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Bibletards please stop post this kind of nonsense

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So bibletards should be denied free speech in Sweden?

Should we be quoting Quran instead?
Seek FIRST the Kingdom of YHWH and His knowledge of Good and Bad (righteousness) , for He says "My ways are not thy ways"
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
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I'm still not afraid of your jesus.
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Powerful site OP, thanks.
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


I'm still not afraid of your jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


And he said with a loud voice, “Fear God and give him glory, because the hour of his judgment has come, and worship him who made heaven and earth, the sea and the springs of water.” (Revelation 14:7)

Jesus DIED for you. He loves you..please, don't say something like that. Seek the Lord.
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


I'm still not afraid of your jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


And he said with a loud voice, “Fear God and give him glory, because the hour of his judgment has come, and worship him who made heaven and earth, the sea and the springs of water.” (Revelation 14:7)

Jesus DIED for you. He loves you..please, don't say something like that. Seek the Lord.
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jesus commited suicide..just like people commit suicide by cops pick
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Bibletards please stop post this kind of nonsense

bsflag
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So bibletards should be denied free speech in Sweden?

Should we be quoting Quran instead?
 Quoting: Taruwah


Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” -Jesus (Matthew 11:28-30)

Seek Jesus...He is alive. Jesus Christ loves you...
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Demons are real. Jesus is alive. Listen to this

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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


Your a fool...
What's worse? Your to stupid to know how stupid you are.
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


Your a fool...
What's worse? Your to stupid to know how stupid you are.
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your to stupid to right and spell proper.
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29195459


Your a fool...
What's worse? Your to stupid to know how stupid you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19980561


Matt 6:11-13
And lo Jesus came from the garden and said to the free people of the world "Boy you so fuckin dumb, yo gonna burn in hell forever, i gonna whip out yo eyes and shove them up your ass. Thats the way i roll. Peace and love shit heads" And lo the people loved Jesus because he was very loving and full of peace.
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OP stop perverting the gospel and spreading the HERESY of Lord ship Salvation.

Galatians 5:4, "Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace".

The verse is self-explanatory. If a person is trying to justify themselves by keeping the law, then they have turned away from being saved through God’s grace, through faith in Christ alone. God brought salvation to mankind by His grace in sending Jesus Christ to pay for our sins. (Titus 1:11).
Salvation is offered as a free gift to anyone who will receive it by faith in Jesus Christ, believing that He died and rose again in payment for their sin.

Ephesians 2:8,9 states very plainly, "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast." Galatians 5:4 does not teach that you lose your salvation; but, rather, that you do not have salvation when you turn, or "fall away", from God’s offer of grace and try to justify yourself by good works.

"He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." (John 3:36). I'm not saying you should live a life of sin, and yes being genuinely saved does produce fruits, but it doesn't dictate whether you're saved or not. Jesus Christ does ALL the saving. Did not KIng David sin? Peter deny Jesus 3 times? Are you saying if he died that night in his sin he would have went to hell and wasn't saved to begin with? Are you saying you're holy and without sin? Self-righteous Lord Ship salvation HERESY. No amount of good works will ever save us (Isaiah 64:6) and no amount of good works will ever keep us saved; since we were not saved by good works to begin with.

(Titus 3:5). I John 1:8 (addressing Christians) says, "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.


Salvation is a FREE gift, paid In FULL by the blood of Jesus Christ and resurrection. Why pervert the Gospel??

In Romans 11:6 we are told...
"And if by works, then is it no more grace, otherwise work is no more work."

In other words if eternal life is by grace; it is by grace
alone. If it is by good works, then it is by good works 100%
and not one bit of God's grace is involved. Salvation is either
100% by grace or entirely by works, not a mixture of the two,no matter how little of each we try to add. If we take the Word of God as our Authority, the answer becomes clear. Works = Rewards, not salvation. If you want to bring up scriptures about Faith without works is dead, etc, I invite you to read this incredible book by Dr. Max D. Younce. It will explain everything, which seems is something you need preaching the Heresy of lordship salvation.

[link to www.heritagebbc.com]

"For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God,
and it was counted unto him for righteousness."
This is a direct quote from Genesis 15:6.

This is when Abraham was saved by faith without works. This was
Abraham's justification in GOD'S EYES for salvation. God
does not need works to know we are saved, but man does.
Now, notice again in

James 2:17, "Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone."

James continues and illustrates this point by using Abraham as an example,"But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without
works is dead? Was not Abraham our father justified by
works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?"
James refers here to a different time in Abraham's life,
many years after he was saved. This record is found in
Genesis 22. This is justification in MAN'S EYES. If we say
we are Christians and our way of living does not back it up,
then no one will believe our testimony. We must have good
works to substantiate our faith; or, our testimony will be dead and lifeless as far as anyone believing what we say. When we
claim to be a Christian, our lives are always watched by
someone.


Matthew 7:21-23 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them , I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Notice the people here were depending on their own self righteousness, and didn't believe Jesus Christ as their savior. What is the will of the father? John 6:40 40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. hf
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Thanks for your post Syn. I am leery of the tendency of searching through the NT with the dubious goal of justification of making sin acceptable. I agree that we have to focus on grace in our faith to Christ, please make repentance part of your message today. I believe we have little power in ourselves, but all power through Christ. Please refrain from the dangerous tendency to use Paul as a method to cling to sin. In Romans Paul takes the group through small steps teaching them one step at a time that once we are saved we will be dead to sin. We won't even want to sin as we adhere to Christ's teachings through our love for Him. I liked the website. It is exhortation at its best. If you recall, Paul also said in Romans that exhortation is a part of the faithful journey. If you proclaim little else, please proclaim this:

"----Matthew Chapter 28----
18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: 20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen."

Peace and Love to you.
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We all need a wakeup call and this is it.
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We all need a wakeup call and this is it.
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May we all seek Jesus. Amen. Jesus bless you.
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Daniel 12:2 "Many of those who sleep in the dust of the ground will awake, these to everlasting life, but the others to disgrace and everlasting contempt.

22Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ 23Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ Matthew 7
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You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder! (James 2:19)

Are demons saved?
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Saved from what?
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"We don't believe in "easy believism." We believe that faith and repentance are two sides of the same coin. You can't truly have one without the other. We believe that it is only a working faith, a holy/obedient faith and a repentant faith that saves a sinner from their sins, the wrath of God and from Hell. Any other kind of faith is a dead, non-working faith that will only send people to Hell in the end. Without holiness, no man will see the Lord (Matthew 3:8, Acts 26:20, Romans 6:1-23, Titus 2:11-14, Hebrews 12:14, James 2:17-26).

* We believe that Christians don't have to sin, have the power over sin and are commanded not to sin by a Holy God. A Christian can live a life of complete obedience to God, every moment of everyday. This is commonly called "Christian Perfection", "Biblical Perfection" or "Sinless Perfection". Christians still have the ability to sin, since they will always have free will, but it should be few and far between. It should never be a matter of "when" a Christian sins but "if" a Christian sins. A Christian definitely shouldn't be sinning daily. Sin should be the exception in the Christian's life, not the rule. We can do all things through Christ, who strengthens us. If we walk according to the Spirit, we will not fulfill the lusts of the flesh. If we abide in Christ, we will not sin. If a Christian really loves God, they will obey Him. God's commandments are NOT a burden to keep. When God commands us to do something, He gives us the ability to be obedient. IF a Christian sins, they have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the Righteous One (Matthew 5:48, John 5:14; 8:11, John 14:21, 1 Corinthians 10:13, Philippians 4:13; 1 John 2:1, 1 John 2:3-6, 1 John 5:3-4, Galatians 5:16, 1 John 3:6)."
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25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life[a]?

28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

(Matthew 6:25-34)
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I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your Jesus dance
I'm not afraid of your bible dance I'm not afraid of your god dance

Your bible hates me dance Your Jesus hates me dance
Your god hates me dance You really hate me dance

who got the hate dance who got the hate dance
not me dance not me dance

You got the hate dance you got the hate dance
you got the hate dance you got the hate dance
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holy shit!lmao that was fucking creative Goofy Thum
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Ha just what I was going to post. It is a great post and very creative. chuckle
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Hell is real. Please do not go there. Come to Jesus. Repent and trust in Christ today.


Let me know if you have any questions. Jesus changed my life. Jesus is alive!
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"We don't believe in "easy believism." We believe that faith and repentance are two sides of the same coin. You can't truly have one without the other. We believe that it is only a working faith, a holy/obedient faith and a repentant faith that saves a sinner from their sins, the wrath of God and from Hell. Any other kind of faith is a dead, non-working faith that will only send people to Hell in the end. Without holiness, no man will see the Lord (Matthew 3:8, Acts 26:20, Romans 6:1-23, Titus 2:11-14, Hebrews 12:14, James 2:17-26).

* We believe that Christians don't have to sin, have the power over sin and are commanded not to sin by a Holy God. A Christian can live a life of complete obedience to God, every moment of everyday. This is commonly called "Christian Perfection", "Biblical Perfection" or "Sinless Perfection". Christians still have the ability to sin, since they will always have free will, but it should be few and far between. It should never be a matter of "when" a Christian sins but "if" a Christian sins. A Christian definitely shouldn't be sinning daily. Sin should be the exception in the Christian's life, not the rule. We can do all things through Christ, who strengthens us. If we walk according to the Spirit, we will not fulfill the lusts of the flesh. If we abide in Christ, we will not sin. If a Christian really loves God, they will obey Him. God's commandments are NOT a burden to keep. When God commands us to do something, He gives us the ability to be obedient. IF a Christian sins, they have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the Righteous One (Matthew 5:48, John 5:14; 8:11, John 14:21, 1 Corinthians 10:13, Philippians 4:13; 1 John 2:1, 1 John 2:3-6, 1 John 5:3-4, Galatians 5:16, 1 John 3:6)."
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You believe rightly.hf
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&#8206;1Co_9:14 Even so hath the Lord ordained that they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel.
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"* We believe that true Christians have the ability to backslide, depart from the faith, be cut off and/or fall away (this is commonly called "losing your salvation") because they still have "free will" given to them by God. A Christian doesn't have "eternal life" eternally until they step into eternity. Christians are on "probation" or a testing period while still on earth (Ezekiel 33:12-20, Matthew 24:48-51, Matthew 25:1-13, Romans 11:20-23, 1 Corinthians 10:5-13, Hebrews 3:6-4:1, James 5:19-20, 1 Timothy 4:1-2). "
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who “will render to each one according to his deeds”:[a] 7 eternal life to those who by patient continuance in doing good seek for glory, honor, and immortality; (Romans 2:6-7)
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Powerful site OP, thanks.
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