Naughty Boy pulling down mom's skirt

'It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'

In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God. And the Word Was God.

Nuke the Muzzies!


With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

Nuke the Muzzies!


With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

Nuke the Muzzies!


With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

"Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived."

Never run when you're scared. - Rule #7

If you're going through hell, keep going.

"Dude sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something - Jake the dog"

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
Buddha

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church. Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and for my own part, I disbelieve them all."- Thomas Paine

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson

If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.
Thomas Jefferson

I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.

"Your gates will be open continually;
They will not be closed day or night,
So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession.
For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
And the nations will be utterly ruined."

I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.

I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.