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Just turned 18 this week, label some stuff I can now legally do.

 
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12/07/2012 02:59 PM
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Just turned 18 this week, label some stuff I can now legally do.
I'm curious to venture on and explore some of the possibilities in adult hood :)
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Buy lighters, cuz apparently, you have to be 18 to do that, now...

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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

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have butt sex


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i think in the US there is still quite a list of things you cannot do until you are 21?
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12/07/2012 03:01 PM
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Stick with childhood for as long as possible. Being an adult is fucking shite these days.
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Crap the shit I have to worry about soon is possibly bills
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Buy an airline ticket out of the USA.
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Join the military. They would love to brainwash you and teach you how to slaughter your fellow humans *Legally*
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12/07/2012 03:03 PM
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Buy nitrous oxide
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Buy a lottery ticket
Get a shitty tattoo
Buy a pack of cigarettes
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You can legally go to jail for have relations with someone under 18. Congrats.
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Join the military. They would love to brainwash you and teach you how to slaughter your fellow humans *Legally*
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Yup and they call them heroes.
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12/07/2012 03:05 PM
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have sex, go to jail, vote,be responsible for bank accounts, get drafted, mostly all the bad stuff.
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Do what thou wilt. tounge
But leave everyone else out of it.
Mexico is fun when your 18.
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Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
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You can join the military and possibly die "for your country", but not legally consume alcohol.

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12/07/2012 03:07 PM
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have sex with old people
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12/07/2012 03:09 PM
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We all know one thing that I can legally watch porn now...Idol1
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Go to jail.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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12/07/2012 03:20 PM
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Go to hell.
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12/07/2012 03:21 PM
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Get a job
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12/07/2012 03:22 PM
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Go to jail.
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Hahahahaha
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12/07/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: Just turned 18 this week, label some stuff I can now legally do.
LEGAL AT 18
- Join the Army and mow down people on a battlefield with a machine gun, bayonet or machete.
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 18
- Read a book at the British Library

LEGAL AT 18
- Become Governor General of Canada (equivalent of President)
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH at 18
- Stand for election as an MP in England

LEGAL AT 12
- Become King of England and declare war on France
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 12
- Watch a James Bond Movie in the UK

LEGAL AT 16
- Trade in Futures, Credit Default Swaps and other derivatives on the American Exchange in New York
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Invest in blue chip stocks on the American Exchange

LEGAL AT 13
- Own a vicious Rottweiler crossbreed in the UK
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 13
- Own a pet snail in the UK

LEGAL AT 18
- Own a Milwaukee Brewery and Distillery industrial plant
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 18
- Buy a can of lager from a Texas Beer store.
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Go to prison as an sdult an keep the record, Not a juvey anymore. It sticks now.
"I may not agree with what you say, but I would defend to the death your right to say it." Voltaire

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12/07/2012 03:32 PM
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I am a photgrapher and I'd love to take your picture.

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12/07/2012 03:37 PM
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LEGAL AT 16
- Join the Britain's Royal Navy and become Captain of a nuclear submarine with sole command and fire authority over 8 Trident nuclear missiles.
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Drive a small Honda hatchback down a London street.
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Your Mom.
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LEGAL AT 16
- Marry someone in Scotland
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Marry someone in England
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12/07/2012 03:40 PM
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you can now legally not have sex with probably a whole lot of girls you could have last week. depending on what state you live in. i dunno if you were having sex with them last week, but if you were not, you can continue to do so, only legally now.

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12/07/2012 03:49 PM
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The Strange Case Of Michelle Johnson...

As she was 16 years old, Miichelle Johnson was able to star in "Blame It On Rio" with Michael Caine, a movie in which, at one point she had to strip off her top and be naked from the waist up.

However, when she went to see her own film, she was refused entry. Why? As the film featured her taking her top off and being naked from the waist up, the film classification prohibited her from seeing it at the age of 16.

She pointed out that there was nothing in the film that she didn't see in her own bathroom mirror every morning.
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Buy a Rifle

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