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The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos

 
Anonymous Coward
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The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
You see, thanks to dildos, women don't need the male penis for sexual release. And since they don't need the male penis for sexual release, all the power on a societal level shifts from men to women, thus upsetting the delicate natural order of things and spiralling the world into chaos.

Yes folks, the reason for chaos is simple. It's dildos. And now you know.

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12/06/2012 12:52 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
I was going to say liberalism, but you may be onto something.
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12/06/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
you gotta realize that the world is full of dildo,s and they walk on 2 legs5a
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12/06/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
you gotta realize that the world is full of dildo,s and they walk on 2 legs5a
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Your refering to tools.

Yes, men become tools because they must conform to the accustomed sexual habits of women who are used to using dildos if they want to get laid.
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
Especially the ones that vibrate.
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12/06/2012 01:07 AM

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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
Silly men! LOLOL
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
Dildos went to Parliament, they prefer make political love, not the physical one.
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
In 1980s and 1990s we did not have sexual culture, but it was only one part of life. Now in 2000s it seems that the only meaning for life is having sex.
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
Novel. I think the reason the world is in a mess is because people fail to take their oaths seriously.
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12/06/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
So many fucking hardcore lesbians on this forums angryface
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12/06/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
GYPSY DILDO PUNKS
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12/06/2012 08:21 AM
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Re: The reason the world is in a mess can be summed up in one word: dildos
You may be on to something OP. But lets not take it lying down. All the fellas out there, go & buy yourself a "Fan in a Can" & then we wont need those bitches anyway

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