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I think my penial gland is waking up

 
Daboke
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12/07/2012 06:25 AM
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I think my penial gland is waking up
Last night I did my usual 'imagine things to make myself go to sleep'.
However, I noticed that things were in HD more than usual. I can't really explain it but it was as though things where as if my eyes were open even though they were closed. I felt as though I could touch things in my mind.
As I focused on a particular object I could rotate things, without my hands.
Unfortunately I did fall asleep.... I will try again tonight and hopefully what I imagine will soon come to fruition.

Anyone else having more 'intense' 'visions'?
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:01 AM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Did you mean your penile gland? Or just your glans?
And the things that were more HD than usual: was it HD porn?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2012 07:02 AM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
All of the above, thanks
neweggeek

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12/07/2012 07:19 AM

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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
I'm not sure im been practicing this for months with no real results. Namaste!
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Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:20 AM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
how old are yall?
my penail gland woke up when i hit puberty..
Digital mix guy

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12/07/2012 07:22 AM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
lol

Last Edited by Digital mix guy on 12/07/2012 07:22 AM
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2012 12:58 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
ever since 12/21 i feed my gland waking up too

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12/23/2012 05:20 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Open that eye fella !
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Lmao @ 'penile'
Thor's Hamster

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12/23/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
The pineal gland wakes up most mornings (when you have to piss really bad).
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ShenYang
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12/23/2012 05:39 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Pineal gland u cheeky kunt

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12/23/2012 05:42 PM

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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
clever, my hat is off to you sir. cool2

i've heard eating almonds improves both pineal and penial gland health.
Anonymous Coward
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03/25/2013 01:22 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
bump
Anonymous Coward
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03/25/2013 01:26 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
lol
Anonymous Coward
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03/25/2013 01:28 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Why, do ya have a permanent stiffy????
Fhirinne

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03/25/2013 01:35 PM
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Re: I think my penial gland is waking up
Its been awake, active no doubt since you were 6 months old.
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