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OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF

 
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OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Told my wife and she thinks it's strange. The worst part is it wasn't like the teenage wd when you remembered doing the deed in your dream and then woke up. I have no memory of it so I felt just odd waking up and noticing it! Normal or no? I felt gross to be honest! 1dunno1
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
think that's completely normal
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Try sleeping without a cucumber in your butt.
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12/06/2012 04:09 PM
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Maybe you had a big boil filled with puss under your nuts and it finally popped...
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12/06/2012 04:11 PM
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
that'a boy! we always knew you had it in you!
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Told my wife and she thinks it's strange. The worst part is it wasn't like the teenage wd when you remembered doing the deed in your dream and then woke up. I have no memory of it so I felt just odd waking up and noticing it! Normal or no? I felt gross to be honest! 1dunno1
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I'm 37 and I had one about a year ago. Kind of freaked me out too, but I could remember banging the chick in the dream when I woke up. Didn't tell the wife, I just hopped in the shower real quick.
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12/06/2012 04:14 PM
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Sounds like somebody isn't get enough "attention". Your wife is going to be thinking about this all day. Good luck tonight, it's gonna get rough.
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12/06/2012 04:19 PM
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Dont sweat it, it's nature's way of throwing out the old butt butter and making a new batch Goofy Thum
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Congrats man. That means you're quite healthy, especially if you had it when you are sexually active.
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12/06/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Your not getting enough.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
The wife put out the night before so don't think that's it and she is getting over it. Mainly she just makes fun of it so it's all good. I just hope it's not a joke when she has a couple glasses of wine with friends! tounge
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
37 yrs old too n I've just had my 1st wet dream in years last night!!! Thought I'd wet the bed to start with!!! Woke me up pumping so much cum out 👍 felt good tho
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
It happens man. Get over it.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Told my wife and she thinks it's strange. The worst part is it wasn't like the teenage wd when you remembered doing the deed in your dream and then woke up. I have no memory of it so I felt just odd waking up and noticing it! Normal or no? I felt gross to be honest! 1dunno1
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You're imaginary wife? No, not normal.

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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Same happened to me, im 41, except some blood came out of my dick hole.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
The wife put out the night before so don't think that's it and she is getting over it. Mainly she just makes fun of it so it's all good. I just hope it's not a joke when she has a couple glasses of wine with friends! tounge
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Maybe your wife isn't doing it for you anymore.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Try sleeping without a cucumber in your butt.
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or sleep with a cucumber in your butt more often
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Aye fellows I be having wet dreams offen...I think it's do to not having enough sex feel good though!!
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Could be witches and or demons attacking.

Incubus / Sucibus ... I forget. One for women, one for men.

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Look up Prpohetic Mantel (like it is spelt here) on YTube and watch the witch videos there.

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Your balls were full
you need to unmoran your brian

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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Sorry... Prophetic Mantel is the official YTube name.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
there was no dream
bill cosby was at your house last night
he ">CoSBieD<" both you & your wife
no memory
just the left over CoSbY Jizz
all over you
& in your wifes hair & mouth
1dunno1
deal with it
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Midlife crisis!
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Aww you're becoming a grown up now
You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, I never saved anything for the swim back.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Told my wife and she thinks it's strange. The worst part is it wasn't like the teenage wd when you remembered doing the deed in your dream and then woke up. I have no memory of it so I felt just odd waking up and noticing it! Normal or no? I felt gross to be honest! 1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29017518


I'm 37 and I had one about a year ago. Kind of freaked me out too, but I could remember banging the chick in the dream when I woke up. Didn't tell the wife, I just hopped in the shower real quick.
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I had a dry dream about the red-headed wendy's chick...turns out I didn't think she would sign the pre-nup. Horrible dream.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
You're being haunted by a succubus friend.
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
maybe you accidentally slept walked to your computer and furiously jacked it to the tranny porn you love so much?
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Try sleeping without a cucumber in your butt.
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Yeah....worked for Brief
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Your old lady ain't giving you any, huh?
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Re: OK so I'm 37 and had a wet dream last night !!!! WTF
Told my wife and she thinks it's strange. The worst part is it wasn't like the teenage wd when you remembered doing the deed in your dream and then woke up. I have no memory of it so I felt just odd waking up and noticing it! Normal or no? I felt gross to be honest! 1dunno1
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Incubus?xxxcite
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Your balls were full
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