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Chances are, I banned you...

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Blue Skies

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12/11/2012 02:22 PM
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I was banned and thought, I really should pay after lurking all these years. So, I paid but I can only log in with a member name and and cannot log in with name and password. But I'm not complaining.
 Quoting: sashitaa

Are you sure you paid......No gold star next to your name :)
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Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 02:24 PM
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Touch me.


:aphext:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 02:28 PM
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Bane or not Mr. is Sexy! rockon
He Who Walks The Line

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12/11/2012 02:40 PM
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Haven't did me.. but could I watch next time? hiding
High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.
You were the light and the way they'll only read about.
I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;
You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fists at the gates saying:
"I've come home now!
Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.
It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my, give me my wings!"
Anonymous Coward
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12/11/2012 08:02 PM
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I got banned--it was exciting! I thought perhaps I had said something that threatened the New World Order, and they were closing in on me before I could shout the truth from the rooftops....

But no, it was probably just you :(
GooliaJulia

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12/12/2012 12:06 AM
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I got banned--it was exciting! I thought perhaps I had said something that threatened the New World Order, and they were closing in on me before I could shout the truth from the rooftops....

But no, it was probably just you :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946427


I was recently banned too, had to sell my Karma points :-(

Oh hey speaking of NWO did anyone see that Michelle Obama has been named most beautiful woman #33 on ask men...funny number eh?
Sheep the moon
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12/12/2012 03:50 PM
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Every single time I go to my moms house(in another town)..it says I'm IP banned, is it possible to ban entire areas or something? It's usually when I have to refresh/renew IPs to get it to work with her router, and then wham it says IP banned, but when I come back home all is well.
 Quoting: Holldoll


Your mom posting naughty stuff on glp.
GooliaJulia

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12/13/2012 12:01 AM
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this shit's just not fair...why the banning? what is it that people are randomly banned?

I really want to be unbanned, I want to participate in voice chat, I thought I would get that back when i had to spend my karma points but it wont let me.

this really sucks bad.
Sheep the moon
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12/13/2012 12:03 AM
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Don't ban me bro!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/13/2012 12:08 AM
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So this is what the mods do instead of actually moderating properly.
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12/13/2012 12:11 AM
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kin puss


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29211479


Amazing song! Could listen to it all day!

And MO, chances are me or my husband did something to get banned.
The One and Only Drama Queen.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:44 AM
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Is it normal to get banned even when you have a paid account, and have not broken any rules?
Thanks
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 01:46 AM
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this shit's just not fair...why the banning? what is it that people are randomly banned?

I really want to be unbanned, I want to participate in voice chat, I thought I would get that back when i had to spend my karma points but it wont let me.

this really sucks bad.
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


lolatu
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12/13/2012 08:56 AM

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kin puss


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29211479


Amazing song! Could listen to it all day!

And MO, chances are me or my husband did something to get banned.
 Quoting: WickedDramaQueen


mick jagger sang back up on this song...

listen close you can tell it's mick...

awesome.
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 09:01 AM
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Do you feel in control?

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12/13/2012 09:01 AM
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Even tho i know I'm banned for that, Ill probably be back in about 5 minuntes.
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12/13/2012 09:33 AM

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Is it normal to get banned even when you have a paid account, and have not broken any rules?
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12842609


since i was forced i mean decided to support the site and become a paid member i have never been banned...chuckle
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
Mordier L'eft

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12/13/2012 06:15 PM
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Is it normal to get banned even when you have a paid account, and have not broken any rules?
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12842609


since i was forced i mean decided to support the site and become a paid member i have never been banned...chuckle
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


lucky you
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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12/13/2012 06:20 PM

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Is it normal to get banned even when you have a paid account, and have not broken any rules?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12842609


since i was forced i mean decided to support the site and become a paid member i have never been banned...chuckle
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


However, now that you are a full member you recognize and appreciate the real benefits....right?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Mycelium

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12/13/2012 08:15 PM
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Can I do that "the herbalist is in" thread now? Last time I tried, I got banned a few minutes later. When I finally was allowed back, the thread was deleted. I promise to have a hefty disclaimer keeping GLP safe. I wil use the same disclaimer I have on my paperwork in my clinic.

I just don't know another way to ask... is there a way I can talk with a mod by email or other appropriate means?
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:23 PM
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Oh look, another small penis nodody in real life so need to compensate on internet kind of guy.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:29 PM
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Touch me.


:aphext:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Chances are, you got 1 star...

5a
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12/13/2012 08:29 PM
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He is really a she pretending to be a he who pretends to be a she. Almost as many layers as an onion.

She acts all tough and rumble on the outside but, unlike the onion, she is as sweet as honey.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 08:30 PM
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Is it normal to get banned even when you have a paid account, and have not broken any rules?
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12842609


since i was forced i mean decided to support the site and become a paid member i have never been banned...chuckle
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I didn't last a week as a paid member.
Horus
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12/13/2012 09:42 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

hf
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12/13/2012 10:34 PM
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Is that you in the pic with a gun?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Shit ! I always thought Mr. Obvious was a smoking hot guy, like over the top.

No offense, MO. I just think of you as a man, you throw off the guy vibes.

First impressions are lasting impressions. I see you in an office, drinking herb tea and flexing your muscles. Little stubble of a beard. Oh yeah.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 10:53 PM
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I got banned for posting a short story about a bi-polar whale.
Anonymous Coward
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12/13/2012 11:21 PM
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He is really a she pretending to be a he who pretends to be a she. Almost as many layers as an onion.

She acts all tough and rumble on the outside but, unlike the onion, she is as sweet as honey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29698507

Shhhhh....
Anonymous Coward
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12/14/2012 12:26 AM
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OMG< OMG!!! Banned from GLP!!!

MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!

No more Christians, no more lunatics, no more 'Obamah is a shape shifting illegal alien from Nibiru.

No more Communist paranoia in the 21st century.

Sorry, what was the bad news again?
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12/14/2012 12:30 AM
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Touch me.


:aphext:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Yeah?.. well listen up sister... You ban me, you lose your job. Then what?

I'd say there is zero chance of you banning me.

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