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What is the manliness way to die ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/06/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: What is the manliness way to die ?
You lookin' for a manly way to die?

Here's how to die like a man:

1.) Construct a noose out of cheese wire.

2.) Stand on a chair with your head in the noose

3.) Apply superglue to hands, place hands on sides of head, wait for glue to dry

4.) Jump!

If you did it right, it will appear as if you died by ripping off your own head in anger, the manliest way to die ever.
LastChance (OP)
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12/06/2012 01:22 AM
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Re: What is the manliness way to die ?
Do you get what i mean with the living fire breathing, thundering metaphor Godzilla ?


Think about it. : )


Good nite all LOL
Anonymous Coward
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12/06/2012 01:36 AM
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douche taster
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12/06/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: What is the manliness way to die ?
Id have to say...Having 20 of the most beautiful women in the world licking and sucking you...then just when you cum...they all give you a super hickey... butt hole-cock-balls-each toe-neck-EVERYWHERE they can all crowd in and suck you as hard as they can while your cuming ....go into shock from hicky -trauma...and die with a hicafied stiffy...
douche taster
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12/06/2012 01:49 AM
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Or...butt fucking your woman while she masturbates with a stick of dynamite...and tell her...I'm going to cum!!! (this being your prearranged agreed time to light the wick)...if timed just right...you both explode at the same time...BOOM!!
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12/06/2012 01:52 AM
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Re: What is the manliness way to die ?
Standing on top of an M1 Abrams tank manning the M2 .50 cal, blazing away at a sky full of Hind attack helicopters while soviet armor rolls like a wave over the horizon while screaming "WOLVERIIIIIIINNNNNEEEESSSS!!!!!!"

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