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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared

 
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12/07/2012 09:27 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Op,

Cheap and easy fix. Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom salt). It is the exact same stuff used by doctors to prepare someone for a colonoscopy.

Take a tablespoon and mix it with about 20 ounces of lemonade or any type of flavored drink as it taste very bad just mixed with water. In about an hour, you should start getting back to normal.:)
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i think we have a winner...cheapest best and quickest!
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12/07/2012 09:31 PM
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I'd send some of my wife's meatloaf, but then I'd probably get busted for domestic terrorism.
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12/07/2012 09:36 PM

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I think you're full of shit!
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12/07/2012 09:44 PM

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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Shit has humanity by the balls. Always creeping up and telling us when and where to go... Fuck that.
Show that shit who's boss. From now on, WE call the shots!!
Make that shit wait another month, you're the leader of our movement... the anti-bowel movement.
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!
resist
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Shit has humanity by the balls. Always creeping up and telling us when and where to go... Fuck that.
Show that shit who's boss. From now on, WE call the shots!!
Make that shit wait another month, you're the leader of our movement... the anti-bowel movement.
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!
resist
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^^^THIS^^^
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
ive been eating prunes, fruit, porridge etc etc but im still shitting maltesers 5 days later

it now really hurts and im gonna have to take some laxatives or a supository

but 5 days ? why ? always been regular

anyone ever beat that ?
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You need to exercise. Like run 10 miles.

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