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I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.

 
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I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Hey if you choose to wear those hotpants, don't blame me for looking, sweetie.
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Why in the hell do you think they wear those "hotpants" in the first place?
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Hotpants?
You're supposed to stare at the skrip klub.
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Why in the hell do you think they wear those "hotpants" in the first place?
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To drive me to the brink of insanity?
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Why in the hell do you think they wear those "hotpants" in the first place?
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To drive me to the brink of insanity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29192474


Exactly.
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I squint and tell them that I lost my glasses and all I see is fuzzy images, so I have to stare trying to figure out what I'm looking at. They usually fall for that excuse.
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I squint and tell them that I lost my glasses and all I see is fuzzy images, so I have to stare trying to figure out what I'm looking at. They usually fall for that excuse.
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Hotpants?
You're supposed to stare at the skrip klub.
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I'll stare where I want to stare.

There are few consolations to middle age. "No longer giving a fuck" is close to the top of the list.
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OP

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lol yup thats me.
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You obviously do not have daughters.
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You obviously do not have daughters.
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Man...why you gotta go there? Jebus.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

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Most of those teenage sluts have been poked,prodded and reamed so many times allready that they could teach YOU a thing or two.....Just wait until THEY are 40,their vaginas will be looking worse than an old catchers mitt!
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You obviously do not have daughters.
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No I don't .

Anyway girls these days in their early 20s have already been through much more sordidness than having some harmless old kook like me drool at them from a distance.
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Most of those teenage sluts have been poked,prodded and reamed so many times allready that they could teach YOU a thing or two.....Just wait until THEY are 40,their vaginas will be looking worse than an old catchers mitt!
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Yeah that's the impression I get.
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Most of those teenage sluts have been poked,prodded and reamed so many times allready that they could teach YOU a thing or two.....Just wait until THEY are 40,their vaginas will be looking worse than an old catchers mitt!
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Just drama...and maybe an std. Haha!
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Im in my 40 I stare and I have three girls. I dont stare at them though. I have no shame. If they put it out there I will look it helps me remember what a body should look like
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Why in the hell do you think they wear those "hotpants" in the first place?
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To drive me to the brink of insanity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29192474


Exactly.
 Quoting: Chip


Because sometimes it's HOT outside! Didn't you ever consider that pervert assholes??
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
You obviously do not have daughters.
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What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
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You obviously do not have daughters.
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What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
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Until you have daughters there is no way for you to understand.

I see pretty girls myself. I look, I turn my head and I crowd out any sexual thoughts I have about seeing them.
The key is to not stare.
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"old men in 40s" lol
40 is the new 80 for broken slaves and eaters of biologically unsuited foods @@
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Why in the hell do you think they wear those "hotpants" in the first place?
 Quoting: Chip


To drive me to the brink of insanity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29192474


Exactly.
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Because sometimes it's HOT outside! Didn't you ever consider that pervert assholes??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29247856


Wah wah...gimme a break. Nobodies talking about violating anybody...just looking.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Hi OP,

How are you doing:) It's no big deal. It's called male menopause. Here are some tips for you:

One of the crucial times of a human beingís life is the middle age. But because no one can experience it before going through it so they canít even think in prior what is going to happen in their middle age. In the young age, people are so busy with their tedious work schedules that they live the moment and donít think much about the future life. But it is unavoidable and everybody has to face it one or the other time. Then how to deal with mid life crisis is a question which needs to be answered before it is too late.



When people go through mid life crises, they donít behave as expected. They donít even feel consistently. Mood swings and irritation are very common symptoms in this age. But one needs to tackle them in order to live a happy and peaceful life. Here, we are giving some useful tips on how to deal with mid life crisis. This age group definitely needs time, love and affection by their near and dear ones. But how can they manage this situation themselves is what we are focusing.



1. Awareness Ė You have to be aware that this is a tough time for you and you have to go through it. No matter what happens but you have to control your outburst of emotions in front of everyone. You should be aware of the changes occurring in your health and behavior because of the effects of middle age.

2. Positive Thinking- While finding the answer of how to deal with mid life crisis, you should think in a positive manner and convince yourself that this is not you have ever wished for but this is what you are getting out of life. It is with everybody. And itís just a phase which will be over soon.

3. Manage- While dealing with mid life crisis, you have to manage all your activities in such a manner that they should not look awkward to anyone else. Donít try to follow those principles and guidelines which are already there for the middle age people. But instead make your own in which you feel comfortable and follow them all the time.

4. Commitment- Here commitment is not for your lover or your wife. But here you have to commit to your life. Promise yourself that you will live truthfully all the days ahead. This is being proved that people of the middle age often lie only to please other people or to manage their own anxiety. But you should not do this, as it will create complications for you. Try to be simple and live truthfully.

5. Self Examination- You can also indulge yourself in self examination and can ask for help from your spouse or other family members for better and accurate answers. This tip will really help in knowing how to deal with mid life crisis. You will get some amazing answers and can even feel centered in the family. By such small activities, you can have fun with your whole family and live happily together.

6. Dealing With Shadow Side- This is definitely the darker side of your life. And you have to deal with all the positive approaches and feelings. You canít cheat yourself anymore. This is the time you have to manage your activities well and in a coordinated manner.

7. Look For More Options- If you feel like you are free and idle and donít have any work to do then make a new start. You can open a brand new store under your guidance and can run it for the rest of your life. If you think this is not your cup of tea then try to indulge in small projects that will etch you some great results.



8. Be Gentle And Polite- You have to be gentle and polite with people around you. Donít try to take out your frustration on your lover or spouse. This will create bitterness in the relationships. Try to be cool and calm in every negative situation.

9. Patience Ė Patience is the key of how to deal with mid life crisis. If you have patience then no one can harm you. You will be the king of your own life.



Thus, it becomes easy to solve the question how to deal with mid life crisis by following the above mentioned tips.


Take care:)
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You obviously do not have daughters.
 Quoting: mikebo2


What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


Until you have daughters there is no way for you to understand.

I see pretty girls myself. I look, I turn my head and I crowd out any sexual thoughts I have about seeing them.
The key is to not stare.
 Quoting: mikebo2


I do have a daughter. I can appreciate a sexy young 20 something without confusing her with my daughter though.
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Hi OP,

How are you doing:) It's no big deal. It's called male menopause. Here are some tips for you:

One of the crucial times of a human beingís life is the middle age. But because no one can experience it before going through it so they canít even think in prior what is going to happen in their middle age. In the young age, people are so busy with their tedious work schedules that they live the moment and donít think much about the future life. But it is unavoidable and everybody has to face it one or the other time. Then how to deal with mid life crisis is a question which needs to be answered before it is too late.



When people go through mid life crises, they donít behave as expected. They donít even feel consistently. Mood swings and irritation are very common symptoms in this age. But one needs to tackle them in order to live a happy and peaceful life. Here, we are giving some useful tips on how to deal with mid life crisis. This age group definitely needs time, love and affection by their near and dear ones. But how can they manage this situation themselves is what we are focusing.



1. Awareness Ė You have to be aware that this is a tough time for you and you have to go through it. No matter what happens but you have to control your outburst of emotions in front of everyone. You should be aware of the changes occurring in your health and behavior because of the effects of middle age.

2. Positive Thinking- While finding the answer of how to deal with mid life crisis, you should think in a positive manner and convince yourself that this is not you have ever wished for but this is what you are getting out of life. It is with everybody. And itís just a phase which will be over soon.

3. Manage- While dealing with mid life crisis, you have to manage all your activities in such a manner that they should not look awkward to anyone else. Donít try to follow those principles and guidelines which are already there for the middle age people. But instead make your own in which you feel comfortable and follow them all the time.

4. Commitment- Here commitment is not for your lover or your wife. But here you have to commit to your life. Promise yourself that you will live truthfully all the days ahead. This is being proved that people of the middle age often lie only to please other people or to manage their own anxiety. But you should not do this, as it will create complications for you. Try to be simple and live truthfully.

5. Self Examination- You can also indulge yourself in self examination and can ask for help from your spouse or other family members for better and accurate answers. This tip will really help in knowing how to deal with mid life crisis. You will get some amazing answers and can even feel centered in the family. By such small activities, you can have fun with your whole family and live happily together.

6. Dealing With Shadow Side- This is definitely the darker side of your life. And you have to deal with all the positive approaches and feelings. You canít cheat yourself anymore. This is the time you have to manage your activities well and in a coordinated manner.

7. Look For More Options- If you feel like you are free and idle and donít have any work to do then make a new start. You can open a brand new store under your guidance and can run it for the rest of your life. If you think this is not your cup of tea then try to indulge in small projects that will etch you some great results.



8. Be Gentle And Polite- You have to be gentle and polite with people around you. Donít try to take out your frustration on your lover or spouse. This will create bitterness in the relationships. Try to be cool and calm in every negative situation.

9. Patience Ė Patience is the key of how to deal with mid life crisis. If you have patience then no one can harm you. You will be the king of your own life.



Thus, it becomes easy to solve the question how to deal with mid life crisis by following the above mentioned tips.


Take care:)
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This is an absolute prescription to destroy you life. What a selfish pile of new age dung.
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Hotpants?
You're supposed to stare at the skrip klub.
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I'll stare where I want to stare.

There are few consolations to middle age. "No longer giving a fuck" is close to the top of the list.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29192474


clappa
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You obviously do not have daughters.
 Quoting: mikebo2


What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


Until you have daughters there is no way for you to understand.

I see pretty girls myself. I look, I turn my head and I crowd out any sexual thoughts I have about seeing them.
The key is to not stare.
 Quoting: mikebo2


I do have a daughter. I can appreciate a sexy young 20 something without confusing her with my daughter though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


It's not a matter of confusing the other girl with my daughter.
It's a matter of respect for my daughters.
Do you understand?
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Chicks that age expect older dudes to check them out. They would probably feel like there was something wrong with them if we didn't. I'm just doing my part...to make them feel better about themselves.
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You obviously do not have daughters.
 Quoting: mikebo2


What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


Until you have daughters there is no way for you to understand.

I see pretty girls myself. I look, I turn my head and I crowd out any sexual thoughts I have about seeing them.
The key is to not stare.
 Quoting: mikebo2


I do have a daughter. I can appreciate a sexy young 20 something without confusing her with my daughter though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


Seriously.
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
Hi OP,

How are you doing:) It's no big deal. It's called male menopause. Here are some tips for you:

One of the crucial times of a human beingís life is the middle age. But because no one can experience it before going through it so they canít even think in prior what is going to happen in their middle age. In the young age, people are so busy with their tedious work schedules that they live the moment and donít think much about the future life. But it is unavoidable and everybody has to face it one or the other time. Then how to deal with mid life crisis is a question which needs to be answered before it is too late.



When people go through mid life crises, they donít behave as expected. They donít even feel consistently. Mood swings and irritation are very common symptoms in this age. But one needs to tackle them in order to live a happy and peaceful life. Here, we are giving some useful tips on how to deal with mid life crisis. This age group definitely needs time, love and affection by their near and dear ones. But how can they manage this situation themselves is what we are focusing.



1. Awareness Ė You have to be aware that this is a tough time for you and you have to go through it. No matter what happens but you have to control your outburst of emotions in front of everyone. You should be aware of the changes occurring in your health and behavior because of the effects of middle age.

2. Positive Thinking- While finding the answer of how to deal with mid life crisis, you should think in a positive manner and convince yourself that this is not you have ever wished for but this is what you are getting out of life. It is with everybody. And itís just a phase which will be over soon.

3. Manage- While dealing with mid life crisis, you have to manage all your activities in such a manner that they should not look awkward to anyone else. Donít try to follow those principles and guidelines which are already there for the middle age people. But instead make your own in which you feel comfortable and follow them all the time.

4. Commitment- Here commitment is not for your lover or your wife. But here you have to commit to your life. Promise yourself that you will live truthfully all the days ahead. This is being proved that people of the middle age often lie only to please other people or to manage their own anxiety. But you should not do this, as it will create complications for you. Try to be simple and live truthfully.

5. Self Examination- You can also indulge yourself in self examination and can ask for help from your spouse or other family members for better and accurate answers. This tip will really help in knowing how to deal with mid life crisis. You will get some amazing answers and can even feel centered in the family. By such small activities, you can have fun with your whole family and live happily together.

6. Dealing With Shadow Side- This is definitely the darker side of your life. And you have to deal with all the positive approaches and feelings. You canít cheat yourself anymore. This is the time you have to manage your activities well and in a coordinated manner.

7. Look For More Options- If you feel like you are free and idle and donít have any work to do then make a new start. You can open a brand new store under your guidance and can run it for the rest of your life. If you think this is not your cup of tea then try to indulge in small projects that will etch you some great results.



8. Be Gentle And Polite- You have to be gentle and polite with people around you. Donít try to take out your frustration on your lover or spouse. This will create bitterness in the relationships. Try to be cool and calm in every negative situation.

9. Patience Ė Patience is the key of how to deal with mid life crisis. If you have patience then no one can harm you. You will be the king of your own life.



Thus, it becomes easy to solve the question how to deal with mid life crisis by following the above mentioned tips.


Take care:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27945631


This is an absolute prescription to destroy you life. What a selfish pile of new age dung.
 Quoting: TidesofTruth


Remember, you can age with dignity and class. We can never turn the clock back.

You take care too:)
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Re: I've become one of those dirty old men in his 40s who leers at chicks in their early 20s.
You obviously do not have daughters.
 Quoting: mikebo2


What does that have to do with anything? If you have a daughter it means you've gone gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


Until you have daughters there is no way for you to understand.

I see pretty girls myself. I look, I turn my head and I crowd out any sexual thoughts I have about seeing them.
The key is to not stare.
 Quoting: mikebo2


I do have a daughter. I can appreciate a sexy young 20 something without confusing her with my daughter though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29225836


And, how would you feel about buddy up there leering at her?