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what is your pet peeve? list it, rant away!

 
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12/06/2012 04:12 PM
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Mine is slow drivers on the highway. Whats yours? Perhaps yours is posts on pet peeves? Hmmmm?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25998001


And what about Women/Girls who don't clean themselves properly and douche often!!

That's a real pet peeve!

rant
 Quoting: Future Viewer


A girl shouldnt have to douche, actually heard that that will just make you smell worse down there since youre washing the good bacteria away.
ming

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12/06/2012 04:12 PM
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The "friend zone." And all the sugar coated comments that go with it..

"..You're a great friend, but...."
"..Oh, dont be sad, you're such an amazing person, but.."
"..Awe, Im flattered by that, but...."

Just fucking come out with it.. "You're cool and all, but Im just too good to date you.. I want all the benefits of you as a significant other, but Im not willing to reciprocate."

I hate the games and all the shit that goes with relationships.. No wonder Monks are celibate..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17552394


Comments like these are pretty high on my list.

Listen up, a lot of men may be happy to sleep/get in a relationship with someone they don't fancy, but for most women you have to actually BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE to get with them.

IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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12/06/2012 04:15 PM
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The fucking asshole cart at the grocery store.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16702446


Lol the one with the bad wheel? Seems that I always end up getting that one when I go to get a cart.
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12/06/2012 04:19 PM
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Outdoor restaurants that don't allow me to bring my little dog.

Oh! and those stupid huge, incredibly obnoxious SUV's that park on either side of me in the parking lot.

886
 Quoting: Goodseed


We're actually one of the ones with the stupid, huge, obnoxious suv's lol.
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12/06/2012 04:20 PM
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Or suv actually.
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12/06/2012 04:21 PM
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The hot blonde in my cardio strength class that has to wiggle her ass and stretch it out as far as she can with every single exercise then push her breasts out as far as they can go with every single exercise. NONE OF THE OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING THAT, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE CLASS, AND I'M FOCUSING ON MY EXERCISES SO I DON'T PITCH A TENT, STOP!
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12/06/2012 04:22 PM
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And speaking of suv, the fact that they have to be so cramped on the inside despite being so huge on the outside and have hard as a rock uncomfortable seats that make a road trip not fun. I want our mini van back 1dunno1
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12/06/2012 04:24 PM
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loud motorcycles that faggots ride!

whats the point?

youre not impressing anyone

usually, non trashy people get their mufflers fixed so they dont rumble like it just fell off because the duct tape wore off
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cowards behind keyboards
 Quoting: TheCartel


fix your mopeds muffler slacker!
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12/06/2012 04:36 PM
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I hate the wind when I am trying to light a cigarette, joint, or bowl while outside.

and I hate the damn streetlight outside my bedroom window that keeps me up at night. I've shot that damn thing out about one hundred times and they keep fixing the damn thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


"And they keep fixing the damn thing."
Lol but closing your blinds and putting curtains over them might solve the problem.
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12/06/2012 04:40 PM
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When people I know leave messages on my answering machine.. I Have caller ID ,, I see that its you.. I see what time your called.. I know your trying to get ahold of me.. I know you want me to call you back when I can.. Stop eating my minutes on my bill and eating my minutes in life,,
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12/06/2012 04:43 PM
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Here's some humor from the man himself! George Carlin!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".?Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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12/06/2012 04:52 PM
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Here's more Carlin on things he hates.

[link to vimeo.com]
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12/06/2012 04:57 PM
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The hot blonde in my cardio strength class that has to wiggle her ass and stretch it out as far as she can with every single exercise then push her breasts out as far as they can go with every single exercise. NONE OF THE OTHER WOMEN ARE DOING THAT, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE CLASS, AND I'M FOCUSING ON MY EXERCISES SO I DON'T PITCH A TENT, STOP!
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


1rof1
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When people I know leave messages on my answering machine.. I Have caller ID ,, I see that its you.. I see what time your called.. I know your trying to get ahold of me.. I know you want me to call you back when I can.. Stop eating my minutes on my bill and eating my minutes in life,,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19716744


This is a good one.
Or calling on the a persons cell and the msg might as well be as long as the Gettysberg Address. For godsake all you have to say is "leave a msg".

Another one for me is seein a couple in a restaurant and all they can do is play with their iphone or whatever they are called.

dcomp
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12/06/2012 06:34 PM
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My pet peeve is grammar nazi's. Ruining a perfectly good thread just so they can feel intellectually superior. But then again, half the time they make mistakes in the same post as their corrections, so most of the time it just ends in hilare!
 Quoting: CrimsonButterfly


It's "nazis", not "nazi's". "Nazi's" shows possession and in this case is not applicable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150324


Oh cool, I learnt something!
Can I change my answer to pompous twits who have no sense of humour?
SPIRAL COBRA

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12/06/2012 06:42 PM
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When the shower is left on, and you go to draw a bath.

ang111111
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." William Gibson
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When I throw out my hip at Twerking class.

angryface
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Selfishness. All other pet peeves can be reduced to selfishness and I can prove it.
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When you go out to dinner with a bunch of people, and instead of just dividing the bill up equally, regardless of who ordered what, somebody says they didn't drink wine or whatever and wants to pay less.

Cheap!!! And I'm not talking about people who can't afford it, that's different.
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Lazy people...I have absolutely no use for them.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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12/06/2012 07:10 PM
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People who shit in urinals.
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12/06/2012 08:16 PM

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People who shit in urinals.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Haha
Upper deckers
Spittin'Cesium

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Selfishness. All other pet peeves can be reduced to selfishness and I can prove it.
 Quoting: Evil Cretin


Extremely selfish of you to not tell us but instead leave it on a hooked 'statement'.

: P
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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12/06/2012 08:53 PM
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my pet peeve is selfish, greedy, takers who will do anything to get what they want from people.
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12/06/2012 08:54 PM

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The world would be a more harmonic place if others would pick up after themselves and leave things the way they found them.

It isn't brain surgery, it is taking care of your own shit!
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12/06/2012 09:29 PM

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The world would be a more harmonic place if others would pick up after themselves and leave things the way they found them.

It isn't brain surgery, it is taking care of your own shit!
 Quoting: RealmLady50


Very good advice.

hf
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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12/06/2012 09:37 PM
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Humans.
Dumb beyond belief,treacherous,ugly, rant rave.....ad nauseam.
Honestly.
Pyractomena borealis

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Vanity plates on expensive cars
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil

The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
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12/06/2012 09:41 PM
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That they always have 3 good flavors and one shitty flavor in variety packs. No one wants the shitty flavor. FUCK OFF with the shitty flavor!
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my pet peeve is selfish, greedy, takers who will do anything to get what they want from people.
 Quoting: Salt


Pet peeve = minor annoyance

Your peeve = major annoyance


hf

Last Edited by Pyractomena borealis on 12/06/2012 09:41 PM
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil

The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton

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