Looking for a Xmass gift for that special fat fuck in your life?!?

Oh man! lol

does it come in a douche?

Heeeyyyyyy, maybe i could get laid if i rubbed some cheeto's and bacon on myself.

Why does one have to be a fat fuck to love the smell of pizza? LOL!

Almost as good as pork rind-flavored chapstick.

"Yeast Seduction" Unbelievable!

"Clamydiot", because she cares.

Trust me, im a fat fuck and i care exponentially more for the odiveriously heaven of the smell of pizza more than anyone thats not as fucking fat as me.

quite posssibly the funniest comment ever.

break me off a piece of that pie. I didn't ask for anchovies.

Ha ha ha ha!!!! OMG, that's too funny!

Oh, there's more... You need the right tune on Christmas Eve...

Twinkies.

Oh wait..

I thought for sure it was a turducken ..

Pretty gross .. pizza hut tastes like crape .. sure it smells the same .. I read an article in a women's magazine once that said men were attracted to women who smell like food .. to pick up guys, to cook a meal and go out stinking ..

its not just for fat fucks anymore, that stoner chick down the hall follows me home when I wear my Pizza Hut cologne! (wink)

This is almost as stoopid as something that TTown Girl would post...

Yep. This is the best EVAR!

Kendra Krincklesac has it on her list.