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My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...

 
Manny
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My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
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12/06/2012 08:14 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Did she get "probed"?
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12/06/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
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Looks like your wife is banging another guy hoping for a second child. Divorce her or you will be paying for the next 25 year's.
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Did she get "probed"?
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For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
22lol22

cuernos!!!!!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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12/06/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- raylewis1
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/06/2012 08:18 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Probed by a friend.
Wake up man.
What color are trees in your world?



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Old MacDonald

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12/06/2012 08:19 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/06/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


Gee, Classy line there...

Wow...I hope you are young and stupid.
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12/06/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Jose and Pedro are the only "aliens" your wife is involved with.

You are either a troll or an idiot.
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12/06/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's wife taking a shit after last night.....shitstream
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


ROFL!
GOTTA GET DAT.
GOTTA GET DAT.
FOOD STAMP.
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12/06/2012 08:23 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
 Quoting: Manny 28219470


whatever your "doctor" told you about your hormones could be wrong
and your wife might be telling you the truth

how's it going between you two otherwise? pretty good?
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12/06/2012 08:36 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Not sure what to believe anymore. We had our first son 11 yrs ago and said it was from alien abductions because I was told I can not have kids due to some certain hormone. :(
 Quoting: Manny 28219470


whatever your "doctor" told you about your hormones could be wrong
and your wife might be telling you the truth

how's it going between you two otherwise? pretty good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1372987


^^^this person sounds like they ginuinely care

pigchef
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12/06/2012 08:40 PM
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yak shitstream
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/06/2012 08:44 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- :raylewis1:
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OP at least some talented guy is banging your wife..

Lets go RL52!!
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12/06/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
if "aliens' is another word for my cock... she's right
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12/06/2012 08:46 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
OP's Wife ---> sideways <--- raylewis1
 Quoting: Old MacDonald


OP at least some talented guy is banging your wife..

Lets go RL52!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483885


raylewis2

Yea Boy

african
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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12/06/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
someones going BALLS DEEP in your wife brah and it aint you
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
get photos of any physical evidence and get her to a hypnotherapist they can recall memory
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12/06/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Were they illegal aliens?
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
Sounds like OP needs to call Maury and have a paternity test!
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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
did OP get abducted after posting his troll notice?

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Re: My wife said she was abducted by aliens last night, said that is why she wasn't home until 5am this morning...
did OP get abducted after posting his troll notice?

yoda
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OP fuckoff2

Last Edited by Thee Bob on 12/06/2012 09:32 PM
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.

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