what is your pet peeve? list it, rant away!

A girl shouldnt have to douche, actually heard that that will just make you smell worse down there since youre washing the good bacteria away.

Comments like these are pretty high on my list.

Listen up, a lot of men may be happy to sleep/get in a relationship with someone they don't fancy, but for most women you have to actually BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE to get with them.

IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

Lol the one with the bad wheel? Seems that I always end up getting that one when I go to get a cart.

We're actually one of the ones with the stupid, huge, obnoxious suv's lol.

Or suv actually.

The hot blonde in my cardio strength class that has to wiggle her ass and stretch it out as far as she can with every single exercise then push her breasts out as far as they can go with every single exercise. NONE OF THE OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING THAT, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE CLASS, AND I'M FOCUSING ON MY EXERCISES SO I DON'T PITCH A TENT, STOP!

And speaking of suv, the fact that they have to be so cramped on the inside despite being so huge on the outside and have hard as a rock uncomfortable seats that make a road trip not fun. I want our mini van back

fix your mopeds muffler slacker!

"And they keep fixing the damn thing."
Lol but closing your blinds and putting curtains over them might solve the problem.

When people I know leave messages on my answering machine.. I Have caller ID ,, I see that its you.. I see what time your called.. I know your trying to get ahold of me.. I know you want me to call you back when I can.. Stop eating my minutes on my bill and eating my minutes in life,,

Here's some humor from the man himself! George Carlin!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".?Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Here's more Carlin on things he hates.

[link to vimeo.com]

This is a good one.
Or calling on the a persons cell and the msg might as well be as long as the Gettysberg Address. For godsake all you have to say is "leave a msg".

Another one for me is seein a couple in a restaurant and all they can do is play with their iphone or whatever they are called.

Oh cool, I learnt something!
Can I change my answer to pompous twits who have no sense of humour?

When the shower is left on, and you go to draw a bath.

When I throw out my hip at Twerking class.

Selfishness. All other pet peeves can be reduced to selfishness and I can prove it.

When you go out to dinner with a bunch of people, and instead of just dividing the bill up equally, regardless of who ordered what, somebody says they didn't drink wine or whatever and wants to pay less.

Cheap!!! And I'm not talking about people who can't afford it, that's different.

Lazy people...I have absolutely no use for them.

People who shit in urinals.

Haha
Upper deckers

Extremely selfish of you to not tell us but instead leave it on a hooked 'statement'.

: P

my pet peeve is selfish, greedy, takers who will do anything to get what they want from people.

The world would be a more harmonic place if others would pick up after themselves and leave things the way they found them.

It isn't brain surgery, it is taking care of your own shit!

Very good advice.

Humans.
Dumb beyond belief,treacherous,ugly, rant rave.....ad nauseam.
Honestly.

Vanity plates on expensive cars

That they always have 3 good flavors and one shitty flavor in variety packs. No one wants the shitty flavor. FUCK OFF with the shitty flavor!

Pet peeve = minor annoyance

Your peeve = major annoyance




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