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OMFG i hate my wife right now

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2012 11:59 PM
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OMFG i hate my wife right now
she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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12/06/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
MAKE HER PUT THE CD BACK TOGETHER
Travis Bickle
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12/06/2012 12:03 AM

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What a Bitch!

Tell her to take it back and get one with an MP3 player!

(CD's are so 1995)
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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12/06/2012 12:09 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
true travis, but i'm a prepper so i thought my best old cd's would be safe..i just can't win this argument, she is now saying she never mentioned cd player gahscream
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12/06/2012 12:21 AM

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true travis, but i'm a prepper so i thought my best old cd's would be safe..i just can't win this argument, she is now saying she never mentioned cd player gahscream
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Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 12/06/2012 12:36 AM
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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Your wife married a retard.

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12/06/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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Your wife married a retard.

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12/06/2012 12:58 AM
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LOLZ
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12/06/2012 01:00 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss, but that's hilarious. Whoever heard of a cd player combined with a paper shredder? Silly!
BULLY! BULLY!

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she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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Just now? Fucking newlywed lmao!!!!
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12/06/2012 01:01 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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Your wife married a retard.

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exactly.
lol
op, how stupid could you get?!
you will ever win an argument, ever, with anyone.
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12/06/2012 01:02 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss, but that's hilarious. Whoever heard of a cd player combined with a paper shredder? Silly!
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Exactly!
Your wife is awesome.
I don't care about any of you!
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12/06/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
don't go all javon
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12/06/2012 01:13 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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Your wife married a retard.

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^this
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12/06/2012 01:15 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss, but that's hilarious. Whoever heard of a cd player combined with a paper shredder? Silly!
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


i know i'm a douche, i never asked for a cd player in a shredder but when i saw the picture on the box with a cd half inserted. It even has reverse and forward conveniently behind the cd insert.
CrimsonButterfly

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12/06/2012 01:21 AM
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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12/06/2012 01:25 AM
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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I know what she bought because I own one!

It's a paper shredder that has an extra slot for shredding data cd's.
He must be a moron for sticking one in there thinking it would play, LOLOLOLOL!
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12/06/2012 01:30 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
Good place for the foo fighters
CrimsonButterfly

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12/06/2012 01:32 AM
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Awwww, poor OP! I can see now how that would be confusing.
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12/06/2012 01:32 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
She obviously bought the model that presses neck ties.

Put on your tie and go try it out.
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12/06/2012 01:39 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
Time to retaliate !!!
Tell her that hensforth you shall never stop and ask directions.
Also you demand "I'm sorry sex" or the toilet seat will alwase be in the up positoin {they hate that} lolsign
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12/06/2012 01:39 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
she just purchased a paper shredder and told me it had a cd player swell, so i think cool lemme whack on my fav Foo's and it FUCKING ATE THE CD ffs
pennywise
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You're the reason lawyers give instructions not to lick a hot iron.
Kick

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12/06/2012 01:42 AM
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Gotta give OP a break. It's almost too cute to be mean about.
I don't care about any of you!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
sok i know i'm a twit, just got excited about getting rid of all my bills and didn't give a second thought when i mentioned a cd player and she "apparently didn't hear"
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12/06/2012 02:03 AM
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Re: OMFG i hate my wife right now
fuckinkg hilarious
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12/06/2012 02:36 AM
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Riiiiiiight,it's your wife's fault you're stoopid. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh. cruise
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12/06/2012 02:39 AM
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Ummm. i think it was a fancy shredder that eats compact disks as well as paper. and my prepper form of music is vinyl.
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12/06/2012 02:44 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss, but that's hilarious. Whoever heard of a cd player combined with a paper shredder? Silly!
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


i know i'm a douche, i never asked for a cd player in a shredder but when i saw the picture on the box with a cd half inserted. It even has reverse and forward conveniently behind the cd insert.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29085645


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​
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12/06/2012 04:17 AM
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^^perverted GENIUS mind you have pigchef
A t H e } s t ???

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12/06/2012 04:19 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss, but that's hilarious. Whoever heard of a cd player combined with a paper shredder? Silly!
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


i know i'm a douche, i never asked for a cd player in a shredder but when i saw the picture on the box with a cd half inserted. It even has reverse and forward conveniently behind the cd insert.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29085645


laughlaugh::laugh:laughlaughlaugh:
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12/06/2012 04:25 AM
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here op hugs

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