Just turned 18 this week, label some stuff I can now legally do.

Buy lighters, cuz apparently, you have to be 18 to do that, now...

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 12/07/2012 03:00 PM

have butt sex

i think in the US there is still quite a list of things you cannot do until you are 21?

Stick with childhood for as long as possible. Being an adult is fucking shite these days.

Crap the shit I have to worry about soon is possibly bills

Buy an airline ticket out of the USA.

Join the military. They would love to brainwash you and teach you how to slaughter your fellow humans *Legally*

Buy nitrous oxide

Buy a lottery ticket
Get a shitty tattoo
Buy a pack of cigarettes

You can legally go to jail for have relations with someone under 18. Congrats.

Yup and they call them heroes.

have sex, go to jail, vote,be responsible for bank accounts, get drafted, mostly all the bad stuff.

Do what thou wilt.
But leave everyone else out of it.
Mexico is fun when your 18.

You can join the military and possibly die "for your country", but not legally consume alcohol.

have sex with old people

We all know one thing that I can legally watch porn now...

Go to jail.

Go to hell.

Get a job

Hahahahaha

LEGAL AT 18
- Join the Army and mow down people on a battlefield with a machine gun, bayonet or machete.
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 18
- Read a book at the British Library

LEGAL AT 18
- Become Governor General of Canada (equivalent of President)
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH at 18
- Stand for election as an MP in England

LEGAL AT 12
- Become King of England and declare war on France
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 12
- Watch a James Bond Movie in the UK

LEGAL AT 16
- Trade in Futures, Credit Default Swaps and other derivatives on the American Exchange in New York
DEEMED NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Invest in blue chip stocks on the American Exchange

LEGAL AT 13
- Own a vicious Rottweiler crossbreed in the UK
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 13
- Own a pet snail in the UK

LEGAL AT 18
- Own a Milwaukee Brewery and Distillery industrial plant
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 18
- Buy a can of lager from a Texas Beer store.

Go to prison as an sdult an keep the record, Not a juvey anymore. It sticks now.

I am a photgrapher and I'd love to take your picture.

TEEHEE

LEGAL AT 16
- Join the Britain's Royal Navy and become Captain of a nuclear submarine with sole command and fire authority over 8 Trident nuclear missiles.
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Drive a small Honda hatchback down a London street.

Your Mom.

LEGAL AT 16
- Marry someone in Scotland
NOT DEEMED RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH AT 16
- Marry someone in England

you can now legally not have sex with probably a whole lot of girls you could have last week. depending on what state you live in. i dunno if you were having sex with them last week, but if you were not, you can continue to do so, only legally now.

Last Edited by 1595910 on 12/07/2012 03:40 PM

The Strange Case Of Michelle Johnson...

As she was 16 years old, Miichelle Johnson was able to star in "Blame It On Rio" with Michael Caine, a movie in which, at one point she had to strip off her top and be naked from the waist up.

However, when she went to see her own film, she was refused entry. Why? As the film featured her taking her top off and being naked from the waist up, the film classification prohibited her from seeing it at the age of 16.

She pointed out that there was nothing in the film that she didn't see in her own bathroom mirror every morning.

Buy a Rifle