I tend to constantly misinterpret things. ask me a question.

Nein Nein Nein, mein herr! I didn't say "I have 8 a lot" I said "I just 8 a lot" ...but only when I'm pregnant. And my digits only go to 10, unless I take my socks off.

Are you shocked by some of the responses in this thread?

I didn't profit one red cent.

As far as the multi-gender panic sex setting...I think an orgy is a horrible place for a proposol. I recommend using the jumbotron during half time at a basketball game instead.

No, I had my keyboard fixed so it doesn't do that to me anymore.

What do you think of Paris Hilton?

It's beautiful in the spring time, and don't call me Hilton.

What kind of an exhibitionist do you take me for?

I was hoping you'd compare it to some of the other hotels where you've stayed.

What state do you think the world will be in after 12-21-12?

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were still a practicing hibitionist. My bad.

I get it now

I would, but to be honest, no hotel will ever compare to a whole city.

Interpret this

1 99759
2 100027
3 100230 *
4 100230 *
5 100359
6 99548
7 99980
8 99987
9 100107
0 99959

That's the beauty of it. OP didn't properly interpret your lead.

Sexier? I always thought earth looked fine at 0-24,000-0, but I could go with thinner wasteline, a little bustier on top and some junk in the trunk.

I was thinking either California or Florida.

Pronoun
Used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced: "is this your bag?".

What are those numbers for?

What do you think of Carrie Fisher? Do you think it's too bad she didn't marry Johnny Cash so that her name would have been Carrie Cash?

read it again. He clearly said "world".

1. I've never heard of a carrie fish let alone a carrie fisher.
2. people shouldn't marry fish.

das racisss!

English people! I have no Idea how to say colors in french.

Love your funny, witty thread OP.

Have a flower and thanks.

They say that a dog is a man's best friend.

What a load of bollocks.

My best friend is Ken Finch.

Why would you give your dog a last name?

...well, why give it a first name..?

Because. What if another dog already has the same last name? They'd both come when you call.

What if your mum was called Fanny, and your dog was called Fannie?

How would you differentiate calling for each of them at home?