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I just smoked my first legal bowl

 
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It WAS legal when this country was founded! Are people EVER going to WAKE UP and assert their 9th Amendment RIGHTS?!!

Amendment IX

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
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“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.”
― Terence McKenna
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Feds could always get antsy, careful

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The federal gov tosses away all credibility by being so incredibly stupid about weed. It's still schedule 1, that's fucking insane.

Quit filing income tax until they get smart.
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I remember there was one post a few months ago about a study that found that people were more paranoid, and anxious when they smoked pot... Funny, I'm sure a bank robber would be nervous during a heist. So now that it's legal in places, I'd imagine if they did that same study, they'd be surprised at how UN-Paranoid they respondents would be now.. Just funny
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I think it's generally Social Anxiety that gets heightened when you're stoned. At least that's been mine and my friends' experiences. You don't need to be on drugs to be paranoid about what the U.N. (or any government) is up to...
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Re: I just smoked my first legal bowl
congratulations...


and fucking haha! to all the douchebags that support the drug war..
you people suck & your failed ideology is being left for dead.
you were & continue to be wrong.
fuck you very much.
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Congrats! Up here in Winnipeg (Canada) it's basically legal, a.k.a dont blow the smoke in a cop's face and nothing will happen. So glad that so many Americans never lost their sense of independence.
Also, obviously, don't smoke it all day every day and you won't turn into a piece of furniture who can only think about weed and chips. Nothing wrong with a bowl at the end of the day or the weekend but like anything else, when you become obsessed you can really harm your life.
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Yup. For me, only at home at night after everything's done and I'm relaxing with my dog and not going anywhere.

Funny, I can legally drink myself to death with 151 Bacardi (I DON'T drink), but if I take a simple toke to relax I can go to jail.

Things will change. People are changing them...
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12/07/2012 03:41 PM
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Just another post from a pot head, nothing to see heredumbass
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Feds could always get antsy, careful

hiding
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The federal gov tosses away all credibility by being so incredibly stupid about weed. It's still schedule 1, that's fucking insane.

Quit filing income tax until they get smart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26926185


Yup; we can thank the late, great paranoid RINO, Richard Millhouse Nixon for that! He couldn't STAND to see stoners laughing at him and saying "Whatever, man.".

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Quit filing income tax until they get smart.
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The 'criminals' could turn themselves in, say 1M per day for 10 straight days, would that overload the system?

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Can i get a amen for the high!
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Yup; we can thank the late, great paranoid RINO, Richard Millhouse Nixon for that! He couldn't STAND to see stoners laughing at him and saying "Whatever, man.".

bonghit
 Quoting: Nagantor

You guys need to lighten up a bit. At least we has a Leader that didn't mind waving with less that all 5 fingers on an occasion or two, at least he was laughing, not so much so when asked about Martial Law being imposed and the reply was, "Just watch."
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Just another post from a pot head, nothing to see heredumbass
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So now you feel all adult and gooey stuff like that?

"I just smoked my first legal bowl"...that's quite an accomplishment. Really feel proud of yourself, don'cha?
Get a fucking job and stop with this juvenile crap. Join the Army and be a useful taxpayer for your country.
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Are you seriously this stupid?
 Quoting: Sneetch


Not "stupid. Sounds like he's had a few too many rum and cokes or whiskey shooters.

Don't forget caffeine. It's one helluva drug in and of itself. The most popular in the US. It changes your perception of reality you know. How many people can't wake up until they've had their morning jolt.

How many can't have fun without loosening up with a cocktail?

Or how about "runner high"? Another change in perception.

So what's the difference between me changing mine with a toke at the end of the day? I won't ruin my liver or get shin splints. I DO trail run though. And scuba dive. And I just got a "kick bike" for running with my dog when we can't hit the trails. I own a successful business that I love and my employees like working for/with me so much they come in on their time off. The whole community respects me.

Why should it be anyone else's business how I relax if it isn't doing harm to anyone, even myself?

If someone has a problem with it, then THEY'RE the one with the problem, not me.
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So now you feel all adult and gooey stuff like that?

"I just smoked my first legal bowl"...that's quite an accomplishment. Really feel proud of yourself, don'cha?
Get a fucking job and stop with this juvenile crap. Join the Army and be a useful taxpayer for your country.
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Are you seriously this stupid?
 Quoting: Sneetch


Not "stupid. Sounds like he's had a few too many rum and cokes or whiskey shooters.

Don't forget caffeine. It's one helluva drug in and of itself. The most popular in the US. It changes your perception of reality you know. How many people can't wake up until they've had their morning jolt.

How many can't have fun without loosening up with a cocktail?

Or how about "runner high"? Another change in perception.

So what's the difference between me changing mine with a toke at the end of the day? I won't ruin my liver or get shin splints. I DO trail run though. And scuba dive. And I just got a "kick bike" for running with my dog when we can't hit the trails. I own a successful business that I love and my employees like working for/with me so much they come in on their time off. The whole community respects me.

Why should it be anyone else's business how I relax if it isn't doing harm to anyone, even myself?

If someone has a problem with it, then THEY'RE the one with the problem, not me.

 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 29138977


^^THIS^^
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12/07/2012 04:01 PM
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“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.”
- Terence McKenna
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clappa
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/07/2012 04:12 PM

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Re: I just smoked my first legal bowl
Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


Got drug testing at work?

Lawyers gonna be rubbing their greedy hands...scheming
"Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!"
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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

Everybody wants to get stoned!!

bonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghit
bonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghitbonghit


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


i don't wanna smoke

did it in my 20s

now older and wiser

americans who are potheads are like children about the stuff

when you grow up you'll realize it's just a drug

it's amazing to me supposed adults acting like big babies about some stupid drug

grow the fuck up
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baby
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12/07/2012 04:23 PM
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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


You need to open a pot resort, were people like me can fly into for the weekend and smoke. I have no problems with $500 a night if there's a view.
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So now you feel all adult and gooey stuff like that?

"I just smoked my first legal bowl"...that's quite an accomplishment. Really feel proud of yourself, don'cha?
Get a fucking job and stop with this juvenile crap. Join the Army and be a useful taxpayer for your country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23554071


Are you seriously this stupid?
 Quoting: Sneetch


Not "stupid. Sounds like he's had a few too many rum and cokes or whiskey shooters.

Don't forget caffeine. It's one helluva drug in and of itself. The most popular in the US. It changes your perception of reality you know. How many people can't wake up until they've had their morning jolt.

How many can't have fun without loosening up with a cocktail?

Or how about "runner high"? Another change in perception.

So what's the difference between me changing mine with a toke at the end of the day? I won't ruin my liver or get shin splints. I DO trail run though. And scuba dive. And I just got a "kick bike" for running with my dog when we can't hit the trails. I own a successful business that I love and my employees like working for/with me so much they come in on their time off. The whole community respects me.

Why should it be anyone else's business how I relax if it isn't doing harm to anyone, even myself?

If someone has a problem with it, then THEY'RE the one with the problem, not me.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 29138977


The Voters agree with you. All these cry babies who disagree can fuck off.
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One very important thing about hemp i can say, which is far more easy to leave than alcohol or cigarettes, and antidepressives too, far more easy.
If you dont have a weak mind, you can stop any time you decide, how i already said here i smoked for 11 years, 50 grams per month, and i dont had difficulty to stop, besides i cant stop to drink, im not alcoholic and i avoid distillates but i drink beer frequently.

Something I liked to do while stoned, was play fps shooter games, was very fun, totaly useless and lost of time, but still fun.
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12/07/2012 04:30 PM
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Fuck it amazes me that people can be such cunts about a PLANT.

If you don't like it, DON'T SMOKE IT.

If you do like it, use it responsibly or you may end up a LAZY, UNMOTIVATED, UNFULFILLED WASTREL.

But for god's sake stop acting like a bunch of children and let people run their own lives.
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Fuck it amazes me that people can be such cunts about a PLANT.

If you don't like it, DON'T SMOKE IT.

If you do like it, use it responsibly or you may end up a LAZY, UNMOTIVATED, UNFULFILLED WASTREL.

But for god's sake stop acting like a bunch of children and let people run their own lives.
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Totally on board with this comment.
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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


I'm a 52 year old white male conservative and I don't smoke the whacky weed, BUT I gotta tell ya, I'm happy that you're happy and free to enjoy your life the way you see fit. Ya know?
Kind of like me when I found a very secretive way to carry UNCONCEALED and IN THE OPEN a gun in Illinois as a private citizen. It was refreshing and empowering.
Of course now I don't carry it on me much anymore. The thrill is gone. It's always near me but I don't like it pulling down my pants.
So I'm glad for you Sir or Maddam. Live. Be free. Express yourself. Enjoy. Life is short.
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Fuck it amazes me that people can be such cunts about a PLANT.

If you don't like it, DON'T SMOKE IT.

If you do like it, use it responsibly or you may end up a LAZY, UNMOTIVATED, UNFULFILLED WASTREL.

But for god's sake stop acting like a bunch of children and let people run their own lives.
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iamwith clappa
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Does it still work? or did they take all the fun out of it?
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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
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lucky you ,
i have to do it illegally but who
cares here is dont cost nothing


peace,
ekiusa
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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


lucky you ,
i have to do it illegally but who
cares here is dont cost nothing


peace,
ekiusa
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mr branson richard is talking
now live in cnn ahaha
seems to me like new tax renevue

peace,
ekiusa
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It should start catching like wild fire! everyone is jealous, instead of a beer or drink at night you legal states can take a few bong hits, smoke a joint! I can feel the rest of the states realizing this now!
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Feels GOOOOD doesnt it..hf


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Not trying to brag or anything, but I just had my first legal bowl. Think about that. For the first time in my lifetime, people are legally smoking, vaping, eating, or drinking some some pretty good product.

Up til now,medical patients have been able to feel pretty safe, but in reality,they have only had a legal defense this entire time. They could have been arrested and their crops could have still been destroyed. They would have just been able to use the doctors note in their defense

Some may have wake&baked without fear of prosecution for the first time. Well not a legitimate fear.

4:20 was probably the longest minute some have experienced in a long time.

Haters gonna hate, and its not a perfect law, but it is pretty damn awesome to live in the state with the first legal weed.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27487528


lucky you ,
i have to do it illegally but who
cares here is dont cost nothing


peace,
ekiusa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29292066

mr branson richard is talking
now live in cnn ahaha
seems to me like new tax renevue

peace,
ekiusa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29292066


busines plan is good
first make millions to smoke
and snort then tax it...!!
brilliant mr.clinton

peace,
ekiusapigchef
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So where can an individual in these free States get the seeds to grow it, since it is legal to do so.

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