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I am Perfect

 
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You sound like a total bitch!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675


No, I sound like a very nice and friendly person
Vegetable season
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Very nice Troll. very nice indeed

Thread: Am I in Love With Adolf Hitler ???
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LOL yah
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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I think if more people were like me this would be a much better world.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos

Excellent, me too!

We should make babies together in the high Rocky Mountains.
Are you up for 15 babies in the next 20 years?
Also you will have to help with chores around the homestead.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


No, I will not have babies ....I don't want to experiment the pain of giving birth... and I don't want to get fat or have stretch marks...
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


But Barbie - you should consider that being a mother might just make you a bit more perfect . . . perfect in all the ways that matter.

hf
 Quoting: Sloane


I can adopt kids and be the mother of those kids
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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OK
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Carshy McCarsh

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12/07/2012 07:42 AM
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I think if more people were like me this would be a much better world.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos

Excellent, me too!

We should make babies together in the high Rocky Mountains.
Are you up for 15 babies in the next 20 years?
Also you will have to help with chores around the homestead.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


No, I will not have babies ....I don't want to experiment the pain of giving birth... and I don't want to get fat or have stretch marks...
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OK, just anal then.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/07/2012 08:02 AM
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just an fyi, your legs are not so perfect. just saying.
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i haven't mentioned my legs
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you said you were 'perfect'. I viewed your pictures.

your legs lack definition and tone, especially for a girl so young. your thighs are too large for your overall proportions.

If we are talking perfect here, you fall short in the leg department. in a few years the cellulite around your rear end and back legs will be something you will want to cover up. Leg shape like yours with no muscle definition and no tone will eventually become the thunder thigh syndrome.

but you do have time to start working out and getting those legs strong, if you want to be perfect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210


my family doesn't get cellulite .... but yeah maybe I need to work out
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


oh honey, cellulite is found on everyone, some more than others. given your heritage and proportions, you can bank on some cottage cheese on that backside of yours. If i were you, and thank God I'm not, I would hit the gym. running and squats should tighten and firm up the area nicely, bit diet is key, you have to really be careful about what kinds of food you eat. Eat let dairy, its packed with too many hormones and will give you a fat ass and thighs if you consume too much.

hope this helps. progress, not perfection....
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12/07/2012 08:05 AM
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*eat less dairy
Carshy McCarsh

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12/07/2012 03:03 PM
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Fuck that, let's have her bronzed as an example for the ages!

banana
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Actually, I think I am a role model
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


BRONZE HER!

mob
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh




You all are horrible people !

I think if more people were like me this would be a much better world.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You're right.

Come on people, let's vivisect her to see what makes her so perfect!

timeto
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Maguyver

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12/07/2012 03:08 PM

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Just in case no one mention this yet...


Pics please...for verification of course.

cheers
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12/07/2012 03:10 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8152628


^^this^^ damned
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12/07/2012 03:11 PM
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you look like a tranny
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/07/2012 03:15 PM
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i haven't mentioned my legs
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


you said you were 'perfect'. I viewed your pictures.

your legs lack definition and tone, especially for a girl so young. your thighs are too large for your overall proportions.

If we are talking perfect here, you fall short in the leg department. in a few years the cellulite around your rear end and back legs will be something you will want to cover up. Leg shape like yours with no muscle definition and no tone will eventually become the thunder thigh syndrome.

but you do have time to start working out and getting those legs strong, if you want to be perfect.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210


my family doesn't get cellulite .... but yeah maybe I need to work out
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


oh honey, cellulite is found on everyone, some more than others. given your heritage and proportions, you can bank on some cottage cheese on that backside of yours. If i were you, and thank God I'm not, I would hit the gym. running and squats should tighten and firm up the area nicely, bit diet is key, you have to really be careful about what kinds of food you eat. Eat let dairy, its packed with too many hormones and will give you a fat ass and thighs if you consume too much.

hope this helps. progress, not perfection....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28867210



I am a vegetarian
Vegetable season
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/07/2012 03:16 PM
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Just in case no one mention this yet...


Pics please...for verification of course.

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Just in case no one mention this yet...


Pics please...for verification of course.

cheers
 Quoting: Maguyver


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 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


However, i am not saying that I am perfect outside.... just inside.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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I think if more people were like me this would be a much better world.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos

Excellent, me too!

We should make babies together in the high Rocky Mountains.
Are you up for 15 babies in the next 20 years?
Also you will have to help with chores around the homestead.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


No, I will not have babies ....I don't want to experiment the pain of giving birth... and I don't want to get fat or have stretch marks...
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OK, just anal then.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


No
Vegetable season
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12/07/2012 03:21 PM
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
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12/07/2012 03:24 PM
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You are a very naughty girl then, if you like to argue.

tounge
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12/07/2012 03:27 PM
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Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


Good point.
Still, she needs to be preserved so her perfection never wanes.
Tell me what this tastes like...
Carshy McCarsh

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Excellent, me too!

We should make babies together in the high Rocky Mountains.
Are you up for 15 babies in the next 20 years?
Also you will have to help with chores around the homestead.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


No, I will not have babies ....I don't want to experiment the pain of giving birth... and I don't want to get fat or have stretch marks...
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OK, just anal then.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


No
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


OK, just surprise anal then.
bananasex
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


And judging by the 'I have to take hundreds of pictures practically naked and flaunting my body', and the fact that you even made this post, you are obviously not very emotionally secure, and are seeking validation. If I were your bf I wouldn't be impressed with you taking those kind of pics and passing them around. Your purpose is to be the temple of the one and only God, (through Jesus Christ) and P.S. it says in the Bible that women are to dress modestly. We are all going to have to stand in front of God in judgement, believers and non. So you might wanna reconsider your definition of 'perfect' and where your pride and vanity, and fornication (this is speculation, but I mean come on) will be leading you, when this temporary existence is over. If you wanna come to know Jesus, and how to be saved, you can email me and I will help you. gimmiethatchedda@yahoo.com
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The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


holy shit. you (women) are actually really like that?
really?? you like to annoy your boyfriend??

wtf is wrong with you?!

is it to get attention?
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Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


Good point.
Still, she needs to be preserved so her perfection never wanes.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


All on this planet is going to be waning cold and desolate real soon here, and the Kingdom of God will finally be established for the elect. Then God will create a new earth. This is all based on the Bible, the true word of God, we are living in the end-times. The time to repent, and give your life to Jesus Christ is now before it's to late.
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


And judging by the 'I have to take hundreds of pictures practically naked and flaunting my body', and the fact that you even made this post, you are obviously not very emotionally secure, and are seeking validation. If I were your bf I wouldn't be impressed with you taking those kind of pics and passing them around. Your purpose is to be the temple of the one and only God, (through Jesus Christ) and P.S. it says in the Bible that women are to dress modestly. We are all going to have to stand in front of God in judgement, believers and non. So you might wanna reconsider your definition of 'perfect' and where your pride and vanity, and fornication (this is speculation, but I mean come on) will be leading you, when this temporary existence is over. If you wanna come to know Jesus, and how to be saved, you can email me and I will help you. gimmiethatchedda@yahoo.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


[link to www.flickr.com]
Eye/Pyramid = luciferian. Your going to regret what your doing someday.
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


You sound like a fun sweet girl with a sense of humor to write a great (i.e.e somewhat misleading) GLP thread title.

May you stay sweet after you and bf are married a long time.

hf
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Kinda fucked up nose. Nice booty but you know that's gonna blow up when she gets preggo.... and she will get preggo because she's a conceited hormonal ho'

Face: B-
Body: B+
Personality: F
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Kinda fucked up nose. Nice booty but you know that's gonna blow up when she gets preggo.... and she will get preggo because she's a conceited hormonal ho'

Face: B-
Body: B+
Personality: F
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675


whered you see pics?
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No way!! Hey GLP!! WE FOUND THE PERFECT PERSON!! STOP AND GIVE YOUR PRAISE TO THE ALMIGHTY ONE!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: THERADIOMAN


Fuck that, let's have her bronzed as an example for the ages!

banana
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Actually, I think I am a role model
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Well now that doesn't sound so good to me, I don't like the idea of holding certain people up as role models.

Maybe I was wrong about "sweet"? Hope not ... so take the hint OP.
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here: [link to www.flickr.com]

and

here: [link to www.facebook.com]
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How about BJ. You are not perfect until you blow everybody (except me) in here.
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Holly shit. She is an alien AND fugly

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