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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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Its nearly the end of the world dude..they are getting so pre emptive panic sex in rather than leave it till the last minute.

Why dony ya go join em?
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12/06/2012 09:09 PM
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lol just report it to the landlord or something.
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Re: Upstairs neighbors have sex all the time.
I'm thinking of putting a big blue ribbon on their front door with the note "Longest Sex Marathon Ever."
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drill a peep hole
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Just jerkit and Chill bro
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find out who the therapist is.
leave an anonymous tip.
they'll up the dose and voila problem fixed.
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

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clappa

way to go.
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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Dude, your clue when she's throwing the furniture around all by her lonesome is to go up there and help yourself.
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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I feel for you, its crap to be old and have to live in an apartment with paper thin walls and listen to neighbors noise day and night. I'm in a similar situation with 3 different sets of neighbors. I never understood why these people seem to be moving junk all the time and the water pipes are torture when you have to listen to their long showers day and night.
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hide a video camera in your neigbours apartment ant than sell the tape to porn industry you can make some cash.$$$
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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I feel for you, its crap to be old and have to live in an apartment with paper thin walls and listen to neighbors noise day and night. I'm in a similar situation with 3 different sets of neighbors. I never understood why these people seem to be moving junk all the time and the water pipes are torture when you have to listen to their long showers day and night.
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Yeah the other neighbor takes a shower every morning at 5:45 am and the squealing water pipes are awful. Maybe he's getting ready to go upstairs when the hubby goes off to work, LOL.
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Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.
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Note to self.

Next wife is bipolar and manic.5a
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Leave them a mix tape at the door of sex music to use as a courtesy
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bump

FOR GLP EFFECT!!!!! YES!!!! THEY ARE MOVING OUT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

I steeled myself for another weekend of fighting, screaming, moving furniture, and makeupsex last night as they started yelling and dragging furniture. By midnite I realized they were also slamming the door and going up and down the stairs a lot. They're moving out, must have spent the night at their new place, I slept in until the sun came up this morning for the first time in months if not years!

THANK YOU GLP EFFECT!!!!
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go and get some ass aswell, wtf.. how can you even stand it?!
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hide a video camera in your neigbours apartment ant than sell the tape to porn industry you can make some cash.$$$
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Make sure they get to view their own video.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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FOR GLP EFFECT!!!!! YES!!!! THEY ARE MOVING OUT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

I steeled myself for another weekend of fighting, screaming, moving furniture, and makeupsex last night as they started yelling and dragging furniture. By midnite I realized they were also slamming the door and going up and down the stairs a lot. They're moving out, must have spent the night at their new place, I slept in until the sun came up this morning for the first time in months if not years!

THANK YOU GLP EFFECT!!!!
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You can always trust GLP and its pirayas!

hf
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Yeah, I live in a small studio apt. and the guy next door likes to do it in the bathroom..sometimes by himself because he's the only one I hear.

Then there's the Korean guy who loves to sing Karoake at all hours and the guy upstairs who sounds like he's running the Kentucky Derby..welcome to apartment life.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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^ Cunt.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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^ Cunt.
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^^renter^^
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Sorry we'll keep it down.....
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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verysad
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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verysad
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I'm only joking...I am all for renting cheap while saving to buy a home for cash...but unless you are living in a major city and have to rent, it really should be a temporary thing...unless you are handicapped and can't maintain your property...if i live to be old and feeble I'll probably buy a condo and pay the maintenance fee just for the convenience...
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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verysad
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I'm only joking...I am all for renting cheap while saving to buy a home for cash...but unless you are living in a major city and have to rent, it really should be a temporary thing...unless you are handicapped and can't maintain your property...if i live to be old and feeble I'll probably buy a condo and pay the maintenance fee just for the convenience...
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LOL....I am old and feeble now. I live very near NYC and the rents as you probably already know would buy a nice house somewhere else.

I plan on re-locating when I can, I don't know how people do it here and I've lived here all my life.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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I owned houses from the time I was 21 years old ... even as a single mother I owned a condo ... but when you have a stroke shortly after a divorce and ... well let's just say you can't make generalizations, Brief, until you've walked in my shoes.
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Sorry we'll keep it down.....
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LOL!!!
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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I owned houses from the time I was 21 years old ... even as a single mother I owned a condo ... but when you have a stroke shortly after a divorce and ... well let's just say you can't make generalizations, Brief, until you've walked in my shoes.
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Calm down, don't blow a gasket...oh sorry ;)
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I'm thinking of putting a big blue ribbon on their front door with the note "Longest Sex Marathon Ever."
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great idea!!
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Build a Microwave gun. /thread.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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^ Cunt.
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Buy a house like smart people, poor people rent and are stupid...
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^ Cunt.
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^^renter^^
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lolsign rofl lol
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