Onion is in the wrong place!

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

Tell me what this tastes like...

I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Tell me what this tastes like...

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca

PS:
I Stole this from another member.... ;)

Tell me what this tastes like...

“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca

PS:
I Stole this from another member.... ;)

Tell me what this tastes like...

I have imaginary friends.

Tell me what this tastes like...

The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.

Tell me what this tastes like...

Tell me what this tastes like...

Tell me what this tastes like...

The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.

In the end it doesn't even matter...

In the end it doesn't even matter...

One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy