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I am Perfect

 
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:18 AM
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.

I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Sad that this is how 99.9% of women today think and act. They are infatuated with themselves and their beauty, just like Lucifer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232836


The truth is, that men are more fucked up than girls nowadays.

First, they spend their time watching porn and trying to find a fuck partner most of the time, after bragging how great they were "hitting that bitch" and

Second they complain not finding the right partner for life.

Third they bitch, that they don't find the mother marry, a women like their mother, caring and forgiving everything.

You guys, most of you, you are complete loosers, maybe with a big dick, but intellectual and spiritual loosers. And with loosers I mean a zero line.

And most of men are like that today.

And you AC, you are a muzzi, you combine the above with the utter conviction that you litteraly "own" your wife, that you in all your stupidness "knows" best what is for her.

You are the worst of the worse. Point.

And for all the others, if you didn't realize that OP was role playing, you might as well do a little chat danse:

:Chatdanse1:
 Quoting: ^àTOn^




I love you haha all of that is true.
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12/08/2012 12:19 AM
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Hey, little girl. There is no positive without negative. What are you hiding underneath your veil of innocence? pilot
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:21 AM
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Yeah that or monarch kitten programming like you said. Demon food either way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21160675


no... i am not programmed at all ...everything i do i do it on purpose
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:21 AM
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ooh just saw the flickr. kitten alert
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don't go to my flickr ..... my facebook is down here for a reason
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:22 AM
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It's like she's so deeply insecure that she needs to go and seek out abuse from strangers on the internet in order to justify the part of her mind that reflects her mother's hatred for her. She strikes me as BPD, perfect demon food.
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demon food? what do u mean?
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:22 AM
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Anyone know some trigger words? Maybe we can get her to go psycho on us!!! Dude that would be sweet.
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i am not programmed! i am a regular person.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:27 AM
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The truth is, that men are more fucked up than girls nowadays.

First, they spend their time watching porn and trying to find a fuck partner most of the time, after bragging how great they were "hitting that bitch" and

Second they complain not finding the right partner for life.

Third they bitch, that they don't find the mother marry, a women like their mother, caring and forgiving everything.

You guys, most of you, you are complete loosers, maybe with a big dick, but intellectual and spiritual loosers. And with loosers I mean a zero line.

And most of men are like that today.

And you AC, you are a muzzi, you combine the above with the utter conviction that you litteraly "own" your wife, that you in all your stupidness "knows" best what is for her.

You are the worst of the worse. Point.

And for all the others, if you didn't realize that OP was role playing, you might as well do a little chat danse:
:Chatdanse1:
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


So role playing in this way should receive positive feedback? Hmmmm not sure about that. I think OP knew exactly how the majority would respond. Some people like/need/want negative attention.

But let's have some humbleness already!
 Quoting: Sloane


come on when you see those pics you know shes into rollplaying. kitten time! :Chatdanse1:
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't see any pics! I guess her other thread about ugly people stuck with me. I've been hoping for something better from Barbie Chaos! I know she's got it! Come on girl bring us something from the heart hf
 Quoting: Sloane




You want me to post an honest thread ??? ... Everything that I said about being perfect and stuff comes from my heart .... I used the word perfect but i didn't mean PERFECT... i just meant that i am an excellent choice and that my bf is lucky.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:28 AM
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Well your dressed like a total slut in your pictures, so the boys might enjoy that. But that nothing to do with a perfect girl. A perfect girl would only dress that way for her guy.

Im sure your a nice girl, so tone it down a knotch, cause your coming off as a bit stuckup. Enjoy school,life, and everything else.
hf
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Thank you for being so nice :)
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 12:30 AM
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Hey, little girl. There is no positive without negative. What are you hiding underneath your veil of innocence? pilot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


well i said it ,... i like to annoy my bf... i don't really have another bad characteristic.
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Sloane

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12/08/2012 12:30 AM

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So role playing in this way should receive positive feedback? Hmmmm not sure about that. I think OP knew exactly how the majority would respond. Some people like/need/want negative attention.

But let's have some humbleness already!
 Quoting: Sloane


come on when you see those pics you know shes into rollplaying. kitten time! :Chatdanse1:
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't see any pics! I guess her other thread about ugly people stuck with me. I've been hoping for something better from Barbie Chaos! I know she's got it! Come on girl bring us something from the heart hf
 Quoting: Sloane




You want me to post an honest thread ??? ... Everything that I said about being perfect and stuff comes from my heart .... I used the word perfect but i didn't mean PERFECT... i just meant that i am an excellent choice and that my bf is lucky.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I think we might have a cultural/language barrier. I can see from that comment that you are feeling misunderstood. Know that I wish all good things for you!

eleflowers
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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12/08/2012 05:20 PM
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come on when you see those pics you know shes into rollplaying. kitten time! :Chatdanse1:
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't see any pics! I guess her other thread about ugly people stuck with me. I've been hoping for something better from Barbie Chaos! I know she's got it! Come on girl bring us something from the heart hf
 Quoting: Sloane




You want me to post an honest thread ??? ... Everything that I said about being perfect and stuff comes from my heart .... I used the word perfect but i didn't mean PERFECT... i just meant that i am an excellent choice and that my bf is lucky.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


I think we might have a cultural/language barrier. I can see from that comment that you are feeling misunderstood. Know that I wish all good things for you!

eleflowers
 Quoting: Sloane



Yes, I'm always misunderstood... that's why I have bad karma. mhm.
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Hey, little girl. There is no positive without negative. What are you hiding underneath your veil of innocence? pilot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


well i said it ,... i like to annoy my bf... i don't really have another bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


My wife is like that. May I say also that she is desirable in many ways.

That annoying aspect was cute for a while as gf/bf. It's gotten more than old after 15 years of marriage and a few hard feelings here and there.
Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Hey, little girl. There is no positive without negative. What are you hiding underneath your veil of innocence? pilot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


well i said it ,... i like to annoy my bf... i don't really have another bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


My wife is like that. May I say also that she is desirable in many ways.

That annoying aspect was cute for a while as gf/bf. It's gotten more than old after 15 years of marriage and a few hard feelings here and there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28008747


What aspect?
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Hellena Handbasket

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12/29/2012 03:12 AM

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wh
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Barbie,

I clicked on your flickr page. (!!!)
I wondered if your classmates have seen these photos. They would be shocked, I think.
Do your parents know about this???
Oh my.
Dear girl, this is not going to help help you if you want to be taken seriously.

Please, be careful.
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12/29/2012 03:23 AM
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Jesus was perfect. Your just an outstanding citizen.

Do you need a pat on the head? or a biscuit? What are your goals here?

Tell me.
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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Not everyone sees narcissism as a good thing.

What do you need with a boyfriend? Someone other than yourself to tell you how great you are?

You're in love with yourself, I'm surprised there's room in your life for anyone else.
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Yes.

You are perfect.

You were perfect before you became legs and ovaries.

You were perfect before you imagined you existed as a physical being.

The part of you that observes all your little dramas is REAL.

That is the only important thing.
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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wh
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Barbie,

I clicked on your flickr page. (!!!)
I wondered if your classmates have seen these photos. They would be shocked, I think.
Do your parents know about this???
Oh my.
Dear girl, this is not going to help help you if you want to be taken seriously.

Please, be careful.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


No one knows ... I've trying to privatize it .. I don't know how to do it
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Jesus was perfect. Your just an outstanding citizen.

Do you need a pat on the head? or a biscuit? What are your goals here?

Tell me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25053820


A biscuit would be nice :)
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Barbie Chaos (OP)

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Hello everyone... I've been thinking and I realized that I am perfect.

I mean a perfect choice ... perfect girlfriend, perfect friend, etc.


I am a very very nice, sweet, friendly person. I think that I am beautiful enough (I'm not that blonde girl). I don't say bad things about other people and I love to help... I love nature, and nature related things.... like camping, hiking, etc...

I am an excellent cook. I am very very intelligent. I am studying Industrial Biotechnology and I can speak three languages. (english, french and spanish) and I will learn a new one . I can play the piano, the guitar and I am learning violin.

The only bad characteristics that I have are that sometimes I am to vain and I like to argue (not loudly, but I do love to annoy my boyfriend) but I don't think that one is a really bad characteristic.
 Quoting: Barbie Chaos


Not everyone sees narcissism as a good thing.

What do you need with a boyfriend? Someone other than yourself to tell you how great you are?

You're in love with yourself, I'm surprised there's room in your life for anyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31033585


I was NOT being narcissistic. ....
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trolling nutjob
Barbara P. Strigoi (OP)

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trolling nutjob
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Eat a crumpet.

Drink some tea.
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cruisecruise
Hilarious
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I looked at your Flikr page.

What, are you like... 12?
Barbara P. Strigoi (OP)

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I looked at your Flikr page.

What, are you like... 12?
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


-_- i'm 20 ... i've said it like a million times.....
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Barbara P. Strigoi (OP)

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I looked at your Flikr page.

What, are you like... 12?
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


-_- i'm 20 ... i've said it like a million times.....
 Quoting: Barbara P. Strigoi


bTW...I privatized a lot of the Flickr photos because of clothes issues.
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Is E.T. your daddy? You look like a hybrid. No offense..lol
Barbara P. Strigoi (OP)

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Is E.T. your daddy? You look like a hybrid. No offense..lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17381377



Well... people say I look like:

- an alien
- a bird
- a wolf
- Samara (from The Ring)
- a toothpick
- a skeleton
- ETC
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MartianPrincess

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Sounds like your parents and your boyfriend don't pay enough attention to you? For a smart girl you sure spend a lot of time here looking for validation. If you're so perfect, why so insecure?


Finalement, tu as une grosse tête . Très, très grosse. Por favor come, nena, no se ve bien.
Occam's Razor, morans!
Barbara P. Strigoi (OP)

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Sounds like your parents and your boyfriend don't pay enough attention to you? For a smart girl you sure spend a lot of time here looking for validation. If you're so perfect, why so insecure?


Finalement, tu as une grosse tête . Très, très grosse. Por favor come, nena, no se ve bien.
 Quoting: MartianPrincess


Well, my boyfriend does but since he won't come back till january 15th I need to have some fun ... Honestly, this thread was made to increase my red karma.

But I want green now.

Hahahahahahhaha oui, je sais XD Je pense que c'est parce que je suis trop maigre... mais j'ai vu une femme avec une tête comme la mienne ... Lily Cole.

Mis padres me dicen lo mismo (que coma) y yo como pero no logro subir unas libras...
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