I can't stand listening to Williams..His interviews with the one who shall not be named were the worst! 30 minutes of buildup and 5 minutes of some shyt I already knew.


I'm about to tell you the biggest news EVER!! But let me tell you first how great Alex is. Folks..Alex is great! Listen to what he says. He knows what he's talking about! In 2 minutes I'm going to release the biggest secret of the elite, but first let me suck on Alex's balls some more. [2 minutes later] after this commercial break, I'm going to tell you this big secret...folks, you are not going to believe what the elite have in store for you. [Back from commercial break] Okay folks, are you ready to hear the biggest secret of the elite??? Folks...Alex is such an amazing person, you really do need to listen to EVERYTHING he says...but let me tell you what the elite have in store for you...are you ready to have your mind blown? Are you ready to hear the most exciting news ever?? The elite, ladies and gentlemen......they're going to...oh man I can't even believe what they are about to do...are you ready?? [Commercial]