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how do you become a paid shill?

 
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12/07/2012 03:20 PM
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how do you become a paid shill?
I need some money, bad... So if I have to help out big brother by being a paid shill and debunk everyone with talking points, i'll do it.
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12/07/2012 03:30 PM

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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
I need some money, bad... So if I have to help out big brother by being a paid shill and debunk everyone with talking points, i'll do it.
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I have also wondered how people become paid shills and what are the rates of pay? Seems quite an easy line of work and can just google facts to kill threads I guess.
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12/07/2012 03:32 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
there is an 85 dollar administrative application fee but you can make that back in about 8-12 months of being a paid shill depending how many hours you are willing to shill daily, considering bonuses for peak shrill/hour ratios.
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12/07/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
there is an 85 dollar administrative application fee but you can make that back in about 8-12 months of being a paid shill depending how many hours you are willing to shill daily, considering bonuses for peak shrill/hour ratios.
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LOL
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12/07/2012 03:47 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
Shill.
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12/07/2012 03:56 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
anyway if you wanna shill just put ur social security number on a thread, you can post a new one or put it here it doesn't matter. then make sure u have the 85 bucks cuz as soon as they see yr ssn posted they will send a couple dudes to your house in a helicopter or a motorcycle and they'll roll up in their suits w/ their clipboard and application. then they burn the 85 bucks in front of you and laugh at you while you fill out the forms and then they do a battery of psychological evaluations which mostly involve making fun of you or making you think that they are really going to hurt you if you mess this up or answer badly. then you get your check every two weeks. make sure you save em tho cuz like my bank charges 6 bucks to cash checks and usually they are for substantially less than 6 dollars. there is a pakistani convenience store down the street that will trade my checks for malt liquor tho which is awesome.
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12/07/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
[link to www.dhs.gov]
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12/07/2012 03:57 PM

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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
I need some money, bad... So if I have to help out big brother by being a paid shill and debunk everyone with talking points, i'll do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


I have also wondered how people become paid shills and what are the rates of pay? Seems quite an easy line of work and can just google facts to kill threads I guess.
 Quoting: Cliff Fiscal


It is not easy work.
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12/07/2012 04:14 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
Ask Brief. He makes a good living at it. He's shilling for neofascists. They pay enough for frequent trips to King's Island for fascist family fun.

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12/07/2012 04:27 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356


Those agencies I have seen the last time in communist countries.

They start up as helpers, then get their own life, and being used by others, then they get you into jail, or worse.

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If you have that, you are fucked. Thats no kidding.
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12/07/2012 04:30 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
I need some money, bad... So if I have to help out big brother by being a paid shill and debunk everyone with talking points, i'll do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


I have also wondered how people become paid shills and what are the rates of pay? Seems quite an easy line of work and can just google facts to kill threads I guess.
 Quoting: Cliff Fiscal


It is not easy work.
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in your case the boss should dock your pay.
you're shit.
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12/07/2012 04:35 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
[link to www.dhs.gov]

I read the home page. I am stunned.

You guys, better buy guns, lots of guns. Organize yourselves, you are fucked.

With FEMA, you personnaly are subjected to FEMA and I did not see any link how you probably could defend yourself legally.

Local legal authorities ?

LOL LOL LOL LOL
You are fucked.
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12/07/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
please email - recruitme@paidshill.org and we will get the process started.
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12/07/2012 04:39 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
I could be a shill/troll if I wanted to be and I have proven that on several occassions. But most humans arent cut out for it. It would be about like trying out to be a chem trail plane pilot. You couldnt make mistakes. But then shills make mistakes too though I bet they dont even notice it. Maybe its more about their dna then it is a mistake. Trails they leave and the vast majority of the public cant see it.
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12/07/2012 04:40 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
Email Microsoft. I am sure they can use the help selling Win 8.

Would you shill for Microsoft?
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12/07/2012 04:42 PM
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Re: how do you become a paid shill?
It's just like the jungle. Neon-lights, rockets into space(well maybe) - don't mean dick. Still the jungle..

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