Upstairs neighbors have sex all the time.

Like it doesn't suck enough to be downsized to a little apartment, the young couple upstairs fuck ALL the time. They're doing it right now. They wake me up at 2 am, 5 am, and go at it for a minimum of 45 min at a time, sometimes 2 hours. Seriously.

I was young and horny myself but these people beat any record I could have held. I don't know how she can walk the next day. They throw furniture, jump from dining room to bed to sofa - we have paper-thin walls here, I have to turn up the volume on my radio to drown them out - and it's embarrassing to run into them the next day and act like nothing. One of these days they're going to bust through my ceiling.

I now know why men like the crazy girls. She's on disability for bipolar and when she is manic she must want to fuck every hour. She doesn't work so all that energy goes into throwing furniture around (yeah she does it when home alone too) and jumping his bones when he gets home from work.

I used to find it humorous but now it's just annoying. Maybe I should record them and put it on YouTube. Seriously I have never heard the likes of it in my life and I've live a long time.