What must it be like to have a dog's consciousness?

fucking cat, it's a fucking cat! LOOK ! it's a fucking cat! fuckers! why is NO-ONE fucking listening to me? BASTARDS!

Feed me, aw, go on, feed me, go on, aw, I'll lick your face, and everything else. especially if you put butter on it!

CAT! There's that fucking cat again! AAARGH! listen to me you twats!

mmm, there's that bitch from across the road again. I think i'll go shove my nose RIGHT up her arse! she likes that!

DOG!!! It's another dog!! DOG!! and a fucking postman! what the fuck? Am I the only one who can see this shit happening? FUCK!!!

Be just like being a Democrat