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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared

 
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12/07/2012 04:52 PM
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I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
ive been eating prunes, fruit, porridge etc etc but im still shitting maltesers 5 days later

it now really hurts and im gonna have to take some laxatives or a supository

but 5 days ? why ? always been regular

anyone ever beat that ?
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12/07/2012 04:55 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Mashed potatoes mixed with good sized dollops of Olive oil margarine.
Your jobbies should come out like RN torpedoes next time.
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12/07/2012 04:56 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Go see a doctor or, buy some laxatives. Problem solved.

The things people take up bandwidth for...crazy
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12/07/2012 04:56 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Eat some Taco Bell and wash it down with cheap malt liquor.

It should open the flood gates.
I'm finally going to stop drinking for good... I'll now only drink for evil.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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12/07/2012 04:58 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
i might just have a chiken tikka pathia tonight and about 6 beers to wash it down with

would rather have the squirts than be eggbound
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12/07/2012 05:00 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Drink liquid magnesium luv. 50mls will do the trick..
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12/07/2012 05:03 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
I'd send some of my wife's meatloaf, but then I'd probably get busted for domestic terrorism.
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12/07/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
ive been eating prunes, fruit, porridge etc etc but im still shitting maltesers 5 days later

it now really hurts and im gonna have to take some laxatives or a supository

but 5 days ? why ? always been regular

anyone ever beat that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 146056


put a stick up your arse and give it a poke? 1dunno1
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12/07/2012 05:06 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Eat your leafy greens.
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12/07/2012 05:06 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Drink liquid magnesium luv. 50mls will do the trick..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29256787


will try this

how long does it take ? i could keep u all posted
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12/07/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
I'd send some of my wife's meatloaf, but then I'd probably get busted for domestic terrorism.
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lol

maybe if i laugh hard enough ill shit myself
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Taco Bell and very hot jalapeno peppers.
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12/07/2012 05:08 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
yeah you should be concerned not scared

take a coffee enema, and cut out the gluten totally
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12/07/2012 05:11 PM
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Drink liquid magnesium luv. 50mls will do the trick..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29256787


Magnesium citrate from Walgreens will work. Get the grape.
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12/07/2012 05:12 PM
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Go see a doctor or, buy some laxatives. Problem solved.

The things people take up bandwidth for...crazy
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rofl
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12/07/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
im in the US on business, can I get this from a CVS pharmacy ?
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12/07/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
stop having anal, ffs.
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12/07/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
About 5-7 days is the most you can go without wondering if you'll ever be able to poop again. Your intestines need to keep moving and that means moving crap out. Not much more than a spinal cord injury or heavy narcotics typically results in not having a crap in as long as that. Do what you have to but make some progress fast or go to a hospital.
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Go see a doctor or, buy some laxatives. Problem solved.

The things people take up bandwidth for...crazy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


rofl
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give it 4 hrs and ill show u bandwith
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12/07/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Get to a doctor. You could have a blockage, and that could result in serious damage to the colon, even death.
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12/07/2012 05:17 PM
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OP in 3...2...1.... fight
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12/07/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Get to a doctor. You could have a blockage, and that could result in serious damage to the colon, even death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9266723


5a

YaY maybey then this OP will stop posting useless threads.
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12/07/2012 05:48 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Go to WAlly world (walmart), purchse some "Phillips" Colon Health...man it works well for me whenever I get clogged up....it occurs more frequently as one ages....if you're in severe pain ...better hit the emergency room....Walmart has the cheapest price.
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12/07/2012 05:50 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
Go to a dr. ASAP! All the really bad problems in life start and end with your ass.
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
add apple cider vinegar to your diet 1 tablespoon in a glass of ice water 2x a day

also go buy some coconut oil and use it instead of other oils (to fry, bake etc). I put a tsp of it in my hot cocoa and it tastes good.

do this every day, and you'll start going 2-3 times a day.
You'll feel pretty healthy.
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I guess this answers whether the bear shits in the woods...

Good luck OP...

We dont need any footage, but a sound track would be awesome..


PS...take a doo doo bag and scraper if you go out...


Them Mercans wont like you crapping on the street.

:)
Good luck!
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12/07/2012 05:55 PM
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If all the other suggestions don't work take a large dose or oral vitamin c...
I suggest 10-15,000 mg.
Perfectly safe but will cause a movement for sure...
hf
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12/07/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
How did you manage to quit ?

I'm totally addicted.
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12/07/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
its going to be a whooper when she comes.Go see a doctor.
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12/07/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: I havent had a poo for 5 days - scared
its going to be a whooper when she comes.Go see a doctor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20460818


a whooper?

Is that with mayo and cheese or just a burger on it's own?





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