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If Jesus were alive today...

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:53 AM
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If Jesus were alive today...
He would have a restraining order on so many Jesus Freaks.

His Facebook the number 2nd most stalked profile, the 1st being that fruity little girl Justin Bieber.

He would probably be a DJ.
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 08:03 AM
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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
The Christians would probably kill him by a modern method, like the electric chair, and wear gold electric chairs around their necks.

Thereby breaking Commandment 2 again.

Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

They shout how they follow him BUT do they really?

AMAZING!
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12/07/2012 08:05 AM
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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
He would have a restraining order on so many Jesus Freaks.

His Facebook the number 2nd most stalked profile, the 1st being that fruity little girl Justin Bieber.

He would probably be a DJ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


HE is alive,and well , just spoke to him a few moments ago. He told me to tell you that He loves you, and that it is not His will that any shoud parish.
BRIEF
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12/07/2012 08:24 AM

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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
Sales for nails and hammers would go through the roof...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/07/2012 08:37 AM
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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
He IS Alive... Has he is in Heaven Sitting at the Right Hand of God.. Waiting to come get his Bride..
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12/07/2012 08:39 AM
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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
Sales for nails and hammers would go through the roof...
 Quoting: BRIEF


In YOUR neighborhood, maybe.

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: If Jesus were alive today...
Sales for nails and hammers would go through the roof...
 Quoting: BRIEF


LOL

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