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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 06:04 PM
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im in the US on business, can I get this from a CVS pharmacy ?
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If you mean magnesium citrate, any pharmacy should have it. It IS sold as a laxative and it should work.

Sit on the toilet in a proper shitting position. Don't sit bolt upright.
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12/07/2012 06:05 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
ive been eating prunes, fruit, porridge etc etc but im still shitting maltesers 5 days later

it now really hurts and im gonna have to take some laxatives or a supository

but 5 days ? why ? always been regular

anyone ever beat that ?
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ducolax
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
its going to be a whooper when she comes.Go see a doctor.
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a whooper?

Is that with mayo and cheese or just a burger on it's own?
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He'll probably be screaming and whooping when it comes out.
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12/07/2012 06:06 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Dude (or dudette) Get some chaw (chewing tobacco) and try a pluq. If you're a smoker it may not work, otherwise you can count on it to make you want to sh*t.
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12/07/2012 06:08 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
its going to be a whooper when she comes.Go see a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20460818


a whooper?

Is that with mayo and cheese or just a burger on it's own?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28293300


He'll probably be screaming and whooping when it comes out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5676214


Poor bugger...OP...if it doesnt get better soon, make sure you do go get some medical attention...I could think of nothing worse than being incapacitated while away...
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12/07/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Drink liquid magnesium luv. 50mls will do the trick..
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will try this

how long does it take ? i could keep u all posted
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 146056


Not long at all. Liquid magnesium is taken by opiate addicts. 10mls in the morning will prevent any probs. a 50ml stat dose will fix an existing prob.. Good luck..
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12/07/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
seeing as you've already tried laxatives without success, there could potentially be a more serious problem going on. theres a few different thins it could be, and it would =nt be helpfull to suggest them here.

but i wouldn't recommend taking any more laxatives till youve seen your doc & get a referral to see a gastroenterologist.

shitty!
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12/07/2012 06:12 PM
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no magnesium citrate...........prune juice, cold
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12/07/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
its going to be a whooper when she comes.Go see a doctor.
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a whooper?

Is that with mayo and cheese or just a burger on it's own?
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lol
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12/07/2012 06:16 PM
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s226 Try deep knee bend,s. Good luck chap, let us know how it all work,s out for ya.whatever
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Be careful, When I was in boot camp, one dude didn't shit for 4 days and woke everyone up with a blood curling scream like someone was cutting his fingers off. He actually tore his intestine. Luckily he didn't go septic.

If I were you I'd get my ass to the hospital especially since you've been trying prunes etc.hf

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12/07/2012 06:34 PM
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I'd send some of my wife's meatloaf, but then I'd probably get busted for domestic terrorism.
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Lol
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12/07/2012 06:35 PM
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Stay right where you are and keep posting on GLP.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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12/07/2012 06:43 PM
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KFC chicken works for me.
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12/07/2012 06:52 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
ive been eating prunes, fruit, porridge etc etc but im still shitting maltesers 5 days later

it now really hurts and im gonna have to take some laxatives or a supository

but 5 days ? why ? always been regular

anyone ever beat that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 146056


Try the Horse! sideways
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12/07/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Take 2 x 5mg tabs Bisacodyl last thing at night.
:spyda:
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12/07/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
This reminds me of this story...

[link to www.poopreport.com]

I dare you to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate...
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Eat some Taco Bell and wash it down with cheap malt liquor.

It should open the flood gates.
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Strap on that forty!

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12/07/2012 07:07 PM
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Get those drinkable yogurts and some chia seeds. Pour in a couple of teaspoons of chia seeds (almost to the top of the bottle), shake, and drink. It works wonders and it's healthy.
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Take 2 x 5mg tabs Bisacodyl last thing at night.
 Quoting: omar


Is this something you can buy at ASDA or TESCO?

I've never heard of it,
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find a way to get it out... :)
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12/07/2012 07:11 PM
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Get to a doctor. You could have a blockage, and that could result in serious damage to the colon, even death.
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this is what happened to my gran a couple of days ago. She is in hospital after her intestines erupted. Given only a 2% survival rate as she is 98.
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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared


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12/07/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
5 days is some pretty serious (lack of) shit. You should go to the HOSPITAL.

Like RIGHT NOW.

No joke.
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12/07/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Take 2 x 5mg tabs Bisacodyl last thing at night.
 Quoting: omar


Is this something you can buy at ASDA or TESCO?

I've never heard of it,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29280062

Yes.......Tesco sell Bisacodyl without prescription.
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12/07/2012 07:18 PM

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Try magnesium citrate or black strap molasses, non sulphur. Psyllium powder, aloe vera juice. All of these will help you take that massive poop, not only that, but it will make sure it is nice and soft, so you are not having to deal with tearing and a bloody tush!
CrazyMama73
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Take 2 x 5mg tabs Bisacodyl last thing at night.
 Quoting: omar


Is this something you can buy at ASDA or TESCO?

I've never heard of it,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29280062

Yes.......Tesco sell Bisacodyl without prescription.
 Quoting: omar


Does it make you dump good?

shitstreamfight

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12/07/2012 07:21 PM
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12/07/2012 07:27 PM
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I got really bad constipated once, it got so bad I was throwing up constantly. Ended up in the emergency room. Then I started eating right and taking probiotics every day. Hasn't happened since. You might want to try getting some oxy powder. That stuff will work wonders for constipation.
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12/07/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Op,

Cheap and easy fix. Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom salt). It is the exact same stuff used by doctors to prepare someone for a colonoscopy.

Take a tablespoon and mix it with about 20 ounces of lemonade or any type of flavored drink as it taste very bad just mixed with water. In about an hour, you should start getting back to normal.:)

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