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For instance, I figured out that 'old age' (or as I like to call it, the dying process; this is science) was really just a form of cancer. I figured out why. I figured out x. I figured out everything.
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12/06/2012 12:30 AM
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This is a pretty good poem.
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12/06/2012 12:31 AM
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For instance,
I figured out that 'old age'
(or as I like to call it,
the dying process

;

this is science)

was really just a form of cancer. I figured out why. I figured out x. I figured out everything.
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12/06/2012 12:37 AM
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I fancy myself a poet, but a poem was not my intention. Thanks anyways.

You are what you eat; (if you) eat (mcdonald's) shit (you will) die. Life is simple. Now 10 apples a day...
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12/06/2012 12:48 AM
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Test first and prove that you're correct. It's easy to figure out things in a story that you control.

I know, I do it all the time, for a living.

But reality doesn't always form to the superior mind, so test and make certain that you aren't trying to force the universe to your will.
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12/06/2012 12:52 AM
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12/06/2012 12:53 AM
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Oh don't worry, I'll work miracles.
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12/06/2012 12:59 AM
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Sigh. So senescence is cancer? Then why don't cannabinoid receptor agonists have any effect on it? Yet opioid agonists do appear to slow aging. If only very very slightly. No effect on cancer tho'.
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12/06/2012 01:08 AM
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Ya gotta eat it like you would yer veggies.
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12/06/2012 01:13 AM
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No you don't. Are you aware of how cannabis is metabolized? Smoking delivers much more potently; eat it and THC remains in an inactive configuration and is digested like other unsaturated fats. Furthermore, the synthetic CBR full-agonists are considerably more effective as anticancer agents than good ol delta 9.
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Go eat some lightly steamed danks and tell me it isn't more efficient.
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12/06/2012 01:15 AM
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It's not just about the medicine(THC), it's the perfect food providing everything the human body needs to survive.
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12/06/2012 01:16 AM
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No you are dumb. The gospel of weed is that you are very very dumb. But that's good.
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12/06/2012 01:25 AM
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No no... it is about the THC. Biological aging can be mapped scientifically down to the level of the cell. CBR agonists reactivate cellular autolysis/programmed death in cancer cells. "Cancer" grows in the human body because it became capable of avoiding programmed death. Cancer is practically the opposite of aging.
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12/06/2012 01:26 AM
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It's mostly the medicine, but it's a great food.
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12/06/2012 01:27 AM
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Fine, eat some HASH goods.
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12/06/2012 01:38 AM
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Meh. Too lazy to make hash. It is a fine suggestion tho'.

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