a little trouble with the hat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


Its to keep the sun off the bump's

trust me... the sun can be quite deadly
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op, are you married?
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I'm an alien intelligence occupying the keyboard of a 23 year old virgin. What is my mission on this planet?
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To stay dry.
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that was dry wit, not misinterpr-wit
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Did they teach you that word in Mexico? English only. I don't understand spanish.
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op, are you married?
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No. Who in their right mind would name their kid that?

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