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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28293300  Australia12/07/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a whooper? Is that with mayo and cheese or just a burger on it's own? He'll probably be screaming and whooping when it comes out. Poor bugger...OP...if it doesnt get better soon, make sure you do go get some medical attention...I could think of nothing worse than being incapacitated while away... |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29187124  New Zealand12/07/2012 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seeing as you've already tried laxatives without success, there could potentially be a more serious problem going on. theres a few different thins it could be, and it would =nt be helpfull to suggest them here. but i wouldn't recommend taking any more laxatives till youve seen your doc & get a referral to see a gastroenterologist. shitty! |
AdHocBOHICA User ID: 19723065 United States12/07/2012 06:12 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | no magnesium citrate...........prune juice, cold -- "The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their? president.. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince". |
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| Seeker of Truth 'Be the love that you are.' User ID: 23208769 12/07/2012 06:30 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be careful, When I was in boot camp, one dude didn't shit for 4 days and woke everyone up with a blood curling scream like someone was cutting his fingers off. He actually tore his intestine. Luckily he didn't go septic. If I were you I'd get my ass to the hospital especially since you've been trying prunes etc.  Last Edited by Seeker of Truth on 12/07/2012 06:31 PM 'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss 'love has no opposite as it is the divine solvent that ends duality.' - m'Lord 'Be the love that you are' -m'Lord [link to www.youtube.com] |
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| AlcoholicRunner I run and drink at the same time. User ID: 23182389 United States12/07/2012 07:03 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This reminds me of this story... [link to www.poopreport.com] I dare you to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate... |
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| Sword of mercy User ID: 29291969 United Kingdom12/07/2012 07:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get to a doctor. You could have a blockage, and that could result in serious damage to the colon, even death. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9266723 this is what happened to my gran a couple of days ago. She is in hospital after her intestines erupted. Given only a 2% survival rate as she is 98. We will pass through the Seven Years or serve God's Will as martyrs. |
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| CrazyMama73 User ID: 28719001  Canada12/07/2012 07:18 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try magnesium citrate or black strap molasses, non sulphur. Psyllium powder, aloe vera juice. All of these will help you take that massive poop, not only that, but it will make sure it is nice and soft, so you are not having to deal with tearing and a bloody tush! CrazyMama73 |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1430199 United States12/07/2012 07:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got really bad constipated once, it got so bad I was throwing up constantly. Ended up in the emergency room. Then I started eating right and taking probiotics every day. Hasn't happened since. You might want to try getting some oxy powder. That stuff will work wonders for constipation. |
| Tprice User ID: 16529165 United States12/07/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Op, Cheap and easy fix. Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom salt). It is the exact same stuff used by doctors to prepare someone for a colonoscopy. Take a tablespoon and mix it with about 20 ounces of lemonade or any type of flavored drink as it taste very bad just mixed with water. In about an hour, you should start getting back to normal.:) |
Try deep knee bend,s. Good luck chap, let us know how it all work,s out for ya.
