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My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...

 
Manny
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My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
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12/06/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Did she get "probed"?
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12/06/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
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Looks like your wife is banging another guy hoping for a second child. Divorce her or you will be paying for the next 25 year's.
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12/06/2012 08:15 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Did she get "probed"?
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+1
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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12/06/2012 08:17 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
22lol22

cuernos!!!!!
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CONFUSE THEM- Harry S. Truman

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12/06/2012 08:17 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- raylewis1
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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12/06/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Probed by a friend.
Wake up man.
What color are trees in your world?



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12/06/2012 08:19 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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12/06/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Gee, Classy line there...

Wow...I hope you are young and stupid.
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12/06/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Jose and Pedro are the only "aliens" your wife is involved with.

You are either a troll or an idiot.
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12/06/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
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ROFL!
GOTTA GET DAT.
GOTTA GET DAT.
FOOD STAMP.
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12/06/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
 Quoting: Manny 28219470


whatever your "doctor" told you about your hormones could be wrong
and your wife might be telling you the truth

how's it going between you two otherwise? pretty good?
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12/06/2012 08:36 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
 Quoting: Manny 28219470


whatever your "doctor" told you about your hormones could be wrong
and your wife might be telling you the truth

how's it going between you two otherwise? pretty good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372987


^^^this person sounds like they ginuinely care

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12/06/2012 08:40 PM

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yak shitstream
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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12/06/2012 08:44 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- :raylewis1:
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


OP at least some talented guy is banging your wife..

Lets go RL52!!
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12/06/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
if "aliens' is another word for my cock... she's right
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12/06/2012 08:46 PM

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- raylewis1
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


OP at least some talented guy is banging your wife..

Lets go RL52!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483885


raylewis2

Yea Boy

african
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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12/06/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
someones going BALLS DEEP in your wife brah and it aint you
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12/06/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
get photos of any physical evidence and get her to a hypnotherapist they can recall memory
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12/06/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Were they illegal aliens?
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Sounds like OP needs to call Maury and have a paternity test!
mrclean
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12/06/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
did OP get abducted after posting his troll notice?

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
did OP get abducted after posting his troll notice?

yoda
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OP fuckoff2

Last Edited by Thee Bob on 12/06/2012 09:32 PM
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)

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