how do you become a paid shill?

I have also wondered how people become paid shills and what are the rates of pay? Seems quite an easy line of work and can just google facts to kill threads I guess.

there is an 85 dollar administrative application fee but you can make that back in about 8-12 months of being a paid shill depending how many hours you are willing to shill daily, considering bonuses for peak shrill/hour ratios.

LOL

Shill.

anyway if you wanna shill just put ur social security number on a thread, you can post a new one or put it here it doesn't matter. then make sure u have the 85 bucks cuz as soon as they see yr ssn posted they will send a couple dudes to your house in a helicopter or a motorcycle and they'll roll up in their suits w/ their clipboard and application. then they burn the 85 bucks in front of you and laugh at you while you fill out the forms and then they do a battery of psychological evaluations which mostly involve making fun of you or making you think that they are really going to hurt you if you mess this up or answer badly. then you get your check every two weeks. make sure you save em tho cuz like my bank charges 6 bucks to cash checks and usually they are for substantially less than 6 dollars. there is a pakistani convenience store down the street that will trade my checks for malt liquor tho which is awesome.

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It is not easy work.

Ask Brief. He makes a good living at it. He's shilling for neofascists. They pay enough for frequent trips to King's Island for fascist family fun.

Those agencies I have seen the last time in communist countries.

They start up as helpers, then get their own life, and being used by others, then they get you into jail, or worse.

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If you have that, you are fucked. Thats no kidding.

in your case the boss should dock your pay.
you're shit.

[link to www.dhs.gov]

I read the home page. I am stunned.

You guys, better buy guns, lots of guns. Organize yourselves, you are fucked.

With FEMA, you personnaly are subjected to FEMA and I did not see any link how you probably could defend yourself legally.

Local legal authorities ?

LOL LOL LOL LOL
You are fucked.

please email - [email protected] and we will get the process started.

I could be a shill/troll if I wanted to be and I have proven that on several occassions. But most humans arent cut out for it. It would be about like trying out to be a chem trail plane pilot. You couldnt make mistakes. But then shills make mistakes too though I bet they dont even notice it. Maybe its more about their dna then it is a mistake. Trails they leave and the vast majority of the public cant see it.

Email Microsoft. I am sure they can use the help selling Win 8.

Would you shill for Microsoft?

It's just like the jungle. Neon-lights, rockets into space(well maybe) - don't mean dick. Still the jungle..